Sorry guys, guess I got really side tracked, but I'm back now!....And I brought cookies! But back to what I was saying before I came back from break- YAY! I got lots of reviews and here's the moment u've been waiting 4! Tauski and Agent V standing on AGV's balcony, Tauski looking scared (for those of you who didn't read the last chapter this is where I throw Tauski from my balcony into the swimming pool)drum roll please! "One.... Two.... Three!" loud crash "I didn't make it. -'"This ones dedicated to bluethorn, narakugirl, and lu-lu- The people who reminded me I was writing a story
I don't own Inu-yasha yet, but I've got $85.50 and a candy cane toward the fund -
Chapter 7- Naraku flies solo and Rin's Wrath-
At the scene of the crime-
Sesshoumaru looked down at the woman's dead body beneath him, apparently slobbered to death. Most people never would have guessed who would have committed such a disgusting crime, but it only took one look at the woman's 'my name is Janie' postal service nametag to make Sesshoumaru edgy. Suddenly, Sesshoumaru heard a piercing scream from behind him. "Evil bunnies ATTACK!" screamed a very disturbed Kagome, lunging 30 or so stuffed bunnies at him. Sesshoumaru ran for his life, Kagome in hot pursuit.
Kagome's house-
Rin was normally a good-natured little girl, able to find the best of every situation, but today was different. She had spent the last three days asking people to play with her, but no one seemed to want to, excluding an occasional Souta. So, she sat down and pulled out her dolly, Evil Killer Kitten, that Souta had lent her. "And then you'll be an Evil World Dictator," she said, hugging the pre-mature evil cat doll. She was happy until Sesshoumaru-sama banged open the door, scooping her up and running away for Kagome-chan, like she was evil or something. (Muhahhah -o) "Evil Killer Kitten!" Rin gasped as the demented doll fell to the floor, knife still in hand. By the time she and Sesshoumaru reached Souta's room, she was bawling. Sesshoumaru desperately tried calming down Rin, but to no avail. Then Sesshoumaru heard something that made his heart stop. "Mmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrreeeeeoooowwww..." Buyo let out a soft growl from atop Souta's bed. Sesshoumaru looked from Buyo to the door, and ran out to face Kagome instead of the evil cat.
Souta's room-
Rin looked at Buyo for a little more than a second before running up and hugging him, "Will you be my evil kitty?" "Mreeow, meooow (Buyo has no owner, especially not one that's a little girl)," Buyo meowed, slipping out of her grasp. Rin dug deep into her pocket. "Catnip?"
And so a new (and plot expansive) friendship is formed.
The Hallway-Sesshoumaru gulped as evil Kagome hissed at him. He ran to the bathroom, in fear of her more dangerous tendencies than the other evil chibi. (I mean, she slobbered someone to death, I'd be scared too.) He jumped back, accidentally turning the blow-drier on with his elbow as Kagome broke down the door. The blow-drier fell from the counter and hit Kagome with a blast of fresh air. She fell on the floor, her hair standing up in an afro. When she got up she muttered 'Ohayo Sesshoumaru-san' dizzily. "Who would have thought blow-drying their hair would change them back," he said, shaking his head, "This nightmare just gets weirder and weirder."
Souta's room again-
"Aren't you just the cutest kitty-witty?" Rin half-cried, looking at Buyo, dressed in a tuxedo, bow tie and all. Buyo purred and let Rin hug him, "Now, if we could just get everyone else to play with us," Rin sighed. Buyo raised a paw to his chin, deep in thought, "She IS good master, Buyo will help master save friends and save taking over world for later.' He jumped from Rin's lap, off to tell off his not-so-loyal-minion.
Kagome's Living room-
Sesshoumaru is pacing back and forth, accompanied by a guilty-looking Sango, Kouga, and Kagome, Kikyo's still in her cage, eating shoelace. Rin's engrossed in a rain dance (they're out of Dasani, that's what I'D do.) and Buyo's been gone for at least 15 minutes. "Miroku, Inuyasha, and Naraku are still out there, doing who knows what," Sesshoumaru looked to Sango, "Where would you go if you hadn't have gone to the mailroom?" Sango touched her chin, "Weeeell, I'd go to the mall." He sighed; not really thinking three men would be caught dead at a mall. Not even demented chibi men. Guess he'd have to start looking.
Under a trash can-
Naraku was muttering something about hiring Santa Clause to do his dirty work, since he could 'see you when you're sleeping' and 'know when you're awake,' when Buyo tipped over the trash can. Naraku started rambling on about how they should attack the IPOOWU (International Post Office of Workers United) Buyo sighed, being, like every other cat, with a short attention span. "Mreeow, mew (New plan, we change you back to normal and help my new friend.)" Naraku nearly fell over, twitching, "You CAN'T be serious! I'm not gonna just go be good-I don't do that!" Buyo folded his front legs, "Mrew. (Well that's what I'M doing.)" Naraku rather enjoyed his new thing for killing postal workers, and didn't plan to give it up so easily. He growled and jumped on Buyo getting into a big 'cat fight'. Buyo was a lot faster than Naraku, but just as it seemed Buyo was winning, Naraku took off down the street. Buyo was way to lazy to chase, so he just strolled off to find Rin and the others.
Where ever you'd find Rin and the others -
Sesshoumaru was beating up Miroku, who was now in a dress. "You can't hit a girl!" He screamed, ducking and trying to attack another postal worker at the same time. Rin and the others were in the back, ignoring Miroku and looking through the mail. Buyo walked up, it was Sesshoumaru's turn to scream, and Rin giggled. "It's my evil killer kitten!" Buyo stood on his hind legs, folding his arms, "Mrew, meooow (I'm sure you're all a little confused, but we need to stop Naraku, before it's too late.)" Luckily, Rin spoke Evil cat and was a good translator (that's random, but ya'know, I'm a fan of random.)
Wee, I'm done! Well, Tauski's.....he's ok I guess. Tauski screams I'm sure he'll get better....and not sue! Well, school's starting, R & R or get eaten by the most fierce of the rodents, the gerbil!
Agent V