Okay, so sorry it's taken so long (*I've been working on getting a
website*), but here it is. Chibi is when da character looks small and kinda
chubby for whoever wanted to know what chibi is. I don't own Sesshomaru,
Inu-yasha, or any of the other characters.(Though I wouldn't mind owning
the first one^~^) I've gotten lotsa good reviews and I'd like to dedicate
this chappy to (Pulls out long list)-Tauski, Bad Girl, and A wild lia some
of my close friends, Ookami Spirit Hishana for the great review and for
writing the coolest story I seen in a long time, Evil Bunnies for starting
my *Kikyo torture plan*, and IceDragon 4 the kind reviews. Thank u all da
reviewers!!!!!!!
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Sesshomaru was deep in thought. He was racking his brain trying to think of someone who could help 'un-chibi' everyone. Unfortunately, most everyone he met he killed. Rin ran up to him again, "Can anyone play with me?" "Ask Shippou or Kagome, just don't ask the cat." 'Maybe if I went back to the feudal age I could find someone.'
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He left for the feudal age minutes later. He had gone alone because he didn't feel like being a guide to countless chibis. Soon he came upon a small village with a dark miko. When he came to the hut that the villagers told him was hers, he entered. "So, you must be the dark miko the villagers told me about," he said hastily. "Yes, I am the great Kourei- onara!!!" "T-T"(Kourei-onara means 'old fart'). "Okay.So I was wondering if you know how to get rid of 'chibi-ness'."
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Kourei-onara told him to go get a list of items. Because he was a Youkai he got these items with little difficulty. "So this is all I need to change them back to normal?" He questioned. "No, these are my groceries."
"@-0" "So, what DO I need to do to change them back to normal???" She then told him that all he had to do to make them become normal again was never get them wet (looks like it's too late for Naraku) and never feed them after midnight for two months. (Sounds familiar huh?) "What happens when they get wet???" "They get the urge to kill postal workers," She responded.* A/N- I'm not sure where I got that* "Uh oh, I'd better get back before the mail comes!!!"
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Fortunately for the postal worker, it was a Sunday and there was no mail that day. However, when he got back, Rin was running around with underwear on her head. "RIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!!!" Rin called out happily, "Inu-yasha-sama taught me how to play a new game!" "Never, ever play a game made up by Inu-yasha!" He then commenced in beating the shit out of Inu-yasha.
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He looked around the house. "Who's watching you guys anyways?" No one responded, but a few held guilty looks. He sniffed the air. Someone was in the shrine. He ran into the shrine to find that old man who lived there. He was tied up with a jump rope and gagged with a teddy bear.
"Did you guys do this?" he asked. Half said yes and the others said no. "Well kind of," Responded Sango, "but we were bored, and I looked at the jump rope then I looked at the old man then I looked at the jump rope then I looked at the old man and Then I thought "Why not?"."
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In the end, Sesshomaru decided the old man was so annoying that he kept him in the shrine. Inside Kagome sighed. "I think I'm going to take a shower." "NOOO!" yelled Sesshomaru. "Why not?" "Becauseyou'llbecomeanevilpostalworkerkiller!!!" He said in one breath. Everyone stared at him.
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He explained what the miko had said to everyone and they still stared at him. "What?!" Inu-yasha was the first one to speak out. "You expect me to stay this way for TWO MONTHS!!!" "No Shit Sherlock," Kouga said loudly. 'When did I ever get into this?' thought Sesshomaru.
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Thankz 4 reading, but that's all I have 4 now. The whole I looked at the jump rope then looked at the old man thing came from when I was 7.. I was playing with my cat, Mariah, and put a hair clip on her tail. She freaked, and I ran from the room shouting "HELP THE CAT! HELP THE CAT! HELP THE CAT!" My older sister was mortified and was screaming at me so I hid in the closet. When my mom got the hair clip off her tail she found me and asked why I did that. My response was, " Well, I looked at the clip Then I looked at the cat, then I looked at the clip then I looked at the cat, then I thought, "Why not?"."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Chapter 4- Remember Not To Get Them Wet And Keep Your Undies Out Of Reach-
Sesshomaru was deep in thought. He was racking his brain trying to think of someone who could help 'un-chibi' everyone. Unfortunately, most everyone he met he killed. Rin ran up to him again, "Can anyone play with me?" "Ask Shippou or Kagome, just don't ask the cat." 'Maybe if I went back to the feudal age I could find someone.'
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He left for the feudal age minutes later. He had gone alone because he didn't feel like being a guide to countless chibis. Soon he came upon a small village with a dark miko. When he came to the hut that the villagers told him was hers, he entered. "So, you must be the dark miko the villagers told me about," he said hastily. "Yes, I am the great Kourei- onara!!!" "T-T"(Kourei-onara means 'old fart'). "Okay.So I was wondering if you know how to get rid of 'chibi-ness'."
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Kourei-onara told him to go get a list of items. Because he was a Youkai he got these items with little difficulty. "So this is all I need to change them back to normal?" He questioned. "No, these are my groceries."
"@-0" "So, what DO I need to do to change them back to normal???" She then told him that all he had to do to make them become normal again was never get them wet (looks like it's too late for Naraku) and never feed them after midnight for two months. (Sounds familiar huh?) "What happens when they get wet???" "They get the urge to kill postal workers," She responded.* A/N- I'm not sure where I got that* "Uh oh, I'd better get back before the mail comes!!!"
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Fortunately for the postal worker, it was a Sunday and there was no mail that day. However, when he got back, Rin was running around with underwear on her head. "RIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!!!" Rin called out happily, "Inu-yasha-sama taught me how to play a new game!" "Never, ever play a game made up by Inu-yasha!" He then commenced in beating the shit out of Inu-yasha.
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He looked around the house. "Who's watching you guys anyways?" No one responded, but a few held guilty looks. He sniffed the air. Someone was in the shrine. He ran into the shrine to find that old man who lived there. He was tied up with a jump rope and gagged with a teddy bear.
"Did you guys do this?" he asked. Half said yes and the others said no. "Well kind of," Responded Sango, "but we were bored, and I looked at the jump rope then I looked at the old man then I looked at the jump rope then I looked at the old man and Then I thought "Why not?"."
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In the end, Sesshomaru decided the old man was so annoying that he kept him in the shrine. Inside Kagome sighed. "I think I'm going to take a shower." "NOOO!" yelled Sesshomaru. "Why not?" "Becauseyou'llbecomeanevilpostalworkerkiller!!!" He said in one breath. Everyone stared at him.
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He explained what the miko had said to everyone and they still stared at him. "What?!" Inu-yasha was the first one to speak out. "You expect me to stay this way for TWO MONTHS!!!" "No Shit Sherlock," Kouga said loudly. 'When did I ever get into this?' thought Sesshomaru.
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Thankz 4 reading, but that's all I have 4 now. The whole I looked at the jump rope then looked at the old man thing came from when I was 7.. I was playing with my cat, Mariah, and put a hair clip on her tail. She freaked, and I ran from the room shouting "HELP THE CAT! HELP THE CAT! HELP THE CAT!" My older sister was mortified and was screaming at me so I hid in the closet. When my mom got the hair clip off her tail she found me and asked why I did that. My response was, " Well, I looked at the clip Then I looked at the cat, then I looked at the clip then I looked at the cat, then I thought, "Why not?"."