Ta da! low and behold, something as funny as hell.
I just had to write this, when I am hyper stuff like this pops up. Okays, review review review because this girl is gonna let loose some funny shit
Summery: Inuyasha has just graduated from acting school and has tried to get parts in movies, but as always they don't work out. Will he find the right position in a movie that will make him become the next hottest movie star?
Disclaimer: Whatever, I don't none of this except the plot line so back off. And I will only say this one time.
Super Star ---
"From now on you shall call me by the name of Betty. Nea nea-"
"CUT!!!" Shouted the director as he started shaking his head, "That was awful! what the hell kind of voice acting is that?! you sounded as if you were choking on a piece of shit!"
"Well excuse me 'mister my mommy still breasts feeds me', how about YOU show me how YOU can do this better than me?" Inuyasha huffed with his arms crossed.
"Inuyasha...if you wanna work in this business you better start kissing my ass. Lets shoot from scene eighteen."
Inuyasha took his position again, with a loud 'Keh.
Unfortunately Inuyashas big mouth got him in trouble with his director. And he got fired from the movie. Instead the director took his place, and Inuyasha was left calling his manager.
"Kagome! I got fired on the spot." Inuyasha put a hand to his forehead sighing, drinking a nice starbucks coffe.
"Well isn't that typical. Well lucky for you I found another director looking for a actor in his upcoming movie Austin Powers in Goldhanyou (c). Apparently there was an accident and Sesshomaru got beat up by a unkown anyways, they need someone right away and your going to need to be filming in a hour. You should try to get there now."
Inuyasha nodded taking out his keys for his car, "Thanks! love ya babe. Augh, not."
"Ew, okays. Later." Inuyasha hung up and jumped into his car, applying some hair softener gel in his hair. Blasting some music real loud music he slammed his foot on the accelerater, zooming off into the distance.
45 Minutes later...
The director taped his foot unpatiently. "Your late...Inuyasha."
"What do you mean I got here early!!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"I like my actors to come within five minutes when I ask for them. You are no exception." the director rolled his eyes and tapped his watch. "I want some action now. MAKE UP ARTISTS, get to work!!"
Half hour later...
Take two:
Director: NARAKU! YOU START! Take two on Goldhanyou!
Naraku: When your a overweight child... and the sis-ei-ity...that dammands perfection...when your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair.
will always be tragicly screwed....
Farting noise
Inuyasha: !
Naraku: Oh, wow, that did sound a bit wet didn't it? right at the end, oh! lets take a wif shall we? ooooo wofting, wofting!! oh man, that could gag a maggot! oh even stink would say that stinks! it smells like hot...sick...ass and a dead carcus! Inuyasha: ;3 gags
Kikyo: grossed out look
Naraku: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, in a..APARTMENT BUILDING, and you look through each floor and is all, WHAT ARE THEY COOKING? that, plus crap!
Director: CUT!! That was good, okay now we film the Mister Reboto scene, INUYASHA YOU START.
Take three:
Director: ACTION!!
Inuyasha: Arigato, mister roboto, I thank you
Kikyo: says like a whole sentence in japanese
Inuyasha: Foxxy! I never knew you speaked japanese!
Kikyo: a little.
Mister Roboto: subtitles Would you like some shit?
Inuyasha: would I like WHAT?
Kikyo" moves object out of the way he said, would you like some shitaki mushrooms?
Inuyasha: .
Mister Roboto: subtitles Your ass is happy.
Inuyasha: YOUR ASS IS HAPPY?
Kikyo; moves object out of way No! he said, your assignment is an unhappy one.
Mister Roboto: Why don't I just a speak in english?
Inuyasha: yes, so I don't misread the subtitles and make it seem like you are saying things that are dirty...mischievious smile
Suddenly the directer screamed in frustration, "Cut!!!" all the camra crew walked out of the room probably to go and get a doughnut and some coffe. The Producer, miss Kagura shikikami, summoned Inuyasha to her office.
"Inuyasha..." She began.
"Yea what?"
"Your not what we are looking for in this movie. Sesshomarus stalker Jakan, has recently been arrested and Sess is now up for the role, we no longer need you and we will be redoing the scenes with you in them. Talk to the girl at the desk and she will give you your money.
