I HATE SKULLTILLAS!

by Onyx Medallion

-OLD-Another Zelda Poem. I wrote this after my fist encounter with a skulltilla at night. Now let's hear it from Link's POV.

I HATE SKULLTILLAS!

I thought my greatest fear was Gannon,

But as I walked into the house of the cursed family,

Horror shot through me with the force of a cannon.

Misplaced arms, tuffs of hair,

Screechy voices, bits of teeth,

Since I'm a good guy, I had to care.

I had to collect a hundred tokens from golden spiders,

To free the cursed family...

Unfortunately, the said skulltillas are moonlighters.

I already had three,

So I knew what skulltillas they meant,

The same kind I found inside the Great Deku Tree.

But as old as I shall ever become,

I will never forget the night

When I met the first skulltilla by the cursed family's home.

The sound of it moving sent chills down my spine.

With rubber arms and shaking hands, I raised my sword,

With two weak hits, it's token was mine.

The golden token fell from the wall and landed near my toe,

I picked it up and clenched it in my fist,

Only ninety-six to go...

I hated skulltillas! Collecting everyone was SOOOO hard! But I finally made it and only got 200 rupees for it...TT. I'm arachnophobic so this poem yells Ria. Later!