Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros or anything that may sound a
little funny in this.
A/N: Hey, back again. Just to clear some things up. I've been slacking a little during the past few weeks. Plus I've had an evil report to do. So, now that that's over and done with, I have more free time to work on my fics. That also goes for IKM (I Killed Mario), which chapter 3 will be appearing very soon. I hope. In the meantime, here's this chapter. Hope you enjoy it.
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More Video Havoc!
After having his long enjoyed amusement of watching the Fox McCloud trying to get out of a very large dumpster, The Mystery Man continued down the hall and approached the living room entrance. "Here, we are about to see the infamous young swordsman, Link, the good and proud protector of Hyrule. The nice friendly guy that only loves one girl, Princess Zelda." He smirked. "Or, in this case, Samus Aran."
The Mystery Man walked into the living room and hid behind the nearest couch. He peered the camera over the side to bring into view, Link, who was standing up against the wall, watching Samus cleaning some of her armor. She was sitting in a recliner across from Link, who was completely oblivious to Samus. She then dropped a piece of her armor and then leaned forward to pick it up. It had suddenly seemed as if Samus' shirt had moved a little too much for Link's liking. His eyes went wide as he began to inch forward a bit to try and get a decent view of the contents within her shirt. The Mystery Man saw this as a window of opportunity. He picked up a nearby book and threw it at Link's back and hit his target, causing Link to suddenly stumble and fall practically head first into Samus' shirt.
After this had happened, Samus' eyes widened to a point where they rivaled dinner plates as she began to angrily and frantically force Link's head out of her shirt. "AH! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHIRT!!!" She roared as she had managed to force Link out of her shirt and began to angrily glare daggers at the boy. "You sick Perv! How dare you shove your head down my shirt! JUST WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!"
Link stuggled to come up with a reasonable excuse to keep from getting seriously injured. "Uh... I didn't do it on purpose, Samus-chan!" He said. He almost flinched from fear when he heard the female bounty hunter growl. It became obvious to Link that she did not like to be refered to as "Samus- chan". He then decided that it wouldn't kill him to be honest. "Something hit me from behind and I fell and accidentally went straight into your shir- "
"Yeah right! You were probably just standing somewhere watching me the time, weren't you?! You were waiting for an opportunity to stare at something other than MY ASS!!!!" Samus snapped. Link had now begun to nervously blink.
"Samus, I swear, I didn't want to jump in your shirt." Link stated rather frankly, but not calmly. "I just did what I always do almost every other day when I get lonely; stand against the wall and try to look at your ass like I always..... Uh-oh." By this time, Link caught the sight of Samus' twitching right eye.
"Uh-oh, is right!" She shouted at him angrily as she pulled out one of the ray guns that she had taken from the Super Smash Bros. weaponry room. She pointed it at Link. "Prepare to die, Link!"
After letting out a fearful "Eep!", Link turned on his heel and sped out the door of the room, narrowly managing to dodge a shot from the ray gun in the process. He ran down the hallway as Samus had began to follow him in hot pursuit, ready to take down her victim. She fired many missed shots at Link in the process, much to her annoyance, while charing the walls and flower pots instead of Link's head.
"Run all you want, Linky! Your never going to excape from me until you die!" Samus roared as Link had ran into a neaby room and shut the door and locked it.
The Mystery Man had emerged from his hiding place and began to tip-toe to a neaby room while Samus angrily pounded on the door that Link had ran into. "Excellent, I knew he'd go in there." The Mystery Man whispered to his camera. "Luckily, I can get in by going through the connecting door in Kirby's room. " He walked into the empty, trash filled room that was Kirby's. He went to the door by his bedside and opened it and peered his video camera lense into the doorway, revealing the room that Link had baracaded himself in; a bathroom. He smirked at Link as he stood in front of the closed door, chuckling.
"She'll never get in here. This door is virtually impregnable now that its locked." Link chided triumphantly as if he had just discovered the true meaning of life. He then blinked as got the feeling that is seemed a little hot and damp in the room. It was then that he noticed that the entire room was filled with what looked like white mist. "Hey, why is it so steamy in here?"
It was then that he took into notice the sounds of running water, squeeling, and moaning. Link suddenly got a bad feeling that he wasn't the only one in this room. Slowly, Link turned away from the door. Only to find something that he did not ever want to see. His eyes went wide as his body almost went completely numb from shock. The sight he saw was none other than Yoshi and Pikachu, making love in the shower.
