--Before we left for RAW--
I was looking thru my clothes TRYING to decide what to wear. I had finally narrowed it down to three outfits, but I needed help. "KEV! Come Here! Please!" Kevin laughed from the doorway, "I knew you'd need my help. What Princess Kendra?" I smiled, "Yep. Got some wardrobe problems. Should I dress like normal, in sweats, or dress sexy?" "I dunno. What do they look like?" I moved out of the way and pointed to the bed.
Kevin laughed, "Personally I like the sweats. But if you wanna fool the guys that wouldn't work. Just for the reaction I think you should dress sexy. I like the short skirt and the halter top. Very Divaesque." I rolled my eyes, "Oh yea. I wanna look like a Diva. Move over Trish, here comes Kendra. Yea right." Kevin laughed, "Well, you never know." I rolled my eyes, again. "Kevin Scott. I do NOT want to be a Diva. I'm not like that and you know it. But it will be fun to dress up. Haven't done that in a while." With that I kicked Kevin out and changed. Then I did my makeup and curled my hair.
When Shawn got there he whistled, "Owe Owe… those boys will never recognize you. And since WHEN do you dress like this Sweets?" I grabbed my purse and smiled, "I don't usually. But Kev made a good point earlier. If I wanna surprise my boys I'll have to dress differently." Then I got an evil grin on my face, "PLUS… I hope to knock the younger guys off their feet." Shawn chuckled, "You'll do just that. To the car M'Lady?" I put my arm thru Shawn's and we were off to RAW.
When we got to the arena I looked around awe struck, "Man Shawnie… I forgot how it felt to be backstage." Shawn smiled, "I know what ya mean Sweets. So… do you want me to give you the grand tour and meet everyone that way, OR do you want to go off on your own and meet everyone that way?" I thought about it for a minute, "I think I'll go off on my own. I need to go find Paulie. I miss the Big Lug! Plus, I gotta inform him of his bad hair cut!"
And with that I was off on my own. I found Evolution's locker room without much trouble and I knocked. Dave Batista answered the door and flexed his muscles at me. I grinned, "Nice… but not what I was looking for." "What do you want?!" I looked at Batista like 'You gotta be shittin' me' "Well. I wanted to speak to your fearless leader. Am I allowed in?" Batista looked me up and down, I smiled and gave the 'live long and prosper' sign with my hand, "I come in peace." Batista shook his head and I could tell he wanted to laugh but was holding it in. He moved out of the doorway and I walked into the locker room.
I saw Paul (Triple H) talking to Randy Orton so I walked over to the to of them. After a minute or two Paul noticed me and he just stared at me. I smiled sweetly at him and he looked me up and down. I put my hands on my hips, "You don't recognize me?!?" Paul laughed, "I'm supposed to remember you?" "Yea. How can you forget me??" Ric, who had been sitting on the couch reading a magazine, said, "Why would H recognize you? You probably weren't that good."
My eyes about fell out of my head and my mouth fell down in shock. I turned my head and stared at Ric Flair in shock. I was about to give him a piece of my mind, but thought better of it. He'd feel bad for saying that after he knew who I was.
I grabbed Paul's bicep, "Can I jog your memory?" Paul laughed, "Go for it." I smiled and got down on my knees careful not to flash the other guys. Randy laughed, "Getting in THAT position won't jog nothing' baby." I rolled my eyes and latched onto Paul's leg, "Paulie… PLEASE Play with me! PLEASE PAULIE! Shawnie and Kevie won't."
Paul about died, "KENDRA!?!" I smiled and got up, "I can't believe you didn't recognize me!" Paul engulfed me in a huge hug. "How could I POSSIBLY recognize you?! You wearing THAT?! Put some clothes on! Here…" And Paul started to take off his shirt. I laughed, "You're so silly Paulie." Then I looked over at the rest of Evolution, "Paul Michael! Introduce me!"
