Author's Note: I wanna say a few things before I start this out. One,
forgive me for the delay. But heh, things come up, mixed with the huge
activity with my rp in yahoo board, where I roleplay as Ayame ^_^ Woo.
Anyway, with that and the writers block, I sincerely apologize. To make it
up to all my fans however, I tried to make this a hilarious chapter. So
enjoy. *Goes back to huggling her Kouga*
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Chapter 30: Mischief & Mayhem
Inuyasha looked up with a smirk as Kouga and Ayame stepped into the courtyard of the palace, raising an eyebrow as he looked over at the brown ookami.
"That was fast." Inuyasha quipped.
"Shut up Inukuro." Kouga growled as Miroku chuckled, walking up to Ayame with a warm smile.
"The girls said to meet them in the bathhouse if you'd like Lady Ayame." Miroku said as Inuyasha turned to look curiously at him instead.
"Let me get this straight....they gave you that message...and yet you're conscious...with no visible head trama?" Inuyasha asked.
"Half breed's gotta point." Kouga said with a smirk.
"This from the horny wolf." Inuyasha remarked.
"Keh! Back off dog." Kouga growled.
Ayame shook her head, blushing as red as her hair as she smiled faintly at Miroku before nodding and heading into the Palace. Miroku watched her go for a moment before looking over at the other two males.
"Don't EVEN think about it monk. The last thing we need is a bunch of hormonal onnas after our necks. So get rid of these hentai thoughts right now." Inuyasha warned as Miroku pouted.
"Where's your sense of adventure?" Miroku asked.
"I have one thank you. I just don't have a death wish is all."
"Me neither. Nothing far deadlier than females in term." Kouga replied, crossing his arms over his chest with a firm nod. Inuyasha smirked at him as he shook his head.
"I have to give you credit wolf. I would have never expected you to have so much restraint. Not bad. For a wolf that is." Inuyasha said.
"Keh. Last time I checked dog, you were the one with the pregnant mate and the two pups already." Kouga said, raising an eyebrow. Inuyasha blinked for a moment before nodding seriously.
"Got a point there yaseookami. Must be the ears." Inuyasha replied with a smirk as Miroku rolled his eyes.
Kagome, Sango, and Kikyo looked up as Ayame stepped into the steamy water, wrapped only in a short white towel. Kagome smiled as she scooted to the side, making room for the red headed wolf demoness. There was silence as the other three stared at her before Ayame finally noticed, looking up at them confused.
"What?" Ayame snapped.
"So what happened?" Kagome asked with a giggle as Ayame blinked.
"Is that mark what I think it is?" Sango asked with a smile as Ayame blushed, her hand absentmindly going up to cover the mark on her neck.
"I...er...yea....but it's complicated...." Ayame said with a deep blush.
"So is Kouga your mate or is he not?" Kagome asked, beaming slightly.
"Yes...and no..." Ayame laughed faintly. Her reply were three blank stares. "I mean, it's kinda complicated....see, after I left....I ran into this black wolf demon....bastard....anyway Kouga showed up and saved me from.....well to be blunt the black ookami bastard."
"You weren't-!" Kagome gasped as Ayame shook her head.
"No, only thanks to Kouga. Anyway, he was...so sweet....and worried about me...I was still shaking...anyway, he asked if I was ok, then told me what was wrong with me..." she trailed off as she blushed.
"So you know about the heat?" Kikyo asked as Ayame nodded.
"I do. Man, it's gonna be so hard." Ayame said with a blush.
"For Kouga in the very least" Sango said with the slightest smirk.
"Oh my god! She's talking like Miroku now!" Kagome said with a laugh as Sango splashed water at her.
"That is frightening. Child must be warping her." Kikyo replied with a faint smile as the girls started laughing.
"I am not!" Sango cried with a laugh, and a water war was on.
"Come on, one little peek" Miroku begged, his hands clinging to the door as Kouga and Inuyasha growled, both canine youkai pulling at the monk's robes as hard as they could, but still the pervert clung strong to the bathhouse door.
"No, damn it. Stop being a pervert all your life" Inuyasha snapped.
"But-"
"No! Why do you need to peek anyway?! You've SEEN your damn woman naked!" Kouga snarled.
"And you're not getting an eyeful of the other girls anyway!" Inuyasha snarled, tugging harder. Both nearly fell on their asses as Miroku abruptly let go of the door, closing his eyes and folding his arms over his chest.
"Ye of little faith gentleman. I am merely casting myself as a scapegoat for our fine wolf friend's own benefit. I am bravely venturing to put myself in danger for-"
"What the HELL are you talking about?!" Kouga snarled, highly irrated with the monk's beating around the bush as Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.
"Kouga, you really are uptight." Inuyasha said with a smirk.
"Unless you want that compensating sword of yours-"
"EXCUSE ME?!-"
"-shoved up your ass I suggest you shut the hell up Inukuro"
"Fuck off you sad excuse for a youkai!"
They were both cut short by the clunk of Miroku's staff on their heads as they rubbed the offending bruises, glaring dangerously at the human infront of them. Miroku however, kept his ground and his glare.
"Do you want to get caught? As I was saying, the only one who would actually get anything useful from this little excursion would be our wolf boy friend here." Miroku said.
"What the hell are you babbling about ningen? Perverted little fucker." Kouga growled.
"....You know.....and I never thought I'd EVER say this.....but I agree with the pervert." Inuyasha replied.
"Nani?! Damn mutt, you too?!" Kouga growled.
"Think about it baka. I'm mated, so is Miroku. Only one not getting any is you."
"Go to hell mongrel"
"Kiss my hanyou ass"
"BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF! BEFORE WE GET-"
WHAM! The door to the bathhouse flung open, smacking harshly against the side.
"Oh-"
"-Fucking-"
"-Shit"
"HENTAIS!"
The three males tore out of there and down the hallway like the hounds of hell themselves were on their tails as the enraged females raced after them. Inuyasha didn't get very far of course as Kagome sat him so many times he lost count after the first seventeen and consciousness after the twenty sixth one. Miroku ducked and dodged Sango's boomerang as she chased after him.
"But Sango, my love-"
"DON'T SANGO MY LOVE ME YOU DIRTY LITTLE LETCHER!"
"Iee! But Sango, you're pregnant, you shouldn't be straining yourself, OUCH!"
"I'LL STOP ONCE I'VE MADE THIS KID FATHERLESS!"
Kouga on the other hand was having his own problems as Ayame shrieked and tore after him, keeping up with him as she threw her leaves at him, the male wolf yelping loudly as she growled at him.
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK BITCH!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING YOU PERVERTED BASTARD?!"
"YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, I'M NOT STUPID BAKA!"
"I'LL DO WORSE THAN KILL YOU WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!"
"ONNA! HEY! WATCH IT WITH THOSE!"
"YOU HENTAI! I'M GONNA NEUTURE YOUR OOKAMI ASS!"
"WWHHHAAATTT?! YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
Sesshoumaru's eyebrow twitched as he stepped to the side, his face blank as the two wolf demons tore past him and further down the hallway. Turning back around, he blinked at the monk and the exterminator before his gaze fell over to his brother and his mate. His lips curled into a slight smirk as he glanced over at Kikyo, the elder miko fuming as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"I take it I don't wish to know?" Sesshoumaru asked as Kikyo shook her head.
"Not likely."
"I see......" Sesshoumaru said with a smirk. "Nice towel."
Heh. I hope that's satisfactory. I was laughing my ass off writing this XD Til next time everyone. Oooh, and take a look at my other fanfics. I have a new Kouga/Ayame up and a new Inu/Kagome one up as well. Those shouldn't be that long though I hope lol. Ja ne.
Chapter 30: Mischief & Mayhem
Inuyasha looked up with a smirk as Kouga and Ayame stepped into the courtyard of the palace, raising an eyebrow as he looked over at the brown ookami.
"That was fast." Inuyasha quipped.
"Shut up Inukuro." Kouga growled as Miroku chuckled, walking up to Ayame with a warm smile.
"The girls said to meet them in the bathhouse if you'd like Lady Ayame." Miroku said as Inuyasha turned to look curiously at him instead.
"Let me get this straight....they gave you that message...and yet you're conscious...with no visible head trama?" Inuyasha asked.
"Half breed's gotta point." Kouga said with a smirk.
"This from the horny wolf." Inuyasha remarked.
"Keh! Back off dog." Kouga growled.
Ayame shook her head, blushing as red as her hair as she smiled faintly at Miroku before nodding and heading into the Palace. Miroku watched her go for a moment before looking over at the other two males.
"Don't EVEN think about it monk. The last thing we need is a bunch of hormonal onnas after our necks. So get rid of these hentai thoughts right now." Inuyasha warned as Miroku pouted.
"Where's your sense of adventure?" Miroku asked.
"I have one thank you. I just don't have a death wish is all."
"Me neither. Nothing far deadlier than females in term." Kouga replied, crossing his arms over his chest with a firm nod. Inuyasha smirked at him as he shook his head.
"I have to give you credit wolf. I would have never expected you to have so much restraint. Not bad. For a wolf that is." Inuyasha said.
"Keh. Last time I checked dog, you were the one with the pregnant mate and the two pups already." Kouga said, raising an eyebrow. Inuyasha blinked for a moment before nodding seriously.
"Got a point there yaseookami. Must be the ears." Inuyasha replied with a smirk as Miroku rolled his eyes.
Kagome, Sango, and Kikyo looked up as Ayame stepped into the steamy water, wrapped only in a short white towel. Kagome smiled as she scooted to the side, making room for the red headed wolf demoness. There was silence as the other three stared at her before Ayame finally noticed, looking up at them confused.
"What?" Ayame snapped.
"So what happened?" Kagome asked with a giggle as Ayame blinked.
"Is that mark what I think it is?" Sango asked with a smile as Ayame blushed, her hand absentmindly going up to cover the mark on her neck.