"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS??? DAMMIT KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled while slamming his fist down on the dashboard.
"Inuyasha calm frickin down, I have an idea."
"OH YEA? what bright idea is that???"
"Calm down and I will tell you." Inuyasha could hear the annoyence in her voice.
"Okay...I am yea cough right."
"ANYWAYS, why don't you just make your own movie? If no one else will hire you you can always just make a self titled one..."
Inuyasha's eyes brightened with realization.
"Kagome your a genius!"
"You just figured that out?" Kagome asked with a 'keh'.
"Well yea, so what else is new?"
"Your an ass hole."
"Yea I know! okay, so how am I going to get this whole thing started?"
"Money. Lots of it. Depends tho on the movie...Special effects, actors, cost depending on who, equiptment..Lots of stuff Inuyasha."
"Hmmm..." Knowing how smart he is, he would have no clue where to get the money for all that.
"We could start some thing where we can earn money in like a concert or sumthing..-"
"Or! we could start something where we can earn money in like a concert or sumthing! I'm a genius! this is perfect, I could like, sing, and people would give money up the ass. You know how hot I am." Inuyasha laughed, like the self righteous little asshole he is...
"Hmmm....maybe you got all of this from me..."
"Okay, Kagome, you do all the preperations. Time for me to become hollywoods next biggest star."
"I don't even know why I do all of this for you...I don't even get payed enough..."
"Okays, laterz Kagome."
"Buh-bye."
After that he hung up the phone, and went to his apartment, for some nice long needed sleep.
"Inuyasha..."
"Inuyasha..."
......
"INUYASHA!!!" Inuyasha sat up and classicly bumped his head with whoever was calling him so early in the damn morning.
"WHAT??!!" Inuyasha yelled with a grumble as he looked ready to kill. His mood calmed a bit when he realized it was Kagome. "Kagome, wtf r u doing in my apartment?"
"Remember that one time I wanted you to take care of my cat Buyo when I was off doing sum business for you and you gave me the key to come pick him up when I felt like it? Well, I never gave you back the key ."
Inuyasha sweatdroped and realized all the shit she could do to him with the access she has to his apartment...hmmm...
"Um, what are you here for?"
"Oh yea! I came here to tell you I got someone who needs a singer for a concert in Tokyo, the other singer Ayumi Hamasaki couldn't make it and they need someone desperately and they will give hella money if the person is a good singer. How do you like them apples?"
"Kagome I love you I love you I love you I love you sooooo much. Okay then, so when is it?"
"Tonight."
"TONIGHT??? OMG KAGOME!!"
Kagome smirked and smiled mischieviously
"Hehe I know ." Kagome started giggling, "But we need to leave like, um, NOW? okay, put on some clothes and then we are going to get to a Limo-"
"Why the hell do I need a Limo? and where in the HELL did I ever get one?"
"They sent one for you Yash, their going to give you the royal treatment so be happy. Com'on lets go."
Kagome said he needed to look as sexy as possible, because their was another guy just liked him named Koga, wanting to be famous like him, so he had a competitor.
Compitition? keh!
Kagome put him in some riped lowrider levi's, combat boots, a pocket chain, a fang necklace, and rocker bracelets with the leather and spikes. Inuyasha also now had red and black highlights. Not alot, just enough to catch the light.
If this is what he needed to get famous, then he was going to do it.
They rushed him off to a plain to get to Tokyo, and soon he was there. The only thing that was making him nervous was some crazy dude threatening to go on the planes wing, buttnaked.
Something Inuyasha never wanted to have to witness. In fear of becoming blind. The flight attendents took care of it immediately by putting on a very sexy movie, Tomb Raider, which shut him up.
Kagome and Inuyasha arrived in a short while, having escourts because they only had six hours before the concert began and their was alot of work to be done.
Hurrying in a limo they got to the studios where they would fix Inuyasha up with other accessorys like rings, fake piercings for his ears and one for his belly button etc...
While they were fixing up Inuyasha he saw a guy with a black tank top, a silver fang like necklace with black on it, riped jeans like Inuyasha and his hair in a ponytail. His hair was black and his eyes a piercing blue.
Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and handed him a script of some lyrics. He was going to do two songs. So was Koga.
As soon as Kagome walked over to Inuyasha the guy with blue eyes howled at her. Literaly.
"Oh baby you make my insides melt and my heart on fire. Your candy to my eyes." said the guy summoning her over. Kagome blushed instantly. "So whats your name, beautiful?"
"Kagome...yours?" Kagome asked shyly, Inuyasha was getting pissed.
"Koga. Kagome...thats such a exotic yet beautiful name. Wanna be mine?" Kogas eyebrows went up and down in a seductive way and Kagome turned a crimson red.
"Sorry, I'm Inuyasha's manager. You might wanna talk to him before claiming me..." Kagome motioned to Inuyasha.
"THATS FUCKING DAMN RIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" Kagome backed away instantly as Inuyasha clenched his fists.
"Someone as smelly as you dog turd don't deserve her. Go take a bath. I'm tired of having to smell your disgusting scent--" Immediately Inuyasha pounced him, punching him in the face hard, clawing at his stomache forcing Koga into the ground. Koga, quickly recovering, got up and kicked Inuyasha in the face, then punched him in the stomache knocking Inuyasha to the ground with a gross thud.
"Inuyasha!!! both of you stop now!!" Kagome got in front of Inuyasha but Koga already charged and could'nt stop, resorting on him ramming and landing on top of her. Both of them blushed and he used both of his arms to push himself up, but he hesitated for a while, but then he sat upright letting her do a double take of what just happand.
There was no time when there was a announcment of a half hour passing by and that everyone needed to get to work, that people were already arriving. O.o! desperate to get first class seats eh? hehe..if it was Koga and Inuyasha yea I would be gettin their five hours early too
"Okay, this song is confusing." Inuyasha said looking over his scripts. Koga snorted.
"Yea, so was ur mom last night." Inuyashas eyes turned red.
"Your dad!"
"Your uncle!"
"Your aunt!"
"Your grandma last summer!"
"O.o...okay you win."
"Please, can't you two just get to work???" Kagome sighed taking a sip of coffee.
"Okay then, here or in my dressing room ." Kagome turned red and Inuyasha was about to scratch Kogas eyes out of his head.
"Oh god give me a break..." Inuyasha and Koga turned around to see a guy around their age, with short black hair and a little ponytail in the back of his head. "If you want to do it right, you do this." Miroku walked up to Kagome, and held her hands looking deep into her eyes.
"Kagome, your eyes are as beautiful as the ocean, and your lips are as pink as a tulip. Your hair reflects the night and your skin as smooth and light as alabaster..."
Inuyasha eyes widened as he leaned over to Koga. "Damn hes good."
"No kidding." Koga replyed.
Kagome blushed, smiling at him." Um...thankies?"
"I want something like this in my children so will you bear my child?---" Someone behind him hit him hard on the head having him fall over limply on the ground.
"Miroku..." said a girl with dark brown hair, light brown eyes, and her hair in a ponytail. A little man walked by with his eyes closed and he stoped to stare at sango.
"Sango, let your anger be like a monkey confused and tripping alot..."
"Myouga-jiji!! Would you please stop with the stupid riddles!!!" he shrugged and walked away. Sango turned to Kagome.
"Excuse my friend, Miroku, hes a pervert and he can't wait to get his hands down someones pants-"
"Sango!" Miroku weakly got up, "Don't tell her that!"
"I will and I just did."
Koga leaned over to Inuyasha. "This is getting amusing."
"Very."
Kagome just stood their with a lemon expression.
All of a sudden the speakers went on again.
"Attention, the concert will be starting in three hours. Please everyone get ready."
"THREE HOURS???? OMG KAGOME!!" Inuyasha yelled quickly memorizing his lines.
"Not my fault time went by fast!!!" Kagome huffed.
Inuyasha rehearsed singing his songs outloud, with a sexy deep voice I would like to point out
"Every time we lie awake. After every hit we take. Every feeling that I get. But I haven't missed you yet. Every roommate kept awake. By every sigh and scream we make. All the feelings that I get. But I still don't miss you yet. Only when I stop to think about it...I hate everything about you.Why do I love you. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you."
"Every time we lie awake. After every hit we take. Every feeling that I get. But I haven't missed you yet. Only when I stop to think about it. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. Only when I stop to thinkAbout you, I know. Only when you stop to think about me, do you know. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. You hate everything about me. Why do you love me. I hate. You hate. I hate. You love me. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you."
Everyones mouths droped open, except for Koga that is.
"Wow Inuyasha I never knew you could sing like that!" Kagome gushed over Inuyasha.
Koga 'kehed'.
"Kagome, baby I can do better just listen." Koga cleared his throat and started singing as well.
"Why does it feel like night today? Something in here's not right today. Why am I so uptight today? Paranoia's all I got left. I don't know what stressed me first, or how the pressure was fed. But I know just what it feels like,to have a voice in the back of my head. It's like a face that I hold inside, A face that awakes when I close my eyes. A face watches every time I lie. A face that laughs every time I fall {Miroku: And watches everything} So I know that when it's time to sink or swim, that the face inside is hearing me, right underneath my skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin. I know I've got a face in me, points out all my mistakes to me. You've got a face on the inside too. Your paranoia's probably worse. I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand. Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is. I can't add up to what you can, But everybody has a face that they hold inside. A face that awakes when they close their eyes. A face watches every time they lie. A face that laughs every time they cry (And watches everything). So you know that when it's time to sink or swim. That the face inside is watching you too right inside your skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath the skin. It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin."
"The sun goes down. I feel like I've been betrayed.The sun goes down. I feel like I've been betrayed."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath the skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin."
During some of the parts Miroku sung as well, and everyone found out Sango and Miroku were touring together. And Koga and Miroku were supposed to sing that song together with some background music by Sango.
Even Inuyasha knew that was pretty good, but he was going to sing another song called Just Like You and hopefully his music would beat out Kogas.
He was going to be famours no matter what.
He won't disappoint his mom for nothing.
A/N: Likey? okay review review review. After the concert some funny stuff is going to happan
I just had to write this, when I am hyper stuff like this pops up. Okays, review review review because this girl is gonna let loose some funny shit
Summery: Inuyasha has just graduated from acting school and has tried to get parts in movies, but as always they don't work out. Will he find the right position in a movie that will make him become the next hottest movie star?
Disclaimer: Whatever, I don't none of this except the plot line so back off. And I will only say this one time.
Super Star ---
"From now on you shall call me by the name of Betty. Nea nea-"
"CUT!!!" Shouted the director as he started shaking his head, "That was awful! what the hell kind of voice acting is that?! you sounded as if you were choking on a piece of shit!"
"Well excuse me 'mister my mommy still breasts feeds me', how about YOU show me how YOU can do this better than me?" Inuyasha huffed with his arms crossed.
"Inuyasha...if you wanna work in this business you better start kissing my ass. Lets shoot from scene eighteen."
Inuyasha took his position again, with a loud 'Keh.
Unfortunately Inuyashas big mouth got him in trouble with his director. And he got fired from the movie. Instead the director took his place, and Inuyasha was left calling his manager.
"Kagome! I got fired on the spot." Inuyasha put a hand to his forehead sighing, drinking a nice starbucks coffe.
"Well isn't that typical. Well lucky for you I found another director looking for a actor in his upcoming movie Austin Powers in Goldhanyou (c). Apparently there was an accident and Sesshomaru got beat up by a unkown anyways, they need someone right away and your going to need to be filming in a hour. You should try to get there now."
Inuyasha nodded taking out his keys for his car, "Thanks! love ya babe. Augh, not."
"Ew, okays. Later." Inuyasha hung up and jumped into his car, applying some hair softener gel in his hair. Blasting some music real loud music he slammed his foot on the accelerater, zooming off into the distance.
45 Minutes later...
The director taped his foot unpatiently. "Your late...Inuyasha."
"What do you mean I got here early!!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"I like my actors to come within five minutes when I ask for them. You are no exception." the director rolled his eyes and tapped his watch. "I want some action now. MAKE UP ARTISTS, get to work!!"
Half hour later...
Take two:
Director: NARAKU! YOU START! Take two on Goldhanyou!
Naraku: When your a overweight child... and the sis-ei-ity...that dammands perfection...when your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair.
will always be tragicly screwed....
Farting noise
Inuyasha: !
Naraku: Oh, wow, that did sound a bit wet didn't it? right at the end, oh! lets take a wif shall we? ooooo wofting, wofting!! oh man, that could gag a maggot! oh even stink would say that stinks! it smells like hot...sick...ass and a dead carcus! Inuyasha: ;3 gags
Kikyo: grossed out look
Naraku: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, in a..APARTMENT BUILDING, and you look through each floor and is all, WHAT ARE THEY COOKING? that, plus crap!
Director: CUT!! That was good, okay now we film the Mister Reboto scene, INUYASHA YOU START.
Take three:
Director: ACTION!!
Inuyasha: Arigato, mister roboto, I thank you
Kikyo: says like a whole sentence in japanese
Inuyasha: Foxxy! I never knew you speaked japanese!
Kikyo: a little.
Mister Roboto: subtitles Would you like some shit?
Inuyasha: would I like WHAT?
Kikyo" moves object out of the way he said, would you like some shitaki mushrooms?
Inuyasha: .
Mister Roboto: subtitles Your ass is happy.
Inuyasha: YOUR ASS IS HAPPY?
Kikyo; moves object out of way No! he said, your assignment is an unhappy one.
Mister Roboto: Why don't I just a speak in english?
Inuyasha: yes, so I don't misread the subtitles and make it seem like you are saying things that are dirty...mischievious smile
Suddenly the directer screamed in frustration, "Cut!!!" all the camra crew walked out of the room probably to go and get a doughnut and some coffe. The Producer, miss Kagura shikikami, summoned Inuyasha to her office.
"Inuyasha..." She began.
"Yea what?"
"Your not what we are looking for in this movie. Sesshomarus stalker Jakan, has recently been arrested and Sess is now up for the role, we no longer need you and we will be redoing the scenes with you in them. Talk to the girl at the desk and she will give you your money.
"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS??? DAMMIT KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled while slamming his fist down on the dashboard.
"Inuyasha calm frickin down, I have an idea."
"OH YEA? what bright idea is that???"
"Calm down and I will tell you." Inuyasha could hear the annoyence in her voice.
"Okay...I am yea cough right."
"ANYWAYS, why don't you just make your own movie? If no one else will hire you you can always just make a self titled one..."
Inuyasha's eyes brightened with realization.
"Kagome your a genius!"
"You just figured that out?" Kagome asked with a 'keh'.
"Well yea, so what else is new?"
"Your an ass hole."
"Yea I know! okay, so how am I going to get this whole thing started?"
"Money. Lots of it. Depends tho on the movie...Special effects, actors, cost depending on who, equiptment..Lots of stuff Inuyasha."
"Hmmm..." Knowing how smart he is, he would have no clue where to get the money for all that.
"We could start some thing where we can earn money in like a concert or sumthing..-"
"Or! we could start something where we can earn money in like a concert or sumthing! I'm a genius! this is perfect, I could like, sing, and people would give money up the ass. You know how hot I am." Inuyasha laughed, like the self righteous little asshole he is...
"Hmmm....maybe you got all of this from me..."
"Okay, Kagome, you do all the preperations. Time for me to become hollywoods next biggest star."
"I don't even know why I do all of this for you...I don't even get payed enough..."
"Okays, laterz Kagome."
"Buh-bye."
After that he hung up the phone, and went to his apartment, for some nice long needed sleep.
"Inuyasha..."
"Inuyasha..."
......
"INUYASHA!!!" Inuyasha sat up and classicly bumped his head with whoever was calling him so early in the damn morning.
"WHAT??!!" Inuyasha yelled with a grumble as he looked ready to kill. His mood calmed a bit when he realized it was Kagome. "Kagome, wtf r u doing in my apartment?"
"Remember that one time I wanted you to take care of my cat Buyo when I was off doing sum business for you and you gave me the key to come pick him up when I felt like it? Well, I never gave you back the key ."
Inuyasha sweatdroped and realized all the shit she could do to him with the access she has to his apartment...hmmm...
"Um, what are you here for?"
"Oh yea! I came here to tell you I got someone who needs a singer for a concert in Tokyo, the other singer Ayumi Hamasaki couldn't make it and they need someone desperately and they will give hella money if the person is a good singer. How do you like them apples?"
"Kagome I love you I love you I love you I love you sooooo much. Okay then, so when is it?"
"Tonight."
"TONIGHT??? OMG KAGOME!!"
Kagome smirked and smiled mischieviously
"Hehe I know ." Kagome started giggling, "But we need to leave like, um, NOW? okay, put on some clothes and then we are going to get to a Limo-"
"Why the hell do I need a Limo? and where in the HELL did I ever get one?"
"They sent one for you Yash, their going to give you the royal treatment so be happy. Com'on lets go."
Kagome said he needed to look as sexy as possible, because their was another guy just liked him named Koga, wanting to be famous like him, so he had a competitor.
Compitition? keh!
Kagome put him in some riped lowrider levi's, combat boots, a pocket chain, a fang necklace, and rocker bracelets with the leather and spikes. Inuyasha also now had red and black highlights. Not alot, just enough to catch the light.
If this is what he needed to get famous, then he was going to do it.
They rushed him off to a plain to get to Tokyo, and soon he was there. The only thing that was making him nervous was some crazy dude threatening to go on the planes wing, buttnaked.
Something Inuyasha never wanted to have to witness. In fear of becoming blind. The flight attendents took care of it immediately by putting on a very sexy movie, Tomb Raider, which shut him up.
Kagome and Inuyasha arrived in a short while, having escourts because they only had six hours before the concert began and their was alot of work to be done.
Hurrying in a limo they got to the studios where they would fix Inuyasha up with other accessorys like rings, fake piercings for his ears and one for his belly button etc...
While they were fixing up Inuyasha he saw a guy with a black tank top, a silver fang like necklace with black on it, riped jeans like Inuyasha and his hair in a ponytail. His hair was black and his eyes a piercing blue.
Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and handed him a script of some lyrics. He was going to do two songs. So was Koga.
As soon as Kagome walked over to Inuyasha the guy with blue eyes howled at her. Literaly.
"Oh baby you make my insides melt and my heart on fire. Your candy to my eyes." said the guy summoning her over. Kagome blushed instantly. "So whats your name, beautiful?"
"Kagome...yours?" Kagome asked shyly, Inuyasha was getting pissed.
"Koga. Kagome...thats such a exotic yet beautiful name. Wanna be mine?" Kogas eyebrows went up and down in a seductive way and Kagome turned a crimson red.
"Sorry, I'm Inuyasha's manager. You might wanna talk to him before claiming me..." Kagome motioned to Inuyasha.
"THATS FUCKING DAMN RIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" Kagome backed away instantly as Inuyasha clenched his fists.
"Someone as smelly as you dog turd don't deserve her. Go take a bath. I'm tired of having to smell your disgusting scent--" Immediately Inuyasha pounced him, punching him in the face hard, clawing at his stomache forcing Koga into the ground. Koga, quickly recovering, got up and kicked Inuyasha in the face, then punched him in the stomache knocking Inuyasha to the ground with a gross thud.
"Inuyasha!!! both of you stop now!!" Kagome got in front of Inuyasha but Koga already charged and could'nt stop, resorting on him ramming and landing on top of her. Both of them blushed and he used both of his arms to push himself up, but he hesitated for a while, but then he sat upright letting her do a double take of what just happand.
There was no time when there was a announcment of a half hour passing by and that everyone needed to get to work, that people were already arriving. O.o! desperate to get first class seats eh? hehe..if it was Koga and Inuyasha yea I would be gettin their five hours early too
"Okay, this song is confusing." Inuyasha said looking over his scripts. Koga snorted.
"Yea, so was ur mom last night." Inuyashas eyes turned red.
"Your dad!"
"Your uncle!"
"Your aunt!"
"Your grandma last summer!"
"O.o...okay you win."
"Please, can't you two just get to work???" Kagome sighed taking a sip of coffee.
"Okay then, here or in my dressing room ." Kagome turned red and Inuyasha was about to scratch Kogas eyes out of his head.
"Oh god give me a break..." Inuyasha and Koga turned around to see a guy around their age, with short black hair and a little ponytail in the back of his head. "If you want to do it right, you do this." Miroku walked up to Kagome, and held her hands looking deep into her eyes.
"Kagome, your eyes are as beautiful as the ocean, and your lips are as pink as a tulip. Your hair reflects the night and your skin as smooth and light as alabaster..."
Inuyasha eyes widened as he leaned over to Koga. "Damn hes good."
"No kidding." Koga replyed.
Kagome blushed, smiling at him." Um...thankies?"
"I want something like this in my children so will you bear my child?---" Someone behind him hit him hard on the head having him fall over limply on the ground.
"Miroku..." said a girl with dark brown hair, light brown eyes, and her hair in a ponytail. A little man walked by with his eyes closed and he stoped to stare at sango.
"Sango, let your anger be like a monkey confused and tripping alot..."
"Myouga-jiji!! Would you please stop with the stupid riddles!!!" he shrugged and walked away. Sango turned to Kagome.
"Excuse my friend, Miroku, hes a pervert and he can't wait to get his hands down someones pants-"
"Sango!" Miroku weakly got up, "Don't tell her that!"
"I will and I just did."
Koga leaned over to Inuyasha. "This is getting amusing."
"Very."
Kagome just stood their with a lemon expression.
All of a sudden the speakers went on again.
"Attention, the concert will be starting in three hours. Please everyone get ready."
"THREE HOURS???? OMG KAGOME!!" Inuyasha yelled quickly memorizing his lines.
"Not my fault time went by fast!!!" Kagome huffed.
Inuyasha rehearsed singing his songs outloud, with a sexy deep voice I would like to point out
"Every time we lie awake. After every hit we take. Every feeling that I get. But I haven't missed you yet. Every roommate kept awake. By every sigh and scream we make. All the feelings that I get. But I still don't miss you yet. Only when I stop to think about it...I hate everything about you.Why do I love you. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you."
"Every time we lie awake. After every hit we take. Every feeling that I get. But I haven't missed you yet. Only when I stop to think about it. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. Only when I stop to thinkAbout you, I know. Only when you stop to think about me, do you know. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you. You hate everything about me. Why do you love me. I hate. You hate. I hate. You love me. I hate everything about you. Why do I love you."
Everyones mouths droped open, except for Koga that is.
"Wow Inuyasha I never knew you could sing like that!" Kagome gushed over Inuyasha.
Koga 'kehed'.
"Kagome, baby I can do better just listen." Koga cleared his throat and started singing as well.
"Why does it feel like night today? Something in here's not right today. Why am I so uptight today? Paranoia's all I got left. I don't know what stressed me first, or how the pressure was fed. But I know just what it feels like,to have a voice in the back of my head. It's like a face that I hold inside, A face that awakes when I close my eyes. A face watches every time I lie. A face that laughs every time I fall {Miroku: And watches everything} So I know that when it's time to sink or swim, that the face inside is hearing me, right underneath my skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin. I know I've got a face in me, points out all my mistakes to me. You've got a face on the inside too. Your paranoia's probably worse. I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand. Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is. I can't add up to what you can, But everybody has a face that they hold inside. A face that awakes when they close their eyes. A face watches every time they lie. A face that laughs every time they cry (And watches everything). So you know that when it's time to sink or swim. That the face inside is watching you too right inside your skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath the skin. It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin. The face inside is right beneath your skin."
"The sun goes down. I feel like I've been betrayed.The sun goes down. I feel like I've been betrayed."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath the skin."
"It's like I'm paranoid looking over my back. It's like a whirlwind inside of my head. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within. It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin."
During some of the parts Miroku sung as well, and everyone found out Sango and Miroku were touring together. And Koga and Miroku were supposed to sing that song together with some background music by Sango.
Even Inuyasha knew that was pretty good, but he was going to sing another song called Just Like You and hopefully his music would beat out Kogas.
He was going to be famours no matter what.
He won't disappoint his mom for nothing.
A/N: Likey? okay review review review. After the concert some funny stuff is going to happan