Ok, Ok. I know it's been WWAAAYYY too long since I posted, but my comp. Got a virus and I lost Microsoft word -_-. Well, to sum up what I've been up to ... 1.I got a new kitten (Dori) 2. Mariah (same one from the last 2 chappies) got hit by a car and died on impact-_- 3.I got a new house 4. I found out I don't own Inu-yasha That's about it.
~Dedicated to Tauski, Ookami Spirit Hishana, Celtic*Lady*Knight, Tez, Catlover55, and Me(don't ask)~
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The race is on, three down, four to go!

* Janie was your average woman..except she was a postal worker!Of course, she didn't know just how dangerous that was@-O.. *

*As she drove home she felt perfectly happy, not a care in the world...
Janie walked into her bedroom and to her closet, to change her outfit*
"Hmmmmm... that's strange, I don't REMEMBER leaving the closet door open," she said as she looked at the partially open door. "Maybe my cat opened it...*Twilight Zone music o-@* "Only one thing.., I don't have a cat." * The naïve woman opened the closet, when she should have been calling the police* *That poor, poor woman might have lived if Sesshoumaru had just locked the screen door last night -_-*

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*Back at the Insane Asylum formerly called the Higirashi residence.*
"It's quiet, too quiet."Sesshoumaru usually didn't mind being around a small group of people, (Grampa, Mrs. Higirashi, Souta, Shippou, and Rin.) but the lack of 7 little gremlins was starting to scare him. Maybe they were trying to get their hands on weapons of mass destruction again.' Somehow he didn't think it would be that mild.. Then an idea sparked. "Mrs. Higirashi, where's the nearest post office?"

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Sesshoumaru arrived at the post office just in time...just in time to watch as complete chaos ensued! Kouga was chewing on a man's arm, Sango was sreaming 'My baloney has a first name'while trying to stuff some poor person's shoe in her mouth while they were wearing it, and Kikyo was trying to give some woman a hicke-Ok, that's just gross.*
He first ran to Sango, as a very disgruntled postal worker was trying to kick her off. After getting the person to calm down, him and some fat guy who worked at the front desk(therefore there was no danger of being attacked) managed to pull her off. Grabbing a random steel cage(Ya gotta love them random steel cages ^-^) he managed to subdue her.
Sango, usually very mild mannered, started cursing like she had tourets syndrome. Next was Kouga. It wasn't very hard really, Sango grabbed his hand through the bars and startd sucking on it. "Mmmmm..Postal service.."

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*Local Dumpster*-
*Naraku sat on the ground, under an upside-down trashcan. He had a map in his hands.* There were little P's for Postal Office printed all over the map. One BIG P was printed by a body of water- 'The international post office of workers united' Naraku tilted his head back and laughed wickedly, making the people walking by the alley speed up.

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*Higirashi Residence again*- Rin paced back and fourth, waiting for ol' Sesshoumaru-sama to come back* *Explosions and car horns shrieked outside, but she remained as perky as ever, wondering what Sesshoumaru was doing and if he was having fun.ohh, he was having fun alright...

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*Kikyo's worst nightmare*-
* Sesshoumaru stomped on Kikyo for the 4th time, trying to get her to stop eating a postal worker's shoelace. He gave up, and just caged her and the shoelace, which she continued to taste.* Sesshoumaru was having the WORST day of his life, and there were still four more 'demons of terror' out there.. He'd need some help with this.

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Waddya think? I'm still getting back into my old style from where I left off, don't worry if it seems..different. I owe the 'Maybe it was the cat...except I don't have a cat..o-@' thing to Tauski-kun again, and I've got a twist on the plot (which was never there in the first place) that I think you'll like, unless you really hate Buyo. Personally, he's the easiest character for me to work with. ~If I get enough reviews, I'll throw Tauski off my balcony into the swimming pool ^-^ Look forward to it!