So very sorry it took so long 2 make this U-U I feel so bad. Today I
flopped on my couch and turned on the light. I had felt something under me,
but thought it was a blanket. Then my mother told me to get up and my cat
(same one from last chapter) stumbled out from under me. I had lied down
square on top of her, but she had been asleep and didn't know what had
happened, so she just stumbled off drunkenly. U-U Also I'm feeling really
sick an' my nose is stuffy. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, LEAVE ME
ALLOONNEEE!! Also, this chappy is dedicated to Tasuki(*Happy Birthday*), A
Wild Lea, Bad Girl, Ookami Spirit Hishana, Evilbunnies, IceDragon, Celtic
*Lady* Knight and everyone else who reviewed. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, go to
my home page! It took me 4ever to make it!!!
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Chapter 5- Of Girlish Screams And Lemmings, Also, Buyo's New Rival-
Sesshoumaru was at the local pet store (u can already see trouble brewing). Rin wanted a pet and Sesshoumaru couldn't stand her whining any longer. He wanted something that did require too much attention. She wanted something furry. What she bought was .a lemming @-#. The small weasel-like creature was in Rin's arms as they walked up to the store clerk. The lemming was making strange sounds that worried Sesshoumaru, but make Rin giggle. Here's ten bucks," said the shop clerk to Sesshoumaru. "Wha-I thought I was supposed to pay u." He could tell this was a bad omen already.
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When they got home the lemming named Furaffii (Fluffy) jumped from Rin's arms and ran off to wreak havoc. Minutes later Inu-yasha ran out with the lemming in his hair screaming, "My hair! My hair! My hair!" He fell on the floor with Furaffii on his head; he was letting out girlish screams and twitching. Rin was giggling a little madly. "Ack! Get your lemming off me you psychotic little girl!" Inu-yasha screamed. Rin stopped laughing, "That's not true, FURAFFII's psychotic, RIN'S schizophrenic." @-o. Sesshomaru was laughing through out this, but knew that he shouldn't enjoy when his adopted daughter's pet was biting the shit out of his brother so he stopped. Then he decided he really didn't care and kept laughing. Then the real evil began. Furaffii jumped from Inuyasha's hair and started gnawing at the heels of whoever came too close. (Excluding Rin) Total havoc broke out and everyone started screaming and running around, trying to get away from the lemming. Minutes later the doorbell rang. Everyone froze in midair as a woman's voice called, "Hello? My car broke down and I need to use a phone. Is anyone there?" They all answered 'no' at once. "Ohh, Okay!" The woman walked off and sounds of a fight could be heard outside.
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30 minutes later someone or something walked in. Buyo accompanied by Naraku walked in or should I say, sauntered in. They were wearing cowboy hats. @-O. Then Buyo stood up on his hind legs. "Mrrreeeoooww!" (This towns not big enough for 2 evil pets!) "Hiiissss" (I'm taking u out) The lemming's head turned all the way around. Then it transformed into a weird gumdam-looking thing. Buyo put on armor, drew a sword, and jumped on Naraku's back. He looked very much like a Paladin. Everyone watched, really freaked out. They went to war. Meows and fufufufu's could be heard from the fight. Buyo walked out (sorry, rode out), victorious. "Wow," said Inu- yasha, "I should have him travel with me instead of Kagome." Kagome kicked him in the head. Then Buyo pulled out a small matal thing you've probably only seen in Men In Black. He put on a pair of cat-sized sunglasses. "Meeooww, meeow,mreow." (You had an annoying day, nothing really happened. You found out Miroku was a girl. Kagome, you have the urge to buy me Friskies instead of that normal crap you buy.) Naraku was also wearing sunglasses, "Master is there anything else I can do for you?" Then Buyo turned to Naraku and took off Naraku's sunglasses. "Meow." (You did nothing but serve your master today) In a flash Naraku's eyes became large and dull. Buyo jumped up onto the nearest chair and curled up. He had had a long day of defending his territory.
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The next day..
Everyone was going to the pool because they decided they might as well all have the urge to chase postal workers. (even Buyo, he was making sure they had recovered most of their memories.) Miroku was wearing a one piece because he had recently discovered he was a girl. They all got in as 6 year olds. When they got over to the pool everyone but Sesshoumaru, Buyo, and Naraku jumped in. Seconds later, everyone but Sesshoumaru, Buyo, and Naraku were drowning. "Morons, can't any of you swim?" called Sesshoumaru lazily. "My legs.are.. too shor.." Kouga's voice was cut off as he went under. Then an incredibly attractive women- lifeguard saved everyone but Kikyo. 10 minutes later a fat guy with water wings(u know the little floaty things that go around your arms) Jumped in, put Kikyo under his arm like a football, and got her out ..
