Announcer: Uh...um...welcome! Here tonight is...The Master and his Minions...(gulp)...And they're here tonight with their rendition of...Wait! Hold on...there's a blonde girl leaping onto the stage! And she's grabbed the mic! Several others are joining her...
Sung to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, Altered lyrics "Slayer Girl"
BUFFY: Hey Slayerettes!

SLAYERETTES: Hey Buffy!

BUFFY: Wanna kill some Vamps?

SLAYERETTES: Sure Buffy!

BUFFY: Come on!
I'm a slayer girl

In the Hellmouth world!

Vampire, witch...life's a bitch

I can curl my hair

While stakes fly through the air.

Warewolves and demons, everybody screamin'!
MASTER: Come on Slayer, to my lair!
BUFFY:I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a vampire crazed world

Watch me kick, watch me flip, I'll kill you all
ANGEL:My, oh my, Cryptic Guys' here to help you along

Slay one here, slay one there, then hit the mall
BUFFY: You can help, you can stay, if you say "I'll slay them all"
I'm a slayer girl

In the Hellmouth world!

Vampire, witch...life's a bitch

I can curl my hair

While stakes fly through the air.

Warewolves and demons, everybody screamin'! |Master: Come on slayer, to my |Buffy: I don't think so | |lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair |I don't think so | |Come on slayer, to my lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair | |

BUFFY: Now you must turn to dust, I'll stake you, 1,2,3

With one hand tied around my back and on one knee
SLAYERETTES: Help us now, Slayer friend, they'll kill us in the end

Get to work, go berserk, please save the world!
BUFFY: You can help, you can stay, if you say "I'll slay them all"

You can help, you can stay, if you say "I'll slay them all" |Master: Come on slayer, to my |Buffy: I don't think so | |lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair |I don't think so | |Come on slayer, to my lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair | |

BUFFY: I'm a slayer girl

In the Hellmouth world!

Vampire, witch...life's a bitch

I can curl my hair

While stakes fly through the air.

Warewolves and demons, everybody screamin'! |Master: Come on slayer, to my |Buffy: I don't think so | |lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair |I don't think so | |Come on slayer, to my lair |Yeah right! Yeah right! | |Come on slayer, to my lair | |

BUFFY: Ohhhhhh...I'm running out a stakes
ANGEL: Well, Buffy, I've got a whole bag full
BUFFY: (to herself) Oh, I love you Angel