The guys looked at each other shocked and Randy mouthed 'Paul Michael?' Paul smiled, "Kendra, this is Evolution." And he stopped there. I rolled my eyes, "Stupid Ass. I KNOW they're Evolution. GOD, you're worthless!" Then I turned to the other guys.
"Hi! I'm Kendra Nash. I know ho you guys are, so you don't need to introduce yourselves." Ric looked puzzled, "Kendra Nash? Kevin's little sister?" I smiled and nodded, "Yep. I haven't see you in forever Ric. How have you been?" Ric smiled, "WOO! Still going strong. How are you?" I laughed at his response, "I'm just great. And I KNOW you want to strut, so go for it." Ric nodded and did his 'strut' across the room.
I turned to Paul, "I have a bone to pick with you!" Paul looked like a deer caught in head lights, "Ugh Oh… what did I do now?" I ran my hand thru his hair, "Why Paulie? WHY?!" Paul laughed, "Not a big fan of the hair huh?" I sighed, "No. I mean… it's just SO ugly! It was so much better before you let the hair people get their hands on it." Randy laughed, "The hair people?" I rolled my eyes, "Don't make fun Orton. You don't want me to get started on you!"
Paul smiled, "No… Little Nash here, she tears you apart." I smiled up at Paul and nodded. Randy laughed, "I'm not afraid of what some little girl thinks of me." I turned on my heel and faced Randy, "Little Girl!?!?" Paul hit his head, "No Boy. NO!" Randy just looked at me and didn't back down.
I smirked evilly, "Paulie… how old is Randy?" Paul sighed, "23." I nodded, "That's what I thought. Well you Little Shit. Next time you want to call someone Little Girl you might want to make sure she's ACTUALLY younger then you. When's your birthday?" "April 1st." I smirked, "April Fool's Day?! That would suck! But that makes me almost a year older then you."
Ric looked shocked, "You're 24??" I smiled, "Sure Am. April 20th." Ric shook his head in disbelief, "Wow. Time sure flies." Batista smiled, "Your birthday's 420?" I rolled my eyes, "I figured someone would bring that up." Randy laughed, "And you said my birthday sucked? Your birthday is National Smoke Pot Day!"
I sighed, "Yes. I am aware of that Orton. I have lived with it now for 24 years." I turned to Paul, "How can you work with him?!" Paul shrugged, "He's not usually like this. I think you have this effect on him." I scoffed, "HA! I have that effect on NO ONE! GOD! What is with you and Shawnie?! You both think I have some sort of sex appeal on guys."
Batista looked at me oddly, "You don't think you have sex appeal?" I sighed annoyed, "No. I don't. I mean… if I had sex appeal wouldn't I have a boyfriend?! HELL! I'll even go one up on that… I'm a fuckin' virgin. I'm 24 and a virgin, how pathetic!?!"
The guys were silent. When I realized what I said I hit myself on the head. I sat on the ground and covered my face shaking my head. No one was saying anything. I was mumbling to myself, "No, No, No, No, No! Paulie??"
Paul knelt down next to me, "Yes?" "Please, Please tell me I did NOT just say that in front of two extremely hot men." I opened my eyes and looked up at Paul and you could see the tears well up in my eyes. Paul grabbed me and gave me a big hug, "I wish I could hun, I wish I could." A tear slid down my cheek and I let out a shaky sigh. Ric was looking at us, "We can pretend you didn't say anything, Right Boys?!?" They both nodded, "Yea. You didn't say anything."
I just shook my head, "I don't know why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I guess I'm just weird." Randy came over, "You're not weird Kendra. You might have mood swings, but you're not weird." I just looked at Randy, "Well Orton… if I'm not weird, then how come I have a 5 year old Hanson song in my head?" Randy just looked kind of stunned, "Well… I assume you liked Hanson, but I really don't know."
