Mam: Isn't Marik a sweet little kitten? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: Well.... I have to admit, that's one way to get rid of evil....
Yugi: I agree....
Joey: still flying around annoying the hell out of Tea with the help of Tristan, I am the bringer of SHERBET! ALAKAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE! Sherbet rains down from the sky
Everyone screams: HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
Mam: Sweet Mana from HEAVEN! dances around with mouth open catching sherbet in her mouth
Evil Baku: What ARE you doing?
Mam: What does it look like? I'm having sherbet! smiles and sontinues to get sherbet, Yugi, Duke, Bakura, Joey, Tristan and Tea join in, with Marik dancing around nipping at their heals, while the Yamis (and Seto Kaiba) watch with raised brows
Mokuba: Can I join in Seto, huh? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSE?
Seto: MOKUBA! You are NOT allowed here! Can't YOU see the RATING! 13! OK!? YOU ARE 11!!!! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT BREAKING THROUGH THE RATING SYSTEM!
Marik: licks sherbet off Mam's face..... and.... er.... yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.............8
Mam: MARIK! slaps the kitten, but not too hard
Marik: Now I could get used to this! snuggles close to Mam's chest....
Mam: MARIK!!!!!!!! slaps the cat again
Marik: yips and jumps out of Mam's arms and into Tea's arms, (she doesn't know it's Marik, she thinks Mam names her that because of her Marik obsession) and snuggles into her chest
Tea: AW! Isn't it a sweet little kitty-witty! strokes kitten Marik's fur
Marik: puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Evil Baku: How come HE gets all the fun?!
Mam: So you want to be a kitten too huh!? HUH!? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?
Evil Marik: Now calm down Mam........ is right behind her, and wraps arms around her waist, whispering in her ears, she blushes to an unimaginable level We don't want anyone getting hurt now...... do we?
Evil Baku: BACK OFF OF HER MARIK! SHE'S MY GIRL! Uh........oh......... Mam glares at evil bakura, and blue lasers shoot from her eyes and turn him into............. a turtle
Evil Marik: Very nice............yes........very....very nice..... chuckles evilly and smirks
Mam: gulps, camera zooms out so they are in the background, with Mam making some kind of distracting noises, and their silhouettes making it seem like they are doing something that should be in the R section, and Duke appears out of no where
Duke: Mam doesn't own anything, enjoy! turns and gasps when he sees what Mam and evil Marik are doing
Chapter 2 Eye candy
Deep, delicious chocolate eyes glared down upon you...
"Watch where you're-"
"Help me... he... he's gonna kill me...." you gasped, taking in as much air as possible, the chocolate eyes, flickered with amusement at you asking for help....
"Finally got you, bitch," your heart almost stopped, and your faced darkened, you mimed the words help me to the chocolate eyes, which flickered to the drunken man, aka your father, you turned your head slowly, to meet your fathers groggy black eyes....
Red and irritated...
His long black hair a total mess....
But what made you gasp.... was the revolver pointing right at your heart....
"Now.... now.... there's no need for.... blood...." the boy with chocolate eyes smirked evilly, his face took on a demonic hue....
"Hand over the bitch, and I won't need to spill much blood," your father drunkenly grinned, his almost toothless smile...
"But I think I want her...." the boy seductively smirked, and took quite an intimate hold of you... your colour eyes showing shock.....
"Give her to me..... now...." wow, your father was being patient!
"No.... I want to keep her, she'll make me a good pet...." his lips parted, showing he had quite, elongated canines....
Your 'rescuer' tightening his hold on you....
There was a sudden dark glow around him, even your drunken father could see that something was amiss... and stepped back...
Darkness came around you, and you watched as it began to devour at your father,
You silently screamed,
Watching invisible fangs rip into his flesh, watching his blood slowly run down the drain....
BANG
Time....
Stopped....
You watched in slow motion as the bullet raced towards you... you wanted so badly to move, but your body was being to slow.... and... pierced through you and you were met by...
Darkness.........
Camera cuts to nice Bakura in a suit in a News room
Baku: I am sorry to say that Mam and evil Marik are, busy at the moment...
Evil turtle Bakura: Yeah... he's 'busy' with my woman....
Baku: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.... Now, she left me to ask you to please review, and-
Evil turtle Bakura: TELL MARIK TO GET HIS HANDS OFF MY BITCH!
Baku: We don't want Mam, we are paired with the readers, dummy... sighs