Here's the second chapter.
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Misura: This is freaky, your 1 of my fav FanFic authors and you reviewed my story? blinks stunned Neways... you haven't read the second chapter yet, so I doubt it's who you think it is!!! But still, do tell! Seto's reaction is my attempt (note ATTEMPT) at humour. Not really sure how good it is.
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PepperFang: (-pats on head-) good dog. Thank you :) And Seto and Joey aren't cute...THEY'RE ADORABLE!!!!
Elusia: Thank you :) Personally, I hate it when ppl make him sickeningly sweet. He's a dry bastard 4 gods sake!! A sexy dry bastard, but still!
DemonSurfer: Warning! Candy sends Lil' hypo, which makes one amazingly psycho and crazy person. But thank you neways :)
YYY: Uh.... I updated :)

And thank you to all others!! I'm sorry but I hate it when with an update you get responses to like 50 reviews, so I'm limiting myself to 5. Okay... I'll shuddup now...
Enjoy!
Lil'

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Chapter 2- Your Room My Ear!

Joey felt his eyes widen comically, but couldn't do anything to stop it. Kaiba… Seto Kaiba… THE Seto Kaiba! Was standing in front of him, Joey Wheeler, in HIS hotel room, looking at him as though he'd grown another head.
"Kaiba?" he said in disbelief, blinking his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things.
"Mutt." Kaiba replied coldly. Joey growled, and as per usual, Kaiba smirked.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?" Joey said, deciding not to take the 'mutt' bait.
"Your room?" Kaiba said, raising an eyebrow, "I didn't know they let dogs stay here."
Joey forced himself not to growl, and prove Kaiba right once again.
"Anyway, this is MY room, I reserved it weeks ago."
Joey blinked and something clicked… So Kaiba was the person that had reserved the room, and not showed. Then another thing clicked. The old man gave Joey Kaiba's room? He must be crazy! Realizing he was muttering under his breathe, he stopped, and looked at Kaiba defiantly.
"Yeah well, you never showed. They gave me the room."
"I don't care. This is my room. I don't know why the buffoon at reception even sent me here knowing someone was already here." Kaiba's eyes narrowed as he thought, and then looked up a Joey. Seeing the look in his eyes, Joey backed away, and was about to run into the bathroom so he could lock himself in, but was too late. He'd only managed a few steps before Kaiba had grabbed him by the back of his collar, and was determinedly dragging him towards the door.
"Hey!... Hey!" Joey tried to tear himself from Kaiba's grip, and simply proceeded to choke himself more.
"What are you doing?! You can't kick me out!" Kaiba tugged harder.
"Hey!! You're choking me!" Joey coughed for emphasis. Kaiba stopped, and turned to look at him.
"Fine." He said. Joey turned to look at Kaiba, rubbing his throat meaningfully. Kaiba rolled his eyes slightly, and reached out again. Joey tried to duck away, but wasn't fast enough, and found himself once again being dragged, this time by his… ear?!
"Hey! That's my ear!" he shrieked as pain shot through it.
Kaiba had dragged Joey back over to the door, and was now attempting to open it with one hand, while holding a squirming Joey by the ear. When he was stopped from opening the door by Joey's wriggling, he tugged on his ear. Hard.
"Owww! That's attached you know!" This was the first time Joey had ever been pulled by the ear, and he wasn't particularly enjoying it. He was actually quite fond of that ear, but Kaiba seemed determined to rip it off.
Just then, Kaiba managed to open the door. Suddenly, they were both covered with snow as the pile which had been leaning against the door came tumbling into the room, and onto them. Joey's legs from the knees down were instantly freezing, but his ear, miraculously had stopped hurting. Looking at Kaiba, he realized the teenager was no longer holding his ear. Kaiba wasn't even paying any notice to Joey. Instead, he was trying to push the door closed, as more snow flew into the room, and piled up at the door.
Relieved at having his ear freed, he was about to make a run for that bathroom when he noticed how quickly the pile of snow was growing. Joey sighed, and decided to give up on locking himself away. Instead he thought he'd better help Kaiba close the door before the both ended up as popsicles. Pushing his shoulder against the door along with Kaiba, he heaved with all his might. Instead of the door moving forward, he skidded backwards on the snow and went sprawling in it.
"Ahh! It's coooollllddd!" He cried.
Kaiba, still pushing the door, though not getting anywhere, glanced down it him.
"Frozen water tends to be cold, mutt. Now stop lazing around and help me."
Joey growled, but stood and brushed himself off, once again leaning his shoulder against the door and pushing. This time though, he made sure his feet were secure. Joey and Kaiba with their combined strength... well, mostly Joey's strength of course, soon had the door closed, and Joey stood shivering, back against the door while Kaiba stood nearby and stared at him.
"Well, wh-what n-n-now?" Joey chattered.
"I guess we're both stuck here." Kaiba frowned, as though not too pleased at the thought.
"Yeah well I aint happy 'bout it either, Kaiba!" Kaiba simply glared at him and started pacing.
Joey, frustrated with Kaiba after being in a room with him for only a few minutes, decided to go get out of his now wet clothes, and into some dry ones. Stalking past Kaiba, he grabbed some clothes from the floor and headed to the bathroom, locking the door behind him.