Paul laughed, "Liked Hanson… nope. Little Nash Loved Hanson!" I punched Paul in the arm, "YOU BITCH! They did NOT need to know that!" Batista laughed, "You just got called a Bitch! Man I think you're the only one who would get away with calling Paul a Bitch." I smiled, "Yep. I'm special. Paulie loves me too much to get too mad at me." Paul raised his eyebrows, "Oh, Paulie does, does he?" I batted my eyelashes, "Yes. My Paulie loves me. Not in the way he loves Stephanie. But in the way he would love a little sister who pesters him."
Paul nodded, "Ya got me. I love you like the little sister I never had." I stuck my tongue out at Evolution, "See… TOLD YA!" They all laughed and I said, "Well, it was nice talking to you guys, when I wasn't embarrassing myself that is. But Kendra wants to meet some more WWE Hotties!" Ric, Randy and Dave looked at me funny and Paul said, "Kendra talks in 3rd person some times. She got that from Dwayne (The Rock)."
As I was leaving the room I heard Randy ask, "WWE hotties? What we're not hot enough for her?" I turned around in the doorway, "No… you're plenty hot. But I need to go embarrass myself in front of the rest of 'em. Then I'll come back to you." After I left the room Paul looked at Randy, "Kid… You hurt her and not only will I kill you, so will half the roster. Everyone thinks of Kendra as their own sister." Randy nodded, "I get it. She's off limits." Paul nodded, "Mmmhmm… It's better you think of it that way." Randy smiled, "Whatever you say… Paulie!" Paul growled, "If ANY of you start calling me that I'll kill you! Kendra is the ONLY one allowed to call me Paulie… ever!"
**Author's Note** What do you guys think?? Good, bad? What!? lol. Well, Mania was great. I thought it was SO cute how at the very beginning they showed Vince, Shane and Shane's baby boy. SOOOO CUTE! But yea. Hope ya'll liked this chapter. Let me know what you guys think. I dunno what to do next… who should Kendra meet?? lol. I take that back I have some ideas, but I want to know who you guys WANT her to meet. Maybe it'll happen. I do usually take people's ideas and make them happen. Anyways… Thanks for all the review's for the other chapters. PLEASE REVIEW! Au Revior--
--Jess
I was looking thru my clothes TRYING to decide what to wear. I had finally narrowed it down to three outfits, but I needed help. "KEV! Come Here! Please!" Kevin laughed from the doorway, "I knew you'd need my help. What Princess Kendra?" I smiled, "Yep. Got some wardrobe problems. Should I dress like normal, in sweats, or dress sexy?" "I dunno. What do they look like?" I moved out of the way and pointed to the bed.
Kevin laughed, "Personally I like the sweats. But if you wanna fool the guys that wouldn't work. Just for the reaction I think you should dress sexy. I like the short skirt and the halter top. Very Divaesque." I rolled my eyes, "Oh yea. I wanna look like a Diva. Move over Trish, here comes Kendra. Yea right." Kevin laughed, "Well, you never know." I rolled my eyes, again. "Kevin Scott. I do NOT want to be a Diva. I'm not like that and you know it. But it will be fun to dress up. Haven't done that in a while." With that I kicked Kevin out and changed. Then I did my makeup and curled my hair.
When Shawn got there he whistled, "Owe Owe… those boys will never recognize you. And since WHEN do you dress like this Sweets?" I grabbed my purse and smiled, "I don't usually. But Kev made a good point earlier. If I wanna surprise my boys I'll have to dress differently." Then I got an evil grin on my face, "PLUS… I hope to knock the younger guys off their feet." Shawn chuckled, "You'll do just that. To the car M'Lady?" I put my arm thru Shawn's and we were off to RAW.
When we got to the arena I looked around awe struck, "Man Shawnie… I forgot how it felt to be backstage." Shawn smiled, "I know what ya mean Sweets. So… do you want me to give you the grand tour and meet everyone that way, OR do you want to go off on your own and meet everyone that way?" I thought about it for a minute, "I think I'll go off on my own. I need to go find Paulie. I miss the Big Lug! Plus, I gotta inform him of his bad hair cut!"
