Adventures of the Mini-Goddess
The Peorth Files
By: Alicia Maxwell
One ordinary day in May, three goddesses appeared at the door of a likeable young college student. The goddesses used their many powers to help people find happiness, and sometimes, for a laugh, they would make themselves small. This is their story…
The Final Showdown Part I
"Ah what a lovely day," Belldandy remarked. "Skuld, Urd, Gan-chan, Peorth is coming over for afternoon tea today."
"Peorth? Who's Peorth?" Gan-chan blinked.
"She's a goddess stupid! Like us!" Urd yelled.
"You mean like you! Belldandy and I aren't perverted like you and Peorth!" Skuld snapped.
"Ah ha ha… bickering as usual I see." A sinister laugh echoed through the air.
"It's Marla!" Skuld cried.
"And don't forget us! Kodama the illusionist!"
"Hikari of the glimmering light!"
"And Nozomi the clairvoyant!"
"Not them again," Urd grumbled.
"I refuse to admit defeat to you miserable goddesses! I will throw you into a world of utter confusion and misery! Mwahahahahahahaha!" Marla declared.
"Oh yeah! Well let's see you try!" Skuld stuck her tongue out at the demonic blonde.
"Kodama, Hikari, Nozomi, dispose of them!"
"Yes Mistress!" Kodama Hikari and attacked the goddesses without a second thought.
Skuld found herself fending off Kodama's illusions and her sword, Belldandy was busy deflecting the attacks of Hikari, and Urd was combating the onslaught of Nozomi. Gan-chan had long since run away…
"Bwahahahaha! Once my ninjas defeat you goddesses, no one will stand in my way!" Marla laughed maniacally.
"Don't count on that! I, Peorth, Goddess First Class with no restrictions, have come to stop you!" Peorth flew down and attacked Marla herself. Then she paused. "We will have tea after this won't we Belldandy?"
"Tea? Why yes! Of course!" Belldandy replied. "In fact, I'll go make some now. Hikari, would you care to help me make the tea?"
"Sure!" Hikari smiled and followed Belldandy to the kitchen.
"Hikari! What are you doing!? You're supposed to fight the goddesses not help them make tea!" Marla yelled as she attempted to fend off a powerful energy wave Peorth had attacked her with.
"Give me some decent attacks and then we'll talk about fighting again! Nah!" Hikari lowered her eyelid and stuck out her tongue. "Besides, all you do is bark orders! I'm sick of it!"
"How dare you criticize me! Take this!" Marla, throwing the blast back at Peorth, concentrated and sent a thunderbolt crashing down into Hikari.
"Oh dear!" Belldandy ran back to check on Hikari.
"Hikari!" Kodama turned and ran to aid her fallen comrade. "Hikari are you alright!?"
"I'm… okay," Hikari said weakly.
"Marla! I no longer serve you! From now on, I work against you!" Kodama declared.
"Silence! Before I came along and aided you, what were you!? You know what you were!? You were a pitiful character from a role-playing budokai game! All of you were! Now obey me or I'll put you all back in the game!" Marla screeched.
"Never again!" Nozomi yelled. "We will defeat you Marla!"
"Infidels! How dare you challenge me! Be gone! Go back into the game from whence you came!!!" Marla ordered. However, her spell failed- the three were still there.
"Join us, girls!" Skuld yelled to the three. "Together, the six of us will defeat Marla!"
"Uh, HELLO! Skuld!! What about me!?" Peorth screamed.
"Oh right…. Together the seven of us will defeat Marla!"
"Okay!" Kodama nodded.
"We shall call ourselves The Fellowship of Goddesses Ninjas and Rats!" Urd declared.
"Gan-chan's long gone, dimwit! Plus, that name is so stupid!" Skuld combated.
"We're The Fellowship of Goddesses and Ninjas and that's that!" Urd growled.
"Actually, I think The Fellowship of Goddesses and Shinobi sounds much better," Kodama said.
"No, no, no! It's The Fellowship of Goddesses and Ninjas!"
"How about The Skuld Sledge Hammers!?"
"That was a terrible name when we started a band and it's a terrible name now!"
"Oh and The Fellowship of Goddesses and Ninjas is a better name!?"
"Yes it is!" Urd shouted.
"It is not! Skuld Sledge Hammers sounds much better than that stupid name!"
"I still think The Fellowship of Goddesses and Shinobi sounds best…"
"Be quiet Kodama! Nobody's asking you!" Urd and Skuld yelled together.
"Uh, guys? A little help!?" Peorth asked as Marla pushed her closer and closer to the edge. "WAAAAHHH!" she fell faster and faster, plummeting from the high altitude of the desktop.
To Be Continued
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Me no mae ni afureteiru wa
Nee koi shiyou Donna toki demo
Chansu wo minogasanaide ne
Chotto akogareteru no kono serifu
I love you darling
Kitto te to te wo tsunaide odori toki
So yes, I love you
Kiss kiss kiss soshite Kiss Kiss Kiss
Mitsume aeba hito ni atsui messeji
Haato wa suteppu kurikaesu no
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Totsuzen ni yatte kuru mono
Nee Koi shiyou Kamaenaide
Kowagaru koto wa nai yo ne
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa dare desyo?
Nee Koi shiyou Maji ni deyou yo
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru Come now when love strikes
Donna kao shite ieba ii no ka na?
I love you, darling
GYU tto so no te tsukamaete todoketai
So yes, I love you
Kiss kiss kiss soshite Kiss Kiss Kiss
Asa mo hiru mo yoru mo atsui messeji
Amaku horanikaku dakishimetai
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Me no mae ni afureteiru wa
Nee koi shiyou Donna toki demo
Chansu wo minogasanaide
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa iru kara
Saa Koi shiyou Nee Koi shimasho
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Totsuzen ni yatte kuru mono
Nee Koi shiyou Kamaenaide
Kowagaru koto wa nai yo ne
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa dare desyo?
Nee Koi shiyou Maji ni deyou yo
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru