"Ramza" said Delita one morning "She laid another egg again."
"Oh god," muttered Ramza. "Oh well maybe this time it'll be something other than a yellow chocobo. Like maybe a red one! I heard they're the best." Joleen suggested. It had been a week since they got Momo to join their party and the members of the troop learned two things: One, it was official that Momo was Joleen's chocobo, because Momo wouldn't answer to any body else. Second, Momo was like an egg laying machine. They could've just brought along two bunny rabbits on their journey and not worry about the population they would increase compared to Momo.
Joleen and Momo were like Travis and Old Yeller. They were best friends and respected each others feelings. Joleen also didn't want Momo to have Old Yeller's fate. She was afraid that Ramza would remove her from the unit. But as we all know Ramza would never have done that. He was too kind.
Just then Tensberger ran in and was panting "The eggs.they're.hatching." At that moment everyone ran into the barn where Momo and the eggs were being kept. Tensberger was right. The eggs were starting to hatch..well, just one anyways. The other didn't seem to move at all. Delita walked over to the motion less egg and placed his hand on it.
"It's not going to hatch." Was all he said. He got one or the old blankets stored in a hidden corner of the barn wrapped the lifeless egg in it and solemnly walked out of the barn.
"Ramza, you don't mind helping me bury a proper burial for it?" Delita asked. Ramza did not mind and ran to catch up with Delita. As soon as that happened the egg was cracking. After what seemed like forever the eggshell finally broke.
Tumbling out of it was a newborn black chocobo. It was smaller than your average newborn chocobo. Brandol of course notice this, "I say, would you look at that little runt! Pretty ugly looking if you ask me."
As for the chocobo, it responded with a tiny squeak, "Yo mama!"
In a spilt second Kenshin and Tensberger were on the ground laughing. As for the others, they were also laughing, but not just as hard.
Brandol of course was just standing there with an expression that showed a mixture of shock and anger. "I say, you should learn your manners you nasty little runt! Don't you dare insult my mother she is a respectable lady of a highly respectable class unlike your oversized roster of a mother!"
Of course Momo heard that and choco attacked Brandol. "I wondered where he learned that." Joleen wondered out loud.
"You know chocobos can hear and learn stuff even while they're in their eggs. Well, this little guy must have heard it from somewhere while he was in his egg on our travels." said Kenshin logically.
As Kenshin was giving Joleen that rather logical theory of his, the young chocobo was still dancing around the barn singing the only two words he knew:
"YO MAMA, YO MAMA, WARK, WARK! YO MAMA, YO MAMA, WARK, WARK!"
Brandol was still in a bad mood. Tensberger notice that and walked over to him saying, "Aw come on Brandol, I know you're embarrassed about being insulted by a chocobo. (Not to mention a newborn one)." At that Brandol growled. Then he got an idea and his pout turned into a sly grin.
"Don't worry Tensberger ol' chap, I've got the perfect idea for revenge." Brandol said with his sneaky grin, "I'm a mediator, and mediators are good at talking right? So if I'm good at talking I must be insulting also. So all I have to do is to use my insult ability on it."
Tensberger replied in an unsure voice "Ermmm..Brandol do you even know what that ability does?"
"Not really but I think it just does some minor damage like silencing the target or some thing like that let me give it try!"
Brandol started his insult ability..
"You're so ugly."
"You're teeth are so yellow." ect., ect.
"NO BRANDOL DON'T!"
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"Ughhh.. my head.. it hurts!" Brandol complained as he came in the lounge. Everyone was there relaxing, and getting a good laugh out of what had happened today.
"Well Brandol", Tensberger started, "You should have listened to me."
"How was *I* supposed to know that it doesn't affect newborns."
"First off," said Delita, "You should have known that newborns are too young to understand insults. Second off, you should have cheacked to see what the 'Insult' ability does. Then you would have known that it does not silence the target but instead make them go berserk. Maybe then it wouldn't have affected Momo and make her go crazy."
Brandol just growled. "Okay, okay," said Ramza, "Lets just end this discussion. Oh and Brandol, you're going to have to go to town first thing tomorrow morning. Take the new chocobo with you."
"Why?" asked Brandol.
"So you can name it of course!"
Brandol just groan. Then a little voice in his head said slyly "...Oh I'll give it the perfect name all right..."
