Yes, I was feeling weird when I wrote this. I also needed to combat a completely nonexistent Writers' Block, so you have this! =)
Egyptian Arc spoilers.
Telly and Vaness present:
"The What-If Series – Part 1"
"What if Yu-Gi-Oh was a lie?"
You probably don't understand what this question means. So I will proceed to explain. By "What If Yu-Gi-Oh was a lie?" I mean, "What If Yu-Gi-Oh isn't what it's like on TV?" For example, What If the main character wasn't Yugi, but a guy called Bob?
Bob waved. "Hi!" he said.
Yes. Thank you, Bob. Anyway, What If the Millenium Puzzle wasn't a puzzle, but actually a pink elephant?
The pink elephant trumpeted.
Will you people stay still?! What is it with you guys today? Back to the subject. What If the Millenium Items weren't Tauks, Eyes, Ankhs etc. but various pink animals like pink foxes, pink bears and pink cats instead? And What If the Ancient Egyptian Millenium Item holders were just random people who cultivated pink animals?
What If the Tomb Robber Bakura was a policeman who confiscated Mahados's pink fox because the pink fox stole some apples from a vendor, or something? And because Bob intervened in the issue, the policeman grew forever vengeful and decided to take revenge?
. . . . . . That -would- be very scary, wouldn't it.
Let's just continue watching and enjoying the lie.
-OWARI-
Please R&R! =)
Yami Bakura can be seen grumbling, "Mistaking me for a policeman! How ridiculous! I am a Tomb Robber, not a wishy-washy law enforcer, thank you very much."
I know it's short... very short, indeed. Only 193 words in Microsoft Word's word counter.