Link remained oblivious to Yoshi and Pikachu until he let out an ear piercing, high pitched scream. Pikachu broke the sloppy wet kiss and looked over at Link, who looked panic striken. He smiled slyly. "Oh, we're sorry. We must've forgot to close the curtain." Pikachu said, as if nothing were wrong.
Link shot a look at the pair that could only be described as panic and shock. "Oh my god! You guys are getting it on with each other!"
Yoshi then glanced over at the boy in a suductive manner. "Care to join us, Link?"
Linknow had a mortified look on his face. "NO! I don't want to fucking join you! Don't you two know that your both guys and your both weird looking animal creatures and your not-.... well- the same species?! You guys are crazy!!"
Yoshi and Pikachu both glanced back at each other and then back at Link. Then the pair said in unison, "Yeah, so?"
Link gasped and already felt as if he were on the verge of hyperventalating from complete shock. He then shrieked and jumped as the sounds of pounding on the door behind him became loud enough to startle him. He supressed another shriek as Samus' voice was heard.
"Damnit, Link! I know your in there! You can't stay in there forever! You've got to come out sometime!" Samus' angry voice roared from the other side of the door.
It was then that a small dilema was placed on Link. He could either open the door and make a run for it, but also risk being brutally murdered in the process. Either that, or he could stay in the bathroom and be safe from Death, who was standing outside the door in Samus' body, and be forced to watch an electric mouse pokemon and small green dinosaur have an orgy together.
Link had instantly made his decision as he scrambled for the door knob. "Yeah, I know that by a proved fact, Samus! And that time is now!"
After figuring out that he had been turning the door knob the wrong way, Link burst out of the bathroom and dashed down the hallway, away from the insanity (or so Link thinks), screaming frantically.
Samus had caught sight of Link after she emerged from behind the door that had just hit her in the face. "Run all you want! You'll never get away from me!"
The bounty hunter was about to give chase, but just as she began to dash after her victim, she stopped as something had instantly caught her eye in the bathroom that Link had been hiding in. Yoshi and Pikachu had, once again, continued to make love in the shower. Samus' eyes widened as she took notice of Yoshi being on top. Like Link, Samus had let out a distinct "Eep!" as she watched the pair, horrified and disgusted. At the sound, Yoshi looked up and saw the female bounty hunter. "Hey Pika-kun, I think we're being exposed again."
Pikachu looked up and saw Samus standing in the doorway, staring at them. He was about to say something, but Samus had opened her opened her mouth before he could.
"Oh dear God! You guys are so disgusting!" She shouted before screaming and running away down the hallway as Link had already done.
Pikachu looked up at Yoshi. "We really need to start closing the shower curtains."
Link had continued to run down the hallway while screaming. He skided around the corners, nearly hitting the walls as he kept running to who knows where. He finally made it to the TV room, figuring that he could hide from the world in here. He shut the door and locked it before looking around for a hiding place. He saw the closet and then ran over to its door, but stopped as he reached for the door knob.
"What am I thinking? I can't hid in here! Its too obvious!" He then rushed for the recliner and knelt beside it. "Not here! Too small! I'll end up as a chlosterphobic psyco." He stood up and ran to a suspicously dark and shadowy corner. He glaced down at it. "Nah, I had my last nervous breakdown here." He then turned and saw the TV. Link smiled. "Perfect!"
Figuring the he could hide behind the TV and hug his knees to his chest and officially call himself traumatized, Link made a mad dash for the TV. However, Link had failed to notice most of the cords on the floor. As he neared the area behind the TV, his foot got caught under one of the cords and he suddenly tripped. He, however, did not fall and land face first on the floor. Instead, he fell through an open window. Screaming frantically, Link plunged downwards as the thought of jumping back up to the window while in midair had never occured to him. He didn't even brace himself for impact as he neared the bottom. He decided to wait for his inevitable doom, but it never came. Instead, he laded head first into a huge pile of garbage.
"WAH!" Link immediately brought his head up from the filth and looked around alarmingly and in the process, saw Fox McCloud, leaning up against the walls of what Link had assumed was a dumpster's. Fox was staring at Link as if he were insane. He had his arms crossed.
"What's up with you?" The vixen said, earning a shocked glance from the blonde swordsman.
"What do you mean by that?!" Link shouted, while Fox looked at him strangely.
