And now welcome special guests Eminem with their hit "Shim Slayer"!
To the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem altered lyrics "Shim Slayer" by
Kotis
Hi kids, wanna see me get violent? (yeah yeah)
Wanna see me assult vamps without intent? (yeah)
Wanna copy Faith, deal with Angel like she did, and try to get screwed
up worse than her life is? (yeah yeah yeah)
Drusilla's brain is dead weight, she can't get it on straight
I know Xander's just looking for a Slayer he can impregnate (Umm
Kendra?)
Giles said "Shim you're a Slayer (uh uh) Then why'd you slay her?
Look, you're your plastered."
Well, since age 12, I've been killing elves that bark like hellhounds
standing in a corner biting their tails
Got pissed off, ripped Harmony's lips off, kissed them and said "I
didn't know collagen was this soft!"
I knocked a vampire bat out and it crashed, landed in the grass faster
than the vamp
who fell down the stairs too fast
C'mere Cordy! (Shim! That's my girl dog!)
You think I give a care? Rayne wants me to take the world on!
Hi my name is (who?)
My name is (What?)
My name is (Shim Slayer)
Hi my name is (who?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (Shim Slayer)
Calendar tried to flunk me in senior high (damn!)
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't she die?
I hit her with orbs and erasers, stole her books and staplers, told
her she'd get 'em back when she changed my paper (yeah!)
Walked into the Bronze, I dusted two vampires that were getting it on
Serpents have been running over demons with spaceships and hollering
"We'll never be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of this town is lied to, I just learned that Buffy
dusts more vamps than I do
I told her I wanted to be a Slayer, she didn't believe me and just
said See ya later
She yelled at me for trying to blow up mausoleums, of course if I had,
she'd say "I can't blame him"
You know you're screwed up when Drusilla asks you advice, I actually
said I'd give her some, she smiled and said, "That'd be nice"
Spike walked in then and kicked my ass, now my good slaying pants are
stained with blood, mud, grass, and other crap
Chorus
Stop it right now, I don't want to get raped! Drusilla needs to be
locked away! (She went that way men!)
Dr. Zhivago, don't just stand there, operate! (now)
I've got to leave before I die, they might get me in a cemetery and
bury me while I'm still half-alive
Are we winning or losing? Who gets to decide? I just lost a pint, dare
me to drive? (go ahead)
I tend to get hurt when I talk, I'll slay anything dead that walks
(heh heh heh c'mere)
Vampires tend to hang out and feed in gangs
Are you going to drain me now? You call those fangs?
I decided to have fun and strapped Drusilla into her bed
Spike wants to send the Order of Takara after me, but they're all dead
Just like Faith, I've gone mad
If you happen to see Wesley (yeah?), tell him I beheaded him in a
dream I had.
To the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem altered lyrics "Shim Slayer" by
Kotis
Hi kids, wanna see me get violent? (yeah yeah)
Wanna see me assult vamps without intent? (yeah)
Wanna copy Faith, deal with Angel like she did, and try to get screwed
up worse than her life is? (yeah yeah yeah)
Drusilla's brain is dead weight, she can't get it on straight
I know Xander's just looking for a Slayer he can impregnate (Umm
Kendra?)
Giles said "Shim you're a Slayer (uh uh) Then why'd you slay her?
Look, you're your plastered."
Well, since age 12, I've been killing elves that bark like hellhounds
standing in a corner biting their tails
Got pissed off, ripped Harmony's lips off, kissed them and said "I
didn't know collagen was this soft!"
I knocked a vampire bat out and it crashed, landed in the grass faster
than the vamp
who fell down the stairs too fast
C'mere Cordy! (Shim! That's my girl dog!)
You think I give a care? Rayne wants me to take the world on!
Hi my name is (who?)
My name is (What?)
My name is (Shim Slayer)
Hi my name is (who?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (Shim Slayer)
Calendar tried to flunk me in senior high (damn!)
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't she die?
I hit her with orbs and erasers, stole her books and staplers, told
her she'd get 'em back when she changed my paper (yeah!)
Walked into the Bronze, I dusted two vampires that were getting it on
Serpents have been running over demons with spaceships and hollering
"We'll never be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of this town is lied to, I just learned that Buffy
dusts more vamps than I do
I told her I wanted to be a Slayer, she didn't believe me and just
said See ya later
She yelled at me for trying to blow up mausoleums, of course if I had,
she'd say "I can't blame him"
You know you're screwed up when Drusilla asks you advice, I actually
said I'd give her some, she smiled and said, "That'd be nice"
Spike walked in then and kicked my ass, now my good slaying pants are
stained with blood, mud, grass, and other crap
Chorus
Stop it right now, I don't want to get raped! Drusilla needs to be
locked away! (She went that way men!)
Dr. Zhivago, don't just stand there, operate! (now)
I've got to leave before I die, they might get me in a cemetery and
bury me while I'm still half-alive
Are we winning or losing? Who gets to decide? I just lost a pint, dare
me to drive? (go ahead)
I tend to get hurt when I talk, I'll slay anything dead that walks
(heh heh heh c'mere)
Vampires tend to hang out and feed in gangs
Are you going to drain me now? You call those fangs?
I decided to have fun and strapped Drusilla into her bed
Spike wants to send the Order of Takara after me, but they're all dead
Just like Faith, I've gone mad
If you happen to see Wesley (yeah?), tell him I beheaded him in a
dream I had.