And with that I was off on my own. I found Evolution's locker room without much trouble and I knocked. Dave Batista answered the door and flexed his muscles at me. I grinned, "Nice… but not what I was looking for." "What do you want?!" I looked at Batista like 'You gotta be shittin' me' "Well. I wanted to speak to your fearless leader. Am I allowed in?" Batista looked me up and down, I smiled and gave the 'live long and prosper' sign with my hand, "I come in peace." Batista shook his head and I could tell he wanted to laugh but was holding it in. He moved out of the doorway and I walked into the locker room.
I saw Paul (Triple H) talking to Randy Orton so I walked over to the to of them. After a minute or two Paul noticed me and he just stared at me. I smiled sweetly at him and he looked me up and down. I put my hands on my hips, "You don't recognize me?!?" Paul laughed, "I'm supposed to remember you?" "Yea. How can you forget me??" Ric, who had been sitting on the couch reading a magazine, said, "Why would H recognize you? You probably weren't that good."
My eyes about fell out of my head and my mouth fell down in shock. I turned my head and stared at Ric Flair in shock. I was about to give him a piece of my mind, but thought better of it. He'd feel bad for saying that after he knew who I was.
I grabbed Paul's bicep, "Can I jog your memory?" Paul laughed, "Go for it." I smiled and got down on my knees careful not to flash the other guys. Randy laughed, "Getting in THAT position won't jog nothing' baby." I rolled my eyes and latched onto Paul's leg, "Paulie… PLEASE Play with me! PLEASE PAULIE! Shawnie and Kevie won't."
Paul about died, "KENDRA!?!" I smiled and got up, "I can't believe you didn't recognize me!" Paul engulfed me in a huge hug. "How could I POSSIBLY recognize you?! You wearing THAT?! Put some clothes on! Here…" And Paul started to take off his shirt. I laughed, "You're so silly Paulie." Then I looked over at the rest of Evolution, "Paul Michael! Introduce me!"
The guys looked at each other shocked and Randy mouthed 'Paul Michael?' Paul smiled, "Kendra, this is Evolution." And he stopped there. I rolled my eyes, "Stupid Ass. I KNOW they're Evolution. GOD, you're worthless!" Then I turned to the other guys.
"Hi! I'm Kendra Nash. I know ho you guys are, so you don't need to introduce yourselves." Ric looked puzzled, "Kendra Nash? Kevin's little sister?" I smiled and nodded, "Yep. I haven't see you in forever Ric. How have you been?" Ric smiled, "WOO! Still going strong. How are you?" I laughed at his response, "I'm just great. And I KNOW you want to strut, so go for it." Ric nodded and did his 'strut' across the room.
I turned to Paul, "I have a bone to pick with you!" Paul looked like a deer caught in head lights, "Ugh Oh… what did I do now?" I ran my hand thru his hair, "Why Paulie? WHY?!" Paul laughed, "Not a big fan of the hair huh?" I sighed, "No. I mean… it's just SO ugly! It was so much better before you let the hair people get their hands on it." Randy laughed, "The hair people?" I rolled my eyes, "Don't make fun Orton. You don't want me to get started on you!"
Paul smiled, "No… Little Nash here, she tears you apart." I smiled up at Paul and nodded. Randy laughed, "I'm not afraid of what some little girl thinks of me." I turned on my heel and faced Randy, "Little Girl!?!?" Paul hit his head, "No Boy. NO!" Randy just looked at me and didn't back down.
I smirked evilly, "Paulie… how old is Randy?" Paul sighed, "23." I nodded, "That's what I thought. Well you Little Shit. Next time you want to call someone Little Girl you might want to make sure she's ACTUALLY younger then you. When's your birthday?" "April 1st." I smirked, "April Fool's Day?! That would suck! But that makes me almost a year older then you."
Ric looked shocked, "You're 24??" I smiled, "Sure Am. April 20th." Ric shook his head in disbelief, "Wow. Time sure flies." Batista smiled, "Your birthday's 420?" I rolled my eyes, "I figured someone would bring that up." Randy laughed, "And you said my birthday sucked? Your birthday is National Smoke Pot Day!"