"I mean that you look as if you haven't had a decent night's sleep in ages. You look like you just had the shit scared out of you." Fox said as his eyes never left Link. The young hero was flushed, his eyes were wide, and he also appeared to be panting for breath. Fox blinked at Link. It was not like Link to ever show this type of weakness. "Are you all right? Did something scare you?"
Link sighed. "As a matter of fact, yes. It was more traumatizing than frightening though. I actually didn't know which one would be more suitable to describe what I saw."
"Well, what exactly did you see? Maybe I can tell you which word is more suitable." Fox said as he uncrossed his arms and approached Link.
"I'm sure if you saw Yoshi and Pikachu fucking each other in a shower then you'd probably say that you were traumatized and frightened for life too, Fox. So don't worry about it." Link said as he looked at Fox. The vixen's eyes had widened.
"Ugh! Okay, that's just.... wrong!" Fox said. Just the thought of a green dinosaur and a pokemon that could somehow possibly be related to the family of Rodentia made him feel sick. He then had an image of those two in his head, which nearly caused him to flinch. "Yep. I definately stand by what I say on that."
"Who wouldn't?" Said Link. A sudden curiosity had struck him at that very moment. "Hey, Fox. Just what are you doing down here in a dumpster anyway?"
Fox grunted and turned away. "Understand one thing first. I'm not down here on my own free will. I've actually been screaming for help for about three hours now." He said as Link gave him an odd look.
"How in the hell did you end up down here?!" Link asked. Fox grunted again.
"Jigglypuff. That damn little pink blubber ball just walked in on me while I was watching- um.... Well, that's not important right now. Anyway, she tried to beat the shit out of me, but nothing she did actually hurt me. After a while, I got sick of it. So I made it look like she'd managed to weaken me some. Then she threw me out the window and I ended up down here." Fox explained as Link gave him a very questioning look.
"Why'd Jigglypuff just suddenly decide to walk in and try to kill you in her own way?" Link said as Fox shrugged.
"I guess she's just lost it."
"And why haven't you gotten out yet?"
"Why are you asking so many questions?"
"You won't like the answer."
"I don't care. Just tell me." It was then that Fox felt that he should just get this over with before more questions were asked.
"Okay. I can't get out." This made Link's eyebrows shoot up into his hairline.
"What?"
Fox sighed. "The damn dumpster walls are too high for anyone to jump out of and since no one is nearby, they can't exactly hear our cries for help. Hence the reason why I'm down still down here."
Link, once again, had looked panic stricken. "So, we're stuck down here?" Link said, his voice sounding more in a scared tone than it once was. "Forever?"
Fox just shrugged. "Not sure exactly. It depends if we're lucky enough to have someone at least stop listening to the TV for a few seconds. But judging by how long I've been down here, it now seems highly unlikely that we will be saved before the week is over."
"Your serious?" Link gasped. He didn't wait for Fox's reply to that. He just went on to scream, "Oh my God! We're stuck down here forever! WE'RE DOOMED!"
Fox just shook his head. "It gets worse." He said as bellowed to the two corpses at the other end of the dumpster that were Mario and Ness.
Link shrieked and screamed again. "Holly fucking hell!! Get me out of here!! MOMMY!!! HELP ME!!!"
Fox merely sighed as Link scrambled to get out with no sucess. Knowing that Link was currently having some serious psychologicalissues at the moment, he decided to let this little psychological phase of Link's run its course until Link actually figured out that it was pointless to try and jump out of the dumpster. Fox, once again, crossed his arms and leaned back against the wall and just watched Link as he tried his futile attempts to escape.
Up at the window, The Mystery Man and his video camera, however, did hear their cries for help, but chose to ignore them. The sight of Fox and Link trapped in a dumpster together with Mario and Ness was enticing to go unnoticed. "Oh yeah! Now this is what I'm talkin about here." He said. He then let out a small chuckle. "Now, who's our next victim?"
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Well, that's taken care of. Now I have to start on the next chapter. Oh, just to keep you all in suspense, the original version of this only had 9 chapters. That will change in this. This one is going to have 10 (like me, your probably gonna start thinking "Oh yeah, real big improvement." and then roll your eyes). The extra one will explain exactly what Luigi was doing when he forgot to shut the video camera off in his room. So, there's something to wait for. Lol. Anwyway, updates will be soon I hope. Eventually, I will go back over these chapters and correct anything that needs correcting. Until then, try not to be bothered by the mistakes.