"I...er...yea....but it's complicated...." Ayame said with a deep blush.
"So is Kouga your mate or is he not?" Kagome asked, beaming slightly.
"Yes...and no..." Ayame laughed faintly. Her reply were three blank stares. "I mean, it's kinda complicated....see, after I left....I ran into this black wolf demon....bastard....anyway Kouga showed up and saved me from.....well to be blunt the black ookami bastard."
"You weren't-!" Kagome gasped as Ayame shook her head.
"No, only thanks to Kouga. Anyway, he was...so sweet....and worried about me...I was still shaking...anyway, he asked if I was ok, then told me what was wrong with me..." she trailed off as she blushed.
"So you know about the heat?" Kikyo asked as Ayame nodded.
"I do. Man, it's gonna be so hard." Ayame said with a blush.
"For Kouga in the very least" Sango said with the slightest smirk.
"Oh my god! She's talking like Miroku now!" Kagome said with a laugh as Sango splashed water at her.
"That is frightening. Child must be warping her." Kikyo replied with a faint smile as the girls started laughing.
"I am not!" Sango cried with a laugh, and a water war was on.
"Come on, one little peek" Miroku begged, his hands clinging to the door as Kouga and Inuyasha growled, both canine youkai pulling at the monk's robes as hard as they could, but still the pervert clung strong to the bathhouse door.
"No, damn it. Stop being a pervert all your life" Inuyasha snapped.
"But-"
"No! Why do you need to peek anyway?! You've SEEN your damn woman naked!" Kouga snarled.
"And you're not getting an eyeful of the other girls anyway!" Inuyasha snarled, tugging harder. Both nearly fell on their asses as Miroku abruptly let go of the door, closing his eyes and folding his arms over his chest.
"Ye of little faith gentleman. I am merely casting myself as a scapegoat for our fine wolf friend's own benefit. I am bravely venturing to put myself in danger for-"
"What the HELL are you talking about?!" Kouga snarled, highly irrated with the monk's beating around the bush as Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.
"Kouga, you really are uptight." Inuyasha said with a smirk.
"Unless you want that compensating sword of yours-"
"EXCUSE ME?!-"
"-shoved up your ass I suggest you shut the hell up Inukuro"
"Fuck off you sad excuse for a youkai!"
They were both cut short by the clunk of Miroku's staff on their heads as they rubbed the offending bruises, glaring dangerously at the human infront of them. Miroku however, kept his ground and his glare.
"Do you want to get caught? As I was saying, the only one who would actually get anything useful from this little excursion would be our wolf boy friend here." Miroku said.
"What the hell are you babbling about ningen? Perverted little fucker." Kouga growled.
"....You know.....and I never thought I'd EVER say this.....but I agree with the pervert." Inuyasha replied.
"Nani?! Damn mutt, you too?!" Kouga growled.
"Think about it baka. I'm mated, so is Miroku. Only one not getting any is you."
"Go to hell mongrel"
"Kiss my hanyou ass"
"BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF! BEFORE WE GET-"
WHAM! The door to the bathhouse flung open, smacking harshly against the side.
"Oh-"
"-Fucking-"
"-Shit"
"HENTAIS!"
The three males tore out of there and down the hallway like the hounds of hell themselves were on their tails as the enraged females raced after them. Inuyasha didn't get very far of course as Kagome sat him so many times he lost count after the first seventeen and consciousness after the twenty sixth one. Miroku ducked and dodged Sango's boomerang as she chased after him.
"But Sango, my love-"
"DON'T SANGO MY LOVE ME YOU DIRTY LITTLE LETCHER!"
"Iee! But Sango, you're pregnant, you shouldn't be straining yourself, OUCH!"
"I'LL STOP ONCE I'VE MADE THIS KID FATHERLESS!"
Kouga on the other hand was having his own problems as Ayame shrieked and tore after him, keeping up with him as she threw her leaves at him, the male wolf yelping loudly as she growled at him.
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK BITCH!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING YOU PERVERTED BASTARD?!"
"YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, I'M NOT STUPID BAKA!"
"I'LL DO WORSE THAN KILL YOU WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!"
"ONNA! HEY! WATCH IT WITH THOSE!"
"YOU HENTAI! I'M GONNA NEUTURE YOUR OOKAMI ASS!"
"WWHHHAAATTT?! YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
Sesshoumaru's eyebrow twitched as he stepped to the side, his face blank as the two wolf demons tore past him and further down the hallway. Turning back around, he blinked at the monk and the exterminator before his gaze fell over to his brother and his mate. His lips curled into a slight smirk as he glanced over at Kikyo, the elder miko fuming as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"I take it I don't wish to know?" Sesshoumaru asked as Kikyo shook her head.
"Not likely."
"I see......" Sesshoumaru said with a smirk. "Nice towel."
Heh. I hope that's satisfactory. I was laughing my ass off writing this XD Til next time everyone. Oooh, and take a look at my other fanfics. I have a new Kouga/Ayame up and a new Inu/Kagome one up as well. Those shouldn't be that long though I hope lol. Ja ne.