--The Next Morning--
"Aunt Vannah! Aunt Vannah! Wake Up!" I rolled over and looked at Tristen, "Is there a reason you're jumping on my bed and screaming wake up?" Tristen giggled, "Yeppers!" I rolled my eyes and sat up in bed knowing that T would never let me go back to sleep. Tristen had a HUGE smile on his face, "There's someone waiting downstairs for you. They told me to wake you up. So I did!"
I sighed, "Is it someone important?" Tristen's smile got even bigger and he nodded his head emphatically. I rolled my eyes, "So… should I go down there in my pj's or should change into real clothes??" Tristen giggled, "Go down there NOW!" I shook my head and laughed at Tristen's silliness. "Whatever you say little man. Whatever you say."
When I got down stairs I saw Shawn's jacket on the back of the couch. I ran thru the living room into the family room and jumped on Shawn's back. Kevin and Shawn laughed. "SHAWNIE!" Shawn laughed, "Hey Sweet Stuff! I've missed you. It's been WAY too long." I realized that I was still on Shawn's back and I hopped off scared, "OH… Shawn. I didn't hurt you, did I??"
Shawn smiled at the concern in my voice, "No Sweets, you didn't hurt me. I'm the Heart Break Kid, I don't let some beautiful girl hopping on my back hurt me. Especially not when she's my little buddie, although you're not really too little anymore." Shawn grinned and I rolled my eyes, "Oh shut up you! You're just mad cuz I don't want me a piece of the Showstoppa." I smirked and then added, "Yep, I don't want a piece, I want the WHOLE thing."
Kevin laughed, "You know Kendra… when you get a man of your own I don't think he'll understand the relationship you two have. He'd probably want to deck Shawn and wisk you away into the sunset." I rolled my eyes, "Oh well… and besides… I have to get a man before that can happen, and well you two know how much luck I have in that department. Zippo, Nada, None. I'm starting to think I'm cursed to live by myself and never have a love like that."
Shawn sighed, "No Kendra. That's NOT true. I just have to find the right man for you and then you'll be set for life. You can have yourself some little babies and everything else you want in life." A tear ran down my cheek, "Thanks Shawn. But I'm not so sure about that." Shawn hugged me and made a silent promise to himself, *Oh Kendra, I swear I'll find a man for you. I just have to look around at the guys in the fed who like her. Yea, that's what I'll do.*
I set my head on Shawn's shoulder, "SO… What are you doing here Shawnie? There MUST be a reason you sent T up to wake me… or at least there BETTER be a reason." Shawn smiled, "Well, the WWE is in town, RAW is tomorrow, and I just wanted to know if you wanted an escort to the back to see everybody." I backed up, "Everybody's here?" Shawn smiled, "Yep. Do you still watch even though Big Sexy isn't on anymore?" I sighed, "Well… I debated it for a while. But after all the years of watching wrestling I realized I was addicted. You know… I think Vince needs to make WA: Wrestleholics Anonymous."
All three of us were laughing after that. "Actually… I LOVE to watch you wrestle. That and all those hot young men, wooo… Kendra wants her some of that!" Kevin laughed, "Oh… Kendra wants her some of that, does she?" I looked down, "Umm… I didn't mean to say that out loud. Is it too much to ask to pretend I didn't say that?" Shawn smiled, "Yes. But I do want to know WHO you were talking about." I looked around the room and pretended I didn't hear him.
"Sweet Stuff… WHO on the roster do you like?" I sighed, "A lot of 'em. I'll tell you what. You say their name and I'll let you know if I like them." Shawn laughed and got a piece of paper and pen so he could make a list. "Paper? You're NOT gonna write this down!" Shawn rolled his eyes, "That's NOT the reason why I have this. There are TONS of guys on the roster. I would probably say the same names over and over."
