Here It is ... Just like I promised.. ... I've done three chapters in two days... I think I deserve some sort of prize.... Or just a big round of applause!! Ha ha, jk jk....
Disclaimer: I noticed I forgot to write one on the second chapter... I DON"T OWN ANYTHING .. don't sue Rowling!! :P... not chapter one, chapter two or this one. Not Remus or Padfoot (sniffle sniffle) And from now, this disclaimer applies to any upcoming chapters that you may read..... I own none of this.... :P!
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AffectedMango0, love the name, thanks for the review!
Meg Kenobi: I could always see James being cool with Remus and Sirius too, haha lol, and I also agree with the small potatoes line ;) ahah which by the way, really made me laugh!
Nimair Black: Thanks for the review, I like to make sure you get every one's point of view from the story, thanks for noticing though! It really meant a lot.
LythTaeraneth: Wow, sorry If I spelt that wrong! Lol, you can plan on their being a steamy scene somewhere near the end. Just wait for it.
Angel4eva3: Thanks, and maybe I'll add a scuffle in the story some where, lol just because you took the effort to review;) .... I'm open to any feed back so if you have anything to comment on (you or any other reader) feel free to write it and I'll consider it for the story.
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REMUS POV:
I swear, James has a death wish. He's slowly driving me to insanity. Pestering me, badgering me! Can't he tell that keeping secrets is part of my life! I don't want to tell, well, that's not entirely true. I don't want to tell Sirius how I feel and have him look at me like some sort of freakish wierdo (which is what I know is what will happen). Our friendship is a really big part of my life, I couldn't bare to lose that.
"James don't even open your mouth, I know what your going to say. It seems like the only thing your able to talk about if your in a room alone with me now. " I stopped and took a breath. "Why don't you tell Sirius about how you love him, this way I get a good laugh at your and Sirius' ruined friendship" I raised my voice to do a bad impression of James.
"Hey, I don't sound like that! It's more of a masculine, deep, irresistible, and charming voice!" James puffed out his chest and flexed his muscles to show off.
"Evans is right, you are a bit conceited mate!" I laughed and James deflated his chest while smiling at me.
"We're not talking about that right now Moony! Don't try to change the subject. Please, I can't take your moping around. Just tell him, ok!?"
"Tell Sirius, I'll be ruined. I'll be crushed! You don't understand it!"
"Well I'm trying to understand the twisted fate that is your love life Rem, but you aren't helping!"
"Just leave my love life to it's twisted fate, as you so cheerfully put it!" I laughed back at him.
"Why are you scared to tell him?" He stopped joking and looked at me square in the face. His brown eyes bore into mine.
"I don't want to be shut down. Sirius isn't gay!" I said.
"How do you know? Have you ever asked?" James questioned me, his gaze never lifting.
"Asked?! I don't need to, Sirius Black is the heart throb of half the Hogwarts population. I just know, ok? So let's drop it, once and for all. Your no fun when your serious!" I lowered my eyes and playfully shoved James.
"Ok, ok Moony. I tried. I was only trying to help. Hey, what do you say we go raid the kitchens, I'm sure Peter and Sirius' chess game is finished by now, and I know they'll want to go down with us."
"Sure thing! I'm starving!"
"Ah, the insatiable hunger of a beast" James joked. I laughed and pushed James into the girls lavatory that we were walking by then dashed to the dormitories to find Peter and Sirius. I could hear shrieks all the way down from the hall.
JAMES POV:
"Oi, Evans. I swear I didn't know you were in here. Remus pushed me. I was joking." Smack! "OUCH -stop" SMACK "hitting me!" Smack!
"James Potter, you big headed, over inflated, IDIOT! Why won't you leave me alone?" I've got to say, Lily looks very stunning when she is mad. I just wish she wasn't so loud. Ohhh, Remus is going to pay for this.
"Its just your so irresistible Evans! I-" Lily screamed.
"It's not EVANS, it's Lily!'
"You've got some lungs for a girl!" I winced.
"For a GIRL! You don't know heads or tails about girls! GET OUT OF MY FACE POTTER" With that she pointed her wand at me and muttered a curse, then shoved me out the door.
"It's JAMES!" I laugh at her as she stomps out the door. I'm almost scared to move. If I do, then I'll find out what she's done, and I do not want to know. Come on Prongs, she's just a girl. Your tough, just move and see what happens. I slowly took one step, only to find that something is tight across my chest. Uggh, its itchy and constricting! What is it? Is this going to suffocate me? I ran to the boys bathroom, and ripped off my robes, and stared down at a frilly pink lacy bra.
WHAT? What does Lily mean by this? Is it hers? Was it a present? Oi, maybe it's a hint, and she secretly loves me? Hmm... she's quite the fiesty gal! I stretched my arms back, and tried to unhook it -It wouldn't come off! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!! I've got to get Remus to fix this, he got me into it, he'll get this killer contraption off!
