DO NOT READ THIS BEFORE YOU READ "Quest for Butter: The fake kind" It won't be as funny!!!!!!!!!!! Do you hear me, don't!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just go to search and put Lady Hazel and find the story!!!!!!!!!! Gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

I am sorry to those who have already read Quest for Butter. But it was needed. You may read this. BUT NOT THOSE WHO HAVE NOT READ quest for Butter!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy.

Jon's Royal Pool Party

Jon: I am going to have a royal pool party!

Royal court of Jon's kingdom: huh? (tip heads to the side)

Jon: But I will not invite any of you royal ingrates. I will only invite the people who were in the Tamora Books.

Priests who were teachers in the books: Yae!!

Jon: let me try that again. Only the people from the books that I liked.

Priests who were teacher in the books: Booooooo!!!!

Jon: (points at them) Now stop that I'll get the Gods to curse you!

Priests who were teachers in the books:...............BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon: And I'll whine.

PWWTITB (formally known as Priests who were teachers in the books: ........

Jon: That's more I like it! Now, every one dance to Hanson!!! HAHHAHAHAHA... HA.. (Chokes on a random piece of lettuce)...HAHAHAH....(starts to heave up the lettuce)

Royal court of Jon's Kingdom: (Just stand there as their King dies.)

Jon: (Recovers from being near death)

Royal court of Jon's Kingdom: (cry)

Jon: (puffs up his chest to make himself little a little bit manlier)... (Fails) ...I said dance you pitiful blobs of butter!

Joey, Dana, and Cody: (come out of no where and run up to the king) Did you say butter?

Dana: I don't smell any butter

Jon: Yes, I did say butter, why?

Cody: (pulls out a super-duper-butter-detector out of his pants and starts waving it in front of Jon) I'm not picking up any butter

Joey: Maybe that's cause you didn't turn it on!

Cody: oh. (looks for the switch then back to Joey) I can't find it.

All three: (get really close to Jon) Do you, or do you not have butter?!

Jon: (completely confused) Who are you?!?!?!?!?

Dana: Answer the flaming question Man!!!!!!!!!

Jon: No!!! I have no cursed butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Oh,.....well....ok......bye then.

Cody: (pulls out a broom out of his pants and puts it between his legs. Dana and Joey clime on behind him and they start to fly.) HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA. (They head up to a window and smash in to it. Unfortunately the window was double paned and it didn't even crack. They all fall to the ground.)

Joey: (rubbing her head) You and you stupid exits (And they leave by the back door)

Jon: (looks around and then yells to his court) Didn't I tell you to dance?!!

Random Hanson music: (starts play in the back round)

Royal court of Jon's kingdom: (slowly start to dance, then really get into it and start dancing the way teenagers do at a school dance)...(If you can picture that)...(And if you can picture it, Then you have a dirty mind!!!!)

Jon: (sits on his throne and writes down the names of the people he will invite to his pool party)

I know it was random, But I really couldn't resist. I went swimming today with Joey and Jess and the thought came to me "Tamora Pool Party" So when we got to a computer I wrote this. Tada!!!!

How dare you have read this with out reading Quest for Butter first. IF you are in my cult you are no longer in it!!! And if you want to be You won't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry to those of my followers who followed the rules.