I rolled my eyes, "Whatever Shawnie, Whatever!" "Let's get this started then, shall we?" I nodded, "Yea. Lets get this out of the way o I can eat come cereal for breakfast. Wait. I'm gonna eat while you list this." I got up and got myself a bowl and milk, then I grabbed my cereal, Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds.
"Alright Sweets, lets start this. Triple H?" I laughed, "Used to… his hair is gay though, you can go ahead and let him know that though… or I could let him know tonight couldn't I?? Plus he's married to Steph."
Shawn laughed, "Yea you could. Randy Orton."
"Starting with Evolution I see. Yea, Randy's hot."
"Batista?"
"Hell yea. I think he's married with two daughters though." And then I laughed.
"Yep. He is. Booker T?"
"Eh… he's not a dog, but he's too old."
Shawn laughed, "Okay then… RVD?"
"He's got a nice ass. But I think he's married isn't he?"
"Yes he is, just checking your knowledge. Bubba Ray?"
"Um… no. None of the Dudley's."
"So that crosses out D-Von and Spike. How 'bout Benoit?"
"Hmmm… I dunno. He's got something going for him. I don't remember if he's off the market though."
"I'm not sure. Jericho?"
"Oh going with the Chris' now?? Hell Yea. Irving is HOT, married, but Hot."
"True, Jess is really nice. Christian?"
"Nope. Edge is hotter. Both are married though."
Mark Jindrak?"
"Um… I wanna say he's the cuter one. Not sure."
"Okay then, Garrison Cade?"
"Like I just said, I don't remember who the cuter one was."
Shawn laughed, "Okay then. Onto another team. Rob Conway?"
"No. But Rene Dupree is HOT. He's the only one of La Resistance that I'd have anything to do with."
"Alright then. No to Rob, Yes to Rene, and No to Sylvan. Hmmm… Goldberg?"
"Wooo… Bill's a hottie. Old, but he's a hottie. Next?"
"Okay then… Maven?"
"Yea. He's injured. Man Shawn you're really trying to stump me. It's NOT working!"
"Lance Storm?"
"Um… no."
Shawn laughed, "Okay. Val Venis?"
I smiled, "Shawnie. You know as well as I do… I used to chant Val Venis has no penis all the time. He is cute, but I don't really like him that way."
"Yea. I knew that one. Just had to ask. Kane?"
I smiled, "Well… if he didn't have the front part of his hair that way and if he didn't shave his eyebrows yea… Glenn's got a nice bod."
Shawn laughed, "Nice bod, more hair? Okay then. Matt Hardy?"
I sighed, "Jeff is the hot one. I wish he'd come back. Mat, yuck. Jeff, oh hell yea."
"Sweets you're weird. The Hurricane, Sha…"
"Shane Helms. Without the Hurri mask, he's damn sexy. The green hair? Kind of a turn off… but I could look past that."
"You like Shane?"
"Yep. Sugar's hot. And no… I don't like Rosey, so DON'T ask."
"Man. Take all the fun outta this. Test?"
"He's hot. His character's a prick right now, BUT he is hot."
"Steiner?"
"No… I don't like my men looking like they may take steroids."
"Steve Austin?"
"If he was younger oh HELL YEAH! But no… he's older then you Shawnie… that's the cut off." And I laughed, cuz the cut off is WAY below that. My personal cut off is around 30.
"The Rock?"
"Well, he's a great athlete. But no. Dwayne just doesn't do IT for me. And that goatee, it looks kinda stupid on him."
"Okay… I think that's all of them. Or at least all the important ones."
I smiled, "So… I don't get to like any guys off Smack Down? What about John Cena and Brock Lesnar? They're fucking gorgeous. Lesnar's married and has a daughter Mya… but he's still hot."