I raced down the hall, only to find Remus explaining to Sirius and Peter where I was pushed. He was laughing as he explained it, Sirius was doubled over, his hair covering his eyes, and his form bouncing up and down from laughter. Peter was leaning on the couch for support, his face red.
"Well, care to share the joke boys?" I walked up as coolly as possible (no easy feat with a killer contraption around your chest). They all stopped dead when they saw me.
"We heard about your.... Err accident James!" Peter choked out.
"How tragic for you. Here take a seat, tell us all about the trauma." Sirius was barely able to stifle the giggles that were interrupting his sentences.
"Err, actually, lets go to the dorms. I need some help!" I tried to keep the blush creeping from my cheeks as I said this. Remus completely lost control and grabbed Sirius shoulder for support as he laughed. I slightly saw Padfoot smile and lean into the touch. "Come on Remus, you're the one who pushed me." We all walked up the stairs and I showed them the damage.
"HAHA... A BRA!! She cursed you, and now your wearing a BRA! She must have the hots for you bad mate!! Oh man, a bra!Are you kidding? Well, why don't you just take it off James!" Sirius laughed.
"He's probably hoping it's Lily's, so he'll never take it off for the rest of his life." Remus chimed in. Oh, how I hate those two!
"Just bloody help ok! I can't get it off, one of you has to!" I yelled.
"Oh, calm down James. I'll do it. Sorry for pushing you, I mean I didn't think Lily would be in there. But it IS priceless." Remus walked over and unclipped the bra easily.
"Freedom!" I laughed, finally joining the others. "Thanks Remus, you're a champ! I couldn't figure it out for the life of me!"
"Oh yes Remus is quite the charmer of girl's bra's. He must have had some practice." Peter laughed. Remus uncomfortably faked a laugh. Padfoot's face just dropped. He looked sullen and hurt. I joined Remus with a fake laugh. Oh, Peter your so oblivious some times!
"Well, since James couldn't do it, it shows his inexperience." Sirius said moodily. I felt my face blush. BASTARD! Just because Moony undid some bra, doesn't mean you get to take your anger out on me.
"Oohh, and are you the extrodinaire Mr. Black!" I said. Remus faked another laugh, and Peter was practically rolling on the floor from hysterics.
"Well, no, I mean, uh" He stole a glance a Remus who was looking rather forlorn. The sullen look on Sirius face was replaced by him blushing and moving uncomfortably in his seat. All essence of the cool, charming, sauve Padfoot was gone."It's just, I don't like -bra's I mean. No, wait. The girls to, not the bras... Oi, no I mean, they are nice, um.." Ok, now that was great. Sirius Black trying to hide he's gay, just said he didn't like bra's or gals.
"What? Sirius Black the heartthrob of every girl? Not into bra's? Not in to gals? Am I hearing this right?" I laughed back. I know I'm being a jerk, but, he did say it first, and it had to come out some time!
Now the score is Sirius, 11, James 1. (Atleast I have ONE point now).
SIRIUS POV:
Oh god. What have I done now? Sirius don't you KNOW when to shut up! I've really done it this time. Why didn't I let it slide! Don't open your mouth unless you want your foot shoved inside of it! I said I didn't like girls.. in front of Remus! I can feel the blush creeping in my cheeks! I'm scared to look at him. What if he's disgusted! Oh god! James just rubbed it in. I bet he's flying on the moon he's so happy I said that. Damn you James! Just shut your mouth, don't open it again until I'm on an other planet, please God if your really there, keep his large mouth shut!
Apparently, there is no God.
"I mean, you don't say you don't like bra's if you like girls do you? But wait, said you didn't like them, well well, we learn something new every day!" What a prick, I can barely restrain from thumping James in the head! He was reveling in my misfortune!
"Well, it's just-" What am I going to say. I've already done enough damage. Im shutting my mouth now. I can't even face Remus. I can't hide under my cool exterior now. Im open, Im being torn apart by my so called friends.
"Common James, Sirius can get any girl in Hogwarts. He isn't some poof!" Peter sounded sort of bewildered by my accidental confession, but you can tell that he's been wondering if I was some "poof" for a while.
"Ok, I mean, I don't, err, I can't, no wait." My words are not coming out right! Why don't I just say it, I mean they already guessed. James the prat already knew. My eyes meet Remus', if I'm going to say it, I need to watch his reaction. No matter how uncomfortable this sitaution is. "Yes, I fancy blokes, I haven't fancied a girl since third year." There I said it, no stuttering or getting confused. I want to continue and say right when I started to like Remus, but he's blushing. Why is he blushing. Oh god, gay people embarrass him. I embarrass him. There is no god here. I can feel the floor sinking. I hope it swallows me up, but not before I get to do some sort of bodily harm to James!
