Bakura was locked in solitary confinement for two days, on the third he had to go to trial for sending the other kid to the Shadow Realm. Bakura was dressed in his best of garnets, a black tank top and black leather pants.

"I'm suing!" Shouted Yami, who was a member of the "randomly" picked jury.

Bakura had also ditched the Sennen Ring for an unnecessarily large gold bling-bling (heh, that rhymed.)

Anzu, who was another "random" jury member thought, "Wow, Bakura is so cool."

Bakura was called to the stand.

"Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth," It was quite clear by the movement of his mouth that the guard did not finish though that is where the dub ended.

Skipping a scene we see Bakura reply, "I guess."

Yet again we skip scene and now we hear the judge speaking, "What do you have to say for sending someone to the Shadow Realm two days ago at 1:15 pm.

Bakura dub voice slowly changed from the British one to that of a failed country-western singer while also slowly turning into song, "Well all I can say, or rather sing is this:

It's cool to duel!

I summon the Dark Magician!

Dark Magic Attack to destroy all of my OPPOSITION!

It's cool to duel!

I've drawn the Harpy Lady Sisters!

I've been shuffling my deck so much I'm getting blisters!

I summon the black dragon with eyes or red!

READ MY FANFIC ABOUT VANDREAD!!!!!.

It's cool to duel.

It's cool to duel.

(I felt stupid just typing that.)

All of a sudden 4Kids stupid announcer voice announces," It's Cool to Duel available on More Crappy Music to Duel By."

While in song Bakura kept pointing his pointing finger at Yami, the judge, the prosecutor, and all lawyers present (including his own). Near end of the melody from the "Shadow Realm" Bakura left the building simply by opening the door and then closing it.

Anzu had a giddy look on her face as she yelped," Bakura is soooooooo totally cool!"

AN: I'm going to combine the rest of this chapter with chapter 4 since obviously much is going to have to be cut out of it, and I'm a bit lazy at the moment so wait patiently for me to update (please?).