**Author's Note** Sorry it took so long. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed this story so far. The only reason I even continued this is because there were a few people who were interested in it. I'll try to update this story more… I'm really sorry guys! Please Review this chapter… OH… and of all the guys I mentioned in this story who Kendra likes, who should she end up with?? Thanks again everyone--
--Jess
"Aunt Vannah! Aunt Vannah! Wake Up!" I rolled over and looked at Tristen, "Is there a reason you're jumping on my bed and screaming wake up?" Tristen giggled, "Yeppers!" I rolled my eyes and sat up in bed knowing that T would never let me go back to sleep. Tristen had a HUGE smile on his face, "There's someone waiting downstairs for you. They told me to wake you up. So I did!"
I sighed, "Is it someone important?" Tristen's smile got even bigger and he nodded his head emphatically. I rolled my eyes, "So… should I go down there in my pj's or should change into real clothes??" Tristen giggled, "Go down there NOW!" I shook my head and laughed at Tristen's silliness. "Whatever you say little man. Whatever you say."
When I got down stairs I saw Shawn's jacket on the back of the couch. I ran thru the living room into the family room and jumped on Shawn's back. Kevin and Shawn laughed. "SHAWNIE!" Shawn laughed, "Hey Sweet Stuff! I've missed you. It's been WAY too long." I realized that I was still on Shawn's back and I hopped off scared, "OH… Shawn. I didn't hurt you, did I??"
Shawn smiled at the concern in my voice, "No Sweets, you didn't hurt me. I'm the Heart Break Kid, I don't let some beautiful girl hopping on my back hurt me. Especially not when she's my little buddie, although you're not really too little anymore." Shawn grinned and I rolled my eyes, "Oh shut up you! You're just mad cuz I don't want me a piece of the Showstoppa." I smirked and then added, "Yep, I don't want a piece, I want the WHOLE thing."
Kevin laughed, "You know Kendra… when you get a man of your own I don't think he'll understand the relationship you two have. He'd probably want to deck Shawn and wisk you away into the sunset." I rolled my eyes, "Oh well… and besides… I have to get a man before that can happen, and well you two know how much luck I have in that department. Zippo, Nada, None. I'm starting to think I'm cursed to live by myself and never have a love like that."
Shawn sighed, "No Kendra. That's NOT true. I just have to find the right man for you and then you'll be set for life. You can have yourself some little babies and everything else you want in life." A tear ran down my cheek, "Thanks Shawn. But I'm not so sure about that." Shawn hugged me and made a silent promise to himself, *Oh Kendra, I swear I'll find a man for you. I just have to look around at the guys in the fed who like her. Yea, that's what I'll do.*
I set my head on Shawn's shoulder, "SO… What are you doing here Shawnie? There MUST be a reason you sent T up to wake me… or at least there BETTER be a reason." Shawn smiled, "Well, the WWE is in town, RAW is tomorrow, and I just wanted to know if you wanted an escort to the back to see everybody." I backed up, "Everybody's here?" Shawn smiled, "Yep. Do you still watch even though Big Sexy isn't on anymore?" I sighed, "Well… I debated it for a while. But after all the years of watching wrestling I realized I was addicted. You know… I think Vince needs to make WA: Wrestleholics Anonymous."
All three of us were laughing after that. "Actually… I LOVE to watch you wrestle. That and all those hot young men, wooo… Kendra wants her some of that!" Kevin laughed, "Oh… Kendra wants her some of that, does she?" I looked down, "Umm… I didn't mean to say that out loud. Is it too much to ask to pretend I didn't say that?" Shawn smiled, "Yes. But I do want to know WHO you were talking about." I looked around the room and pretended I didn't hear him.
"Sweet Stuff… WHO on the roster do you like?" I sighed, "A lot of 'em. I'll tell you what. You say their name and I'll let you know if I like them." Shawn laughed and got a piece of paper and pen so he could make a list. "Paper? You're NOT gonna write this down!" Shawn rolled his eyes, "That's NOT the reason why I have this. There are TONS of guys on the roster. I would probably say the same names over and over."