-Zorra
A/N: Hey, back again. Just to clear some things up. I've been slacking a little during the past few weeks. Plus I've had an evil report to do. So, now that that's over and done with, I have more free time to work on my fics. That also goes for IKM (I Killed Mario), which chapter 3 will be appearing very soon. I hope. In the meantime, here's this chapter. Hope you enjoy it.
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More Video Havoc!
After having his long enjoyed amusement of watching the Fox McCloud trying to get out of a very large dumpster, The Mystery Man continued down the hall and approached the living room entrance. "Here, we are about to see the infamous young swordsman, Link, the good and proud protector of Hyrule. The nice friendly guy that only loves one girl, Princess Zelda." He smirked. "Or, in this case, Samus Aran."
The Mystery Man walked into the living room and hid behind the nearest couch. He peered the camera over the side to bring into view, Link, who was standing up against the wall, watching Samus cleaning some of her armor. She was sitting in a recliner across from Link, who was completely oblivious to Samus. She then dropped a piece of her armor and then leaned forward to pick it up. It had suddenly seemed as if Samus' shirt had moved a little too much for Link's liking. His eyes went wide as he began to inch forward a bit to try and get a decent view of the contents within her shirt. The Mystery Man saw this as a window of opportunity. He picked up a nearby book and threw it at Link's back and hit his target, causing Link to suddenly stumble and fall practically head first into Samus' shirt.
After this had happened, Samus' eyes widened to a point where they rivaled dinner plates as she began to angrily and frantically force Link's head out of her shirt. "AH! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHIRT!!!" She roared as she had managed to force Link out of her shirt and began to angrily glare daggers at the boy. "You sick Perv! How dare you shove your head down my shirt! JUST WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!"
Link stuggled to come up with a reasonable excuse to keep from getting seriously injured. "Uh... I didn't do it on purpose, Samus-chan!" He said. He almost flinched from fear when he heard the female bounty hunter growl. It became obvious to Link that she did not like to be refered to as "Samus- chan". He then decided that it wouldn't kill him to be honest. "Something hit me from behind and I fell and accidentally went straight into your shir- "
"Yeah right! You were probably just standing somewhere watching me the time, weren't you?! You were waiting for an opportunity to stare at something other than MY ASS!!!!" Samus snapped. Link had now begun to nervously blink.
"Samus, I swear, I didn't want to jump in your shirt." Link stated rather frankly, but not calmly. "I just did what I always do almost every other day when I get lonely; stand against the wall and try to look at your ass like I always..... Uh-oh." By this time, Link caught the sight of Samus' twitching right eye.
"Uh-oh, is right!" She shouted at him angrily as she pulled out one of the ray guns that she had taken from the Super Smash Bros. weaponry room. She pointed it at Link. "Prepare to die, Link!"
After letting out a fearful "Eep!", Link turned on his heel and sped out the door of the room, narrowly managing to dodge a shot from the ray gun in the process. He ran down the hallway as Samus had began to follow him in hot pursuit, ready to take down her victim. She fired many missed shots at Link in the process, much to her annoyance, while charing the walls and flower pots instead of Link's head.
"Run all you want, Linky! Your never going to excape from me until you die!" Samus roared as Link had ran into a neaby room and shut the door and locked it.
The Mystery Man had emerged from his hiding place and began to tip-toe to a neaby room while Samus angrily pounded on the door that Link had ran into. "Excellent, I knew he'd go in there." The Mystery Man whispered to his camera. "Luckily, I can get in by going through the connecting door in Kirby's room. " He walked into the empty, trash filled room that was Kirby's. He went to the door by his bedside and opened it and peered his video camera lense into the doorway, revealing the room that Link had baracaded himself in; a bathroom. He smirked at Link as he stood in front of the closed door, chuckling.
"She'll never get in here. This door is virtually impregnable now that its locked." Link chided triumphantly as if he had just discovered the true meaning of life. He then blinked as got the feeling that is seemed a little hot and damp in the room. It was then that he noticed that the entire room was filled with what looked like white mist. "Hey, why is it so steamy in here?"
It was then that he took into notice the sounds of running water, squeeling, and moaning. Link suddenly got a bad feeling that he wasn't the only one in this room. Slowly, Link turned away from the door. Only to find something that he did not ever want to see. His eyes went wide as his body almost went completely numb from shock. The sight he saw was none other than Yoshi and Pikachu, making love in the shower.
Link remained oblivious to Yoshi and Pikachu until he let out an ear piercing, high pitched scream. Pikachu broke the sloppy wet kiss and looked over at Link, who looked panic striken. He smiled slyly. "Oh, we're sorry. We must've forgot to close the curtain." Pikachu said, as if nothing were wrong.
Link shot a look at the pair that could only be described as panic and shock. "Oh my god! You guys are getting it on with each other!"
Yoshi then glanced over at the boy in a suductive manner. "Care to join us, Link?"
Linknow had a mortified look on his face. "NO! I don't want to fucking join you! Don't you two know that your both guys and your both weird looking animal creatures and your not-.... well- the same species?! You guys are crazy!!"
Yoshi and Pikachu both glanced back at each other and then back at Link. Then the pair said in unison, "Yeah, so?"
Link gasped and already felt as if he were on the verge of hyperventalating from complete shock. He then shrieked and jumped as the sounds of pounding on the door behind him became loud enough to startle him. He supressed another shriek as Samus' voice was heard.
"Damnit, Link! I know your in there! You can't stay in there forever! You've got to come out sometime!" Samus' angry voice roared from the other side of the door.
It was then that a small dilema was placed on Link. He could either open the door and make a run for it, but also risk being brutally murdered in the process. Either that, or he could stay in the bathroom and be safe from Death, who was standing outside the door in Samus' body, and be forced to watch an electric mouse pokemon and small green dinosaur have an orgy together.
Link had instantly made his decision as he scrambled for the door knob. "Yeah, I know that by a proved fact, Samus! And that time is now!"
After figuring out that he had been turning the door knob the wrong way, Link burst out of the bathroom and dashed down the hallway, away from the insanity (or so Link thinks), screaming frantically.
Samus had caught sight of Link after she emerged from behind the door that had just hit her in the face. "Run all you want! You'll never get away from me!"
The bounty hunter was about to give chase, but just as she began to dash after her victim, she stopped as something had instantly caught her eye in the bathroom that Link had been hiding in. Yoshi and Pikachu had, once again, continued to make love in the shower. Samus' eyes widened as she took notice of Yoshi being on top. Like Link, Samus had let out a distinct "Eep!" as she watched the pair, horrified and disgusted. At the sound, Yoshi looked up and saw the female bounty hunter. "Hey Pika-kun, I think we're being exposed again."
Pikachu looked up and saw Samus standing in the doorway, staring at them. He was about to say something, but Samus had opened her opened her mouth before he could.
"Oh dear God! You guys are so disgusting!" She shouted before screaming and running away down the hallway as Link had already done.
Pikachu looked up at Yoshi. "We really need to start closing the shower curtains."
Link had continued to run down the hallway while screaming. He skided around the corners, nearly hitting the walls as he kept running to who knows where. He finally made it to the TV room, figuring that he could hide from the world in here. He shut the door and locked it before looking around for a hiding place. He saw the closet and then ran over to its door, but stopped as he reached for the door knob.
"What am I thinking? I can't hid in here! Its too obvious!" He then rushed for the recliner and knelt beside it. "Not here! Too small! I'll end up as a chlosterphobic psyco." He stood up and ran to a suspicously dark and shadowy corner. He glaced down at it. "Nah, I had my last nervous breakdown here." He then turned and saw the TV. Link smiled. "Perfect!"
Figuring the he could hide behind the TV and hug his knees to his chest and officially call himself traumatized, Link made a mad dash for the TV. However, Link had failed to notice most of the cords on the floor. As he neared the area behind the TV, his foot got caught under one of the cords and he suddenly tripped. He, however, did not fall and land face first on the floor. Instead, he fell through an open window. Screaming frantically, Link plunged downwards as the thought of jumping back up to the window while in midair had never occured to him. He didn't even brace himself for impact as he neared the bottom. He decided to wait for his inevitable doom, but it never came. Instead, he laded head first into a huge pile of garbage.
"WAH!" Link immediately brought his head up from the filth and looked around alarmingly and in the process, saw Fox McCloud, leaning up against the walls of what Link had assumed was a dumpster's. Fox was staring at Link as if he were insane. He had his arms crossed.
"What's up with you?" The vixen said, earning a shocked glance from the blonde swordsman.
"What do you mean by that?!" Link shouted, while Fox looked at him strangely.
