Adventures of the Mini-Goddess
The Peorth Files
By: Alicia Maxwell
One ordinary day in May, three goddesses appeared at the door of a likeable young college student. The goddesses used their many powers to help people find happiness, and sometimes, for a laugh, they would make themselves small. This is their story…
XXX (Kiss Kiss Kiss)
"What's the matter Belldandy?" Peorth asked. "You seem awfully down."
"Keiichi went away on a school trip and he's been gone for a long time," Belldandy sighed.
"Oh… a love problem… I can help you out," Peorth winked. "Come on! Let's go!"
"Where are we going?" Belldandy asked.
"The desk! We're going to write Keiichi!" Peorth dragged her away.
"Okay!" Belldandy smiled.
"Letters are much more romantic when written in a fancy text. Hold this," Peorth handed Belldandy a feather.
"Okay…," she nodded.
Snip! Peorth took the scissors and cut the end of the feather on a slant.
"Calligraphy will do nicely... especially if it's done with a quill."
"What's a quill?"
"It's a feather you use to write."
"But how can a feather write?"
"Never mind that. What do you want to tell Keiichi?"
"Well… I've kept his room neat… and his sempai called… and I washed his racing t-shirt…"
"NOT 'I LOVE YOU'? OR 'I MISS YOU'? HOW ABOUT A 'I MISS YOU! I NEED YOU! I WANT YOU!'," Peorth fumed.
"Why would I say that? Keiichi knows how I feel," Belldandy smiled.
"OKAY THAT'S IT!!! I'M WRITING IT MYSELF!" Peorth yelled. "Dear Keiichi- I desperately crave your return. I need you. I want you. I miss you. Your undeniable charm and manly physique are sorely missed. God how I love you! You are the most sexy handsome kind man in the entire world. I miss you so much. I want you. I need you. I miss you. Much love, your little love goddess Belldandy."
"I would never say that," Belldandy blushed.
"You're too shy and modest! Live on the edge for once girl!" Peorth stuffed the letter into an envelope and put a stamp on it. "The address?"
"Right beside you on a yellow sticky note," Belldandy replied.
"Okay. Thanks," Peorth scribbled down the address. "Now the finishing touches… First- a whiff of expensive French perfume to add to the attraction and desire. Now… kiss kiss kiss…" Peorth scribbled three x's on the back of the envelope and drew a kiss over it in red lipstick, "and a cherry red lipstick kiss. Voila!"
"But… I don't wear lipstick… or perfume," Belldandy protested.
"Well now you do," Peorth said, picking up the letter. "Help me get this to the mail box!"
"Morisato! Your mail!"
"From Belldandy?" Keiichi examined the envelope, sniffed it once, and simply sighed. "When will Peorth learn?"
The End
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Me no mae ni afureteiru wa
Nee koi shiyou Donna toki demo
Chansu wo minogasanaide ne
Chotto akogareteru no kono serifu
I love you darling
Kitto te to te wo tsunaide odori toki
So yes, I love you
Kiss kiss kiss soshite Kiss Kiss Kiss
Mitsume aeba hito ni atsui messeji
Haato wa suteppu kurikaesu no
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Totsuzen ni yatte kuru mono
Nee Koi shiyou Kamaenaide
Kowagaru koto wa nai yo ne
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa dare desyo?
Nee Koi shiyou Maji ni deyou yo
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru Come now when love strikes
Donna kao shite ieba ii no ka na?
I love you, darling
Gyu tto so no te tsukamaete todoketai
So yes, I love you
Kiss kiss kiss soshite Kiss Kiss Kiss
Asa mo hiru mo yoru mo atsui messeji
Amaku horanikaku dakishimetai
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Me no mae ni afureteiru wa
Nee koi shiyou Donna toki demo
Chansu wo minogasanaide
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa iru kara
Saa Koi shiyou Nee Koi shimasho
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru
Saa Koi shiyou Deai wa itsumo
Totsuzen ni yatte kuru mono
Nee Koi shiyou Kamaenaide
Kowagaru koto wa nai yo ne
Saa Koi shiyou Kisetsu no naka de
Meguriau hito wa dare desyo?
Nee Koi shiyou Maji ni deyou yo
Ashita wa motto kirameiteru