I rolled my eyes, "Whatever Shawnie, Whatever!" "Let's get this started then, shall we?" I nodded, "Yea. Lets get this out of the way o I can eat come cereal for breakfast. Wait. I'm gonna eat while you list this." I got up and got myself a bowl and milk, then I grabbed my cereal, Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds.
"Alright Sweets, lets start this. Triple H?" I laughed, "Used to… his hair is gay though, you can go ahead and let him know that though… or I could let him know tonight couldn't I?? Plus he's married to Steph."
Shawn laughed, "Yea you could. Randy Orton."
"Starting with Evolution I see. Yea, Randy's hot."
"Batista?"
"Hell yea. I think he's married with two daughters though." And then I laughed.
"Yep. He is. Booker T?"
"Eh… he's not a dog, but he's too old."
Shawn laughed, "Okay then… RVD?"
"He's got a nice ass. But I think he's married isn't he?"
"Yes he is, just checking your knowledge. Bubba Ray?"
"Um… no. None of the Dudley's."
"So that crosses out D-Von and Spike. How 'bout Benoit?"
"Hmmm… I dunno. He's got something going for him. I don't remember if he's off the market though."
"I'm not sure. Jericho?"
"Oh going with the Chris' now?? Hell Yea. Irving is HOT, married, but Hot."
"True, Jess is really nice. Christian?"
"Nope. Edge is hotter. Both are married though."
Mark Jindrak?"
"Um… I wanna say he's the cuter one. Not sure."
"Okay then, Garrison Cade?"
"Like I just said, I don't remember who the cuter one was."
Shawn laughed, "Okay then. Onto another team. Rob Conway?"
"No. But Rene Dupree is HOT. He's the only one of La Resistance that I'd have anything to do with."
"Alright then. No to Rob, Yes to Rene, and No to Sylvan. Hmmm… Goldberg?"
"Wooo… Bill's a hottie. Old, but he's a hottie. Next?"
"Okay then… Maven?"
"Yea. He's injured. Man Shawn you're really trying to stump me. It's NOT working!"
"Lance Storm?"
"Um… no."
Shawn laughed, "Okay. Val Venis?"
I smiled, "Shawnie. You know as well as I do… I used to chant Val Venis has no penis all the time. He is cute, but I don't really like him that way."
"Yea. I knew that one. Just had to ask. Kane?"
I smiled, "Well… if he didn't have the front part of his hair that way and if he didn't shave his eyebrows yea… Glenn's got a nice bod."
Shawn laughed, "Nice bod, more hair? Okay then. Matt Hardy?"
I sighed, "Jeff is the hot one. I wish he'd come back. Mat, yuck. Jeff, oh hell yea."
"Sweets you're weird. The Hurricane, Sha…"
"Shane Helms. Without the Hurri mask, he's damn sexy. The green hair? Kind of a turn off… but I could look past that."
"You like Shane?"
"Yep. Sugar's hot. And no… I don't like Rosey, so DON'T ask."
"Man. Take all the fun outta this. Test?"
"He's hot. His character's a prick right now, BUT he is hot."
"Steiner?"
"No… I don't like my men looking like they may take steroids."
"Steve Austin?"
"If he was younger oh HELL YEAH! But no… he's older then you Shawnie… that's the cut off." And I laughed, cuz the cut off is WAY below that. My personal cut off is around 30.
"The Rock?"
"Well, he's a great athlete. But no. Dwayne just doesn't do IT for me. And that goatee, it looks kinda stupid on him."
"Okay… I think that's all of them. Or at least all the important ones."
I smiled, "So… I don't get to like any guys off Smack Down? What about John Cena and Brock Lesnar? They're fucking gorgeous. Lesnar's married and has a daughter Mya… but he's still hot."
**Author's Note** Sorry it took so long. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed this story so far. The only reason I even continued this is because there were a few people who were interested in it. I'll try to update this story more… I'm really sorry guys! Please Review this chapter… OH… and of all the guys I mentioned in this story who Kendra likes, who should she end up with?? Thanks again everyone--
--Jess
