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Gandalf gasped. He felt a breath of life come into him again.

Well, not really, but he got up.

"Where am I?"

Gandalf groaned and started shivering.

Ahh! He had nothing on!

Gandalf wrapped the jacket—how'd that get there?-around his waist.

Gandalf looked around. This wasn't Isengard. This wasn't Isengard at all.

Gandalf started walking in the crop field, when he heard dogs barking.

"Get out of my field you mangy hobbits!"

"Hobbits?" Gandalf had heard of a hobbit, in the books that Saruman had. The Shire...yes he must be in The Shire.

Before Gandalf had time to recollect himself, the dogs barked louder, and sounded closer.

Gandalf screamed and started running.

Meanwhile...

The hobbits had ran into a hidden room that Frodo had found in Bag End.

Frodo closed the door behind him, and the hobbits huddled together.

"What was that?" Merry asked.

"I've never seen one of those in the Shire before." Sam said quietly.

"I wish there were mushrooms and carrots there." Pippin said sadly.

Frodo grabbed some tomatoes out of his bag, and threw them at everyone.

"Thanks, Frodo!" They said between bites.

"What do you think, Frodo? Of that man?"

Frodo shrugged. "It wasn't a hobbit. I don't think. Maybe Bilbo would know. He has all those books."

"No! Don't let the grown-ups know anything about this! It can be our secret!" Sam said.

Suddenly, the door creaked open.

"AHH!" The hobbits screamed.

"HELP ME! HELP!"

"IT'S THE DEAD GUY!"

The hobbits started screaming even more.

Frodo grabbed a hard object next to him and banged Gandalf's hand.

Sam, Merry, and Pippin found sticks and threw it at Gandaf's head.

"STOP! STOP! STOP!"

The hobbits calmed down.

"Now...somebody tell me what's going on."