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Kaiba paced in the small hotel room. From one wall, to the other, occasionally glancing to the puddle which was growing as the snow melted, or the bathroom door Joey had disappeared into. For the first time in years… Kaiba had no clue what to do. Because of this blizzard, he was now stuck in a hotel room, along, with Joey 'The Mutt' Wheeler, for God knows how long. And contrary to popular belief… Kaiba didn't hate the puppy. Kaiba wasn't actually the cold hearted bastard people thought he was, atleast… not since a duel with Yugi Motou, the little runt. After one of their duels the spirit of the Millenium Puzzle had sent Seto's darker half to the Shadow Realm, leaving a vulnerable Seto Kaiba behind. After that, he'd done the only thing he knew how… pretend. He'd pretended to still be the same cold-hearted bastard as before, and now he couldn't remember what it was like not to pretend. The mask he'd put on had become almost impossible to take off, except around Mokuba. He paced some more, this time glancing at the bathroom door. Unfortunately… wearing his mask didn't stop him from having feelings. Kaiba stopped and stared as the bathroom door opened. Out came Joey, not longer dressed in his wet clothes. Instead he was wearing… blue pajamas with clouds and puppy dogs on them?
Kaiba blinked and shook his head.
I must be imagining things.
He looked again… nope, they were still there.
"Uh… Joey?" Joey, who had stalked over to the bed, looked up at him.
"What?"
"What are you wearing?"
Joey looked down.
"Pjs… aint you ever seem them before?"
Kaiba looked him over slowly, allowing disdain to show on his face. "I can't say I've seen that particular print before."
Joey looked down again and blushed.
"Shuddup… Serenity gave 'em to me, ok?"
Kaiba just smirked, then yawned as all his exhaustion from the previous days hit him. He eyed the bed, and watched as Joey climbed into it. Kaiba began tapping his foot, and Joey looked up at him again.
"Whhhaaatttt?" he whined.
"Mutt, what do you think you're doing?"
Joey blinked, obviously thinking it a stupid question.
"Uh... goen to bed?"
Kaiba narrowed his eyes. "Dog's sleep on the floor."
"Pff… As if Kaiba, I was 'ere first, this is MY bed."
Kaiba continued to tap his foot, staring impatiently at the blonde.
"I am NOT sleeping on tha floor Kaiba!" Joey cried, clutching the doona to his chest.
Kaiba groaned, knowing there were two things you couldn't argue with Joey about and win... Food, and sleeping.
"Fine, it's a double bed. I'll allow you to share it."
"You'll allow me to share it?!" Joey started indignantly, "Now see here Kaiba…"
Before Joey could start a spiel on how Kaiba wasn't above him, Kaiba smirked to himself Atleast not yet…, he interrupted saying forcefully,
"Yes I'll allow you to share my bed. Now I'm going to get changed." putting emphasis on the my.
Turning his back on Joey to end all discussion, Kaiba stepped over to where he'd dropped his suitcase. Turning it right side up, and unzipping it, he flipped it open. Sitting on the top, where he'd made sure they were, was a black turtleneck, and a pair of black pants he'd recently been wearing to bed, as they were considerably warmer than his usual silk pajamas. Taking his toiletries bag with him, he entered the bathroom. As quickly as possible, he got changed, and brushed his teeth and hair, before exiting the bathroom. He tossed the clothes he had been wearing atop his suitcase, too tired to bother folding them, and hung his trench-coat over a chair. Noticing Joey was already asleep, and dreaming of food judging from the murmurs relating to chocolate and chips, he quietly walked to the light switch and flicked it, before sliding into bed alongside Joey.

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Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pretty short, yes, but oh well. I'm on holidays now, so it'll give me time to think up some truly perverted things. Note: Ok.... you might think Kaiba would wear something sexier to bed hey? But still... I couldn't think of anything, and it IS cold!
Misura: So whaddaya think now? =P I'm thinkin of adding a twist with the old dood... Not sure what yet.
Please review, Chocolate and huggs to neone who reviews!!! And if you're lucky, and nice, maybe some kisses! :) (-Lil's evil half starts muttering about nobody reviewing if they might get kisses-) (when exactly I got an evil half I do not know...)
Also, if anyone has ideas for conflict or nethin between Joey and Kaiba, ideas are welcome!
I'll update soonies :)
Love yous!!!
Lil'