****************************************************** I'm on a updating roll eh? Oh and as for having a chocobo saying 'Yo mama' just complain just because of that okay? Keep an open mind people! He'll speak English soon, don't worry! ^_^;
"Oh god," muttered Ramza. "Oh well maybe this time it'll be something other than a yellow chocobo. Like maybe a red one! I heard they're the best." Joleen suggested. It had been a week since they got Momo to join their party and the members of the troop learned two things: One, it was official that Momo was Joleen's chocobo, because Momo wouldn't answer to any body else. Second, Momo was like an egg laying machine. They could've just brought along two bunny rabbits on their journey and not worry about the population they would increase compared to Momo.
Joleen and Momo were like Travis and Old Yeller. They were best friends and respected each others feelings. Joleen also didn't want Momo to have Old Yeller's fate. She was afraid that Ramza would remove her from the unit. But as we all know Ramza would never have done that. He was too kind.
Just then Tensberger ran in and was panting "The eggs.they're.hatching." At that moment everyone ran into the barn where Momo and the eggs were being kept. Tensberger was right. The eggs were starting to hatch..well, just one anyways. The other didn't seem to move at all. Delita walked over to the motion less egg and placed his hand on it.
"It's not going to hatch." Was all he said. He got one or the old blankets stored in a hidden corner of the barn wrapped the lifeless egg in it and solemnly walked out of the barn.
"Ramza, you don't mind helping me bury a proper burial for it?" Delita asked. Ramza did not mind and ran to catch up with Delita. As soon as that happened the egg was cracking. After what seemed like forever the eggshell finally broke.
Tumbling out of it was a newborn black chocobo. It was smaller than your average newborn chocobo. Brandol of course notice this, "I say, would you look at that little runt! Pretty ugly looking if you ask me."
As for the chocobo, it responded with a tiny squeak, "Yo mama!"
In a spilt second Kenshin and Tensberger were on the ground laughing. As for the others, they were also laughing, but not just as hard.
Brandol of course was just standing there with an expression that showed a mixture of shock and anger. "I say, you should learn your manners you nasty little runt! Don't you dare insult my mother she is a respectable lady of a highly respectable class unlike your oversized roster of a mother!"
Of course Momo heard that and choco attacked Brandol. "I wondered where he learned that." Joleen wondered out loud.
"You know chocobos can hear and learn stuff even while they're in their eggs. Well, this little guy must have heard it from somewhere while he was in his egg on our travels." said Kenshin logically.
As Kenshin was giving Joleen that rather logical theory of his, the young chocobo was still dancing around the barn singing the only two words he knew:
"YO MAMA, YO MAMA, WARK, WARK! YO MAMA, YO MAMA, WARK, WARK!"
Brandol was still in a bad mood. Tensberger notice that and walked over to him saying, "Aw come on Brandol, I know you're embarrassed about being insulted by a chocobo. (Not to mention a newborn one)." At that Brandol growled. Then he got an idea and his pout turned into a sly grin.
"Don't worry Tensberger ol' chap, I've got the perfect idea for revenge." Brandol said with his sneaky grin, "I'm a mediator, and mediators are good at talking right? So if I'm good at talking I must be insulting also. So all I have to do is to use my insult ability on it."
Tensberger replied in an unsure voice "Ermmm..Brandol do you even know what that ability does?"
"Not really but I think it just does some minor damage like silencing the target or some thing like that let me give it try!"
Brandol started his insult ability..
"You're so ugly."
"You're teeth are so yellow." ect., ect.
"NO BRANDOL DON'T!"
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"Ughhh.. my head.. it hurts!" Brandol complained as he came in the lounge. Everyone was there relaxing, and getting a good laugh out of what had happened today.
"Well Brandol", Tensberger started, "You should have listened to me."
"How was *I* supposed to know that it doesn't affect newborns."
"First off," said Delita, "You should have known that newborns are too young to understand insults. Second off, you should have cheacked to see what the 'Insult' ability does. Then you would have known that it does not silence the target but instead make them go berserk. Maybe then it wouldn't have affected Momo and make her go crazy."
Brandol just growled. "Okay, okay," said Ramza, "Lets just end this discussion. Oh and Brandol, you're going to have to go to town first thing tomorrow morning. Take the new chocobo with you."
"Why?" asked Brandol.
"So you can name it of course!"
Brandol just groan. Then a little voice in his head said slyly "...Oh I'll give it the perfect name all right..."
****************************************************** I'm on a updating roll eh? Oh and as for having a chocobo saying 'Yo mama' just complain just because of that okay? Keep an open mind people! He'll speak English soon, don't worry! ^_^;