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Yep, dats it. My friend, Tauski, has a stoopid neighbor who doesn't have a phone an' always asks to use theirs. Tauski's mom told him if he was home alone and she came and asked if anyone's there, he should say. 'no one's here'.
Also I have to thank all u reviewers 4 bein' soooo kool and encouraging me
THANKZ,
~Agent V
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Chapter 5- Of Girlish Screams And Lemmings, Also, Buyo's New Rival-
Sesshoumaru was at the local pet store (u can already see trouble brewing). Rin wanted a pet and Sesshoumaru couldn't stand her whining any longer. He wanted something that did require too much attention. She wanted something furry. What she bought was .a lemming @-#. The small weasel-like creature was in Rin's arms as they walked up to the store clerk. The lemming was making strange sounds that worried Sesshoumaru, but make Rin giggle. Here's ten bucks," said the shop clerk to Sesshoumaru. "Wha-I thought I was supposed to pay u." He could tell this was a bad omen already.
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When they got home the lemming named Furaffii (Fluffy) jumped from Rin's arms and ran off to wreak havoc. Minutes later Inu-yasha ran out with the lemming in his hair screaming, "My hair! My hair! My hair!" He fell on the floor with Furaffii on his head; he was letting out girlish screams and twitching. Rin was giggling a little madly. "Ack! Get your lemming off me you psychotic little girl!" Inu-yasha screamed. Rin stopped laughing, "That's not true, FURAFFII's psychotic, RIN'S schizophrenic." @-o. Sesshomaru was laughing through out this, but knew that he shouldn't enjoy when his adopted daughter's pet was biting the shit out of his brother so he stopped. Then he decided he really didn't care and kept laughing. Then the real evil began. Furaffii jumped from Inuyasha's hair and started gnawing at the heels of whoever came too close. (Excluding Rin) Total havoc broke out and everyone started screaming and running around, trying to get away from the lemming. Minutes later the doorbell rang. Everyone froze in midair as a woman's voice called, "Hello? My car broke down and I need to use a phone. Is anyone there?" They all answered 'no' at once. "Ohh, Okay!" The woman walked off and sounds of a fight could be heard outside.
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30 minutes later someone or something walked in. Buyo accompanied by Naraku walked in or should I say, sauntered in. They were wearing cowboy hats. @-O. Then Buyo stood up on his hind legs. "Mrrreeeoooww!" (This towns not big enough for 2 evil pets!) "Hiiissss" (I'm taking u out) The lemming's head turned all the way around. Then it transformed into a weird gumdam-looking thing. Buyo put on armor, drew a sword, and jumped on Naraku's back. He looked very much like a Paladin. Everyone watched, really freaked out. They went to war. Meows and fufufufu's could be heard from the fight. Buyo walked out (sorry, rode out), victorious. "Wow," said Inu- yasha, "I should have him travel with me instead of Kagome." Kagome kicked him in the head. Then Buyo pulled out a small matal thing you've probably only seen in Men In Black. He put on a pair of cat-sized sunglasses. "Meeooww, meeow,mreow." (You had an annoying day, nothing really happened. You found out Miroku was a girl. Kagome, you have the urge to buy me Friskies instead of that normal crap you buy.) Naraku was also wearing sunglasses, "Master is there anything else I can do for you?" Then Buyo turned to Naraku and took off Naraku's sunglasses. "Meow." (You did nothing but serve your master today) In a flash Naraku's eyes became large and dull. Buyo jumped up onto the nearest chair and curled up. He had had a long day of defending his territory.
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The next day..
Everyone was going to the pool because they decided they might as well all have the urge to chase postal workers. (even Buyo, he was making sure they had recovered most of their memories.) Miroku was wearing a one piece because he had recently discovered he was a girl. They all got in as 6 year olds. When they got over to the pool everyone but Sesshoumaru, Buyo, and Naraku jumped in. Seconds later, everyone but Sesshoumaru, Buyo, and Naraku were drowning. "Morons, can't any of you swim?" called Sesshoumaru lazily. "My legs.are.. too shor.." Kouga's voice was cut off as he went under. Then an incredibly attractive women- lifeguard saved everyone but Kikyo. 10 minutes later a fat guy with water wings(u know the little floaty things that go around your arms) Jumped in, put Kikyo under his arm like a football, and got her out ..
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Yep, dats it. My friend, Tauski, has a stoopid neighbor who doesn't have a phone an' always asks to use theirs. Tauski's mom told him if he was home alone and she came and asked if anyone's there, he should say. 'no one's here'.
Also I have to thank all u reviewers 4 bein' soooo kool and encouraging me
THANKZ,
~Agent V