Squeeshy and all shifty like
He crawls beneath the door
Quite as a hungry pike
He swiftly crosses the floor
Maybe you shouldn't have had that drink
Wait where did that guy go
OI! He went into the sink
Well fine, be that way and go
One moment your reaching for your glass
You chug it down, worm and all
The next he's comin out your ass
The pain causing you to fall
He comes out, yet not all the way
He leaves his boot in just for fun
With inspiration a dimming ray
He decides to flippin run
He got out of there in record time
He well and truly split
He moved so fast he missed the chime
He slipped on the linoleum and fell into a pit
So as they say in Trolloc land
"HEY YOU SHUT UP AND PASS ME THAT HAND"