THE REAL LEGEND OF ZELDA
Link here is the hero of time,
But he lost 7 years of his whole lifetime.
Did he ask for this job? No he did not.
But this is his fate, his fate, and the one that he's got.
When he was ten he was in a lot of trouble,
But when he grew up, evil nearly burst his bubble!
When it comes to speech, all he'll do is blink.
I wonder if he'll talk if his tunic's hot pink.
He's got his own bad guy, that's no dought,
But that's not the only problem he's gotta worry about.
Zelda here is the princess of Hyrule,
I don't think she ever made it to High School!
She paid her green-clad hero a visit,
But she got kidnapped. Boy what a nitwit.
But Link stopped and started to think,
"I'd rather go to the roller rink."
So he put down his sword and shield
And ran out of Hyrule Field.
Hyrule is doomed and darkness reigns supreme
While Link is in Florida, having a giant ice cream!
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As one can tell, I do not own any Zelda with the exception of this poem. I don't care for flames...I still like it. -Ria