"I mean that you look as if you haven't had a decent night's sleep in ages. You look like you just had the shit scared out of you." Fox said as his eyes never left Link. The young hero was flushed, his eyes were wide, and he also appeared to be panting for breath. Fox blinked at Link. It was not like Link to ever show this type of weakness. "Are you all right? Did something scare you?"
Link sighed. "As a matter of fact, yes. It was more traumatizing than frightening though. I actually didn't know which one would be more suitable to describe what I saw."
"Well, what exactly did you see? Maybe I can tell you which word is more suitable." Fox said as he uncrossed his arms and approached Link.
"I'm sure if you saw Yoshi and Pikachu fucking each other in a shower then you'd probably say that you were traumatized and frightened for life too, Fox. So don't worry about it." Link said as he looked at Fox. The vixen's eyes had widened.
"Ugh! Okay, that's just.... wrong!" Fox said. Just the thought of a green dinosaur and a pokemon that could somehow possibly be related to the family of Rodentia made him feel sick. He then had an image of those two in his head, which nearly caused him to flinch. "Yep. I definately stand by what I say on that."
"Who wouldn't?" Said Link. A sudden curiosity had struck him at that very moment. "Hey, Fox. Just what are you doing down here in a dumpster anyway?"
Fox grunted and turned away. "Understand one thing first. I'm not down here on my own free will. I've actually been screaming for help for about three hours now." He said as Link gave him an odd look.
"How in the hell did you end up down here?!" Link asked. Fox grunted again.
"Jigglypuff. That damn little pink blubber ball just walked in on me while I was watching- um.... Well, that's not important right now. Anyway, she tried to beat the shit out of me, but nothing she did actually hurt me. After a while, I got sick of it. So I made it look like she'd managed to weaken me some. Then she threw me out the window and I ended up down here." Fox explained as Link gave him a very questioning look.
"Why'd Jigglypuff just suddenly decide to walk in and try to kill you in her own way?" Link said as Fox shrugged.
"I guess she's just lost it."
"And why haven't you gotten out yet?"
"Why are you asking so many questions?"
"You won't like the answer."
"I don't care. Just tell me." It was then that Fox felt that he should just get this over with before more questions were asked.
"Okay. I can't get out." This made Link's eyebrows shoot up into his hairline.
"What?"
Fox sighed. "The damn dumpster walls are too high for anyone to jump out of and since no one is nearby, they can't exactly hear our cries for help. Hence the reason why I'm down still down here."
Link, once again, had looked panic stricken. "So, we're stuck down here?" Link said, his voice sounding more in a scared tone than it once was. "Forever?"
Fox just shrugged. "Not sure exactly. It depends if we're lucky enough to have someone at least stop listening to the TV for a few seconds. But judging by how long I've been down here, it now seems highly unlikely that we will be saved before the week is over."
"Your serious?" Link gasped. He didn't wait for Fox's reply to that. He just went on to scream, "Oh my God! We're stuck down here forever! WE'RE DOOMED!"
Fox just shook his head. "It gets worse." He said as bellowed to the two corpses at the other end of the dumpster that were Mario and Ness.
Link shrieked and screamed again. "Holly fucking hell!! Get me out of here!! MOMMY!!! HELP ME!!!"
Fox merely sighed as Link scrambled to get out with no sucess. Knowing that Link was currently having some serious psychologicalissues at the moment, he decided to let this little psychological phase of Link's run its course until Link actually figured out that it was pointless to try and jump out of the dumpster. Fox, once again, crossed his arms and leaned back against the wall and just watched Link as he tried his futile attempts to escape.
Up at the window, The Mystery Man and his video camera, however, did hear their cries for help, but chose to ignore them. The sight of Fox and Link trapped in a dumpster together with Mario and Ness was enticing to go unnoticed. "Oh yeah! Now this is what I'm talkin about here." He said. He then let out a small chuckle. "Now, who's our next victim?"
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Well, that's taken care of. Now I have to start on the next chapter. Oh, just to keep you all in suspense, the original version of this only had 9 chapters. That will change in this. This one is going to have 10 (like me, your probably gonna start thinking "Oh yeah, real big improvement." and then roll your eyes). The extra one will explain exactly what Luigi was doing when he forgot to shut the video camera off in his room. So, there's something to wait for. Lol. Anwyway, updates will be soon I hope. Eventually, I will go back over these chapters and correct anything that needs correcting. Until then, try not to be bothered by the mistakes.
-Zorra