I sighed, "Yes. I am aware of that Orton. I have lived with it now for 24 years." I turned to Paul, "How can you work with him?!" Paul shrugged, "He's not usually like this. I think you have this effect on him." I scoffed, "HA! I have that effect on NO ONE! GOD! What is with you and Shawnie?! You both think I have some sort of sex appeal on guys."
Batista looked at me oddly, "You don't think you have sex appeal?" I sighed annoyed, "No. I don't. I mean… if I had sex appeal wouldn't I have a boyfriend?! HELL! I'll even go one up on that… I'm a fuckin' virgin. I'm 24 and a virgin, how pathetic!?!"
The guys were silent. When I realized what I said I hit myself on the head. I sat on the ground and covered my face shaking my head. No one was saying anything. I was mumbling to myself, "No, No, No, No, No! Paulie??"
Paul knelt down next to me, "Yes?" "Please, Please tell me I did NOT just say that in front of two extremely hot men." I opened my eyes and looked up at Paul and you could see the tears well up in my eyes. Paul grabbed me and gave me a big hug, "I wish I could hun, I wish I could." A tear slid down my cheek and I let out a shaky sigh. Ric was looking at us, "We can pretend you didn't say anything, Right Boys?!?" They both nodded, "Yea. You didn't say anything."
I just shook my head, "I don't know why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I guess I'm just weird." Randy came over, "You're not weird Kendra. You might have mood swings, but you're not weird." I just looked at Randy, "Well Orton… if I'm not weird, then how come I have a 5 year old Hanson song in my head?" Randy just looked kind of stunned, "Well… I assume you liked Hanson, but I really don't know."
Paul laughed, "Liked Hanson… nope. Little Nash Loved Hanson!" I punched Paul in the arm, "YOU BITCH! They did NOT need to know that!" Batista laughed, "You just got called a Bitch! Man I think you're the only one who would get away with calling Paul a Bitch." I smiled, "Yep. I'm special. Paulie loves me too much to get too mad at me." Paul raised his eyebrows, "Oh, Paulie does, does he?" I batted my eyelashes, "Yes. My Paulie loves me. Not in the way he loves Stephanie. But in the way he would love a little sister who pesters him."
Paul nodded, "Ya got me. I love you like the little sister I never had." I stuck my tongue out at Evolution, "See… TOLD YA!" They all laughed and I said, "Well, it was nice talking to you guys, when I wasn't embarrassing myself that is. But Kendra wants to meet some more WWE Hotties!" Ric, Randy and Dave looked at me funny and Paul said, "Kendra talks in 3rd person some times. She got that from Dwayne (The Rock)."
As I was leaving the room I heard Randy ask, "WWE hotties? What we're not hot enough for her?" I turned around in the doorway, "No… you're plenty hot. But I need to go embarrass myself in front of the rest of 'em. Then I'll come back to you." After I left the room Paul looked at Randy, "Kid… You hurt her and not only will I kill you, so will half the roster. Everyone thinks of Kendra as their own sister." Randy nodded, "I get it. She's off limits." Paul nodded, "Mmmhmm… It's better you think of it that way." Randy smiled, "Whatever you say… Paulie!" Paul growled, "If ANY of you start calling me that I'll kill you! Kendra is the ONLY one allowed to call me Paulie… ever!"
**Author's Note** What do you guys think?? Good, bad? What!? lol. Well, Mania was great. I thought it was SO cute how at the very beginning they showed Vince, Shane and Shane's baby boy. SOOOO CUTE! But yea. Hope ya'll liked this chapter. Let me know what you guys think. I dunno what to do next… who should Kendra meet?? lol. I take that back I have some ideas, but I want to know who you guys WANT her to meet. Maybe it'll happen. I do usually take people's ideas and make them happen. Anyways… Thanks for all the review's for the other chapters. PLEASE REVIEW! Au Revior--
--Jess