I was walking around the back trying to find someone to chat with. I saw a poodle and three guys, knowing that it was La Resistance. When I walked past the guys Rene Dupree started talking in French. "Bébé, voulez-vous suivez-moi aller se coucher cette nuit?" I just raised an eyebrow, thankfully I had taken four years of French in high school so I knew what he said. Translated it's Baby, would you come with me to bed tonight? I turned my attention to the French freaks.
"So… Mr. Dupree… you want me to warm your bed tonight?" Rene just looked at me in amazement, apparently no one in the WWE knew how to speak French. I smiled sweetly, "Well?" Rene just looked stunned, then he got into character, "Yes. I KNOW you want a piece of my body. I saw the way you were looking over here." I smiled, "Oh. Rene, you have me all figured out. I feel so ashamed now… oh wait. No I don't."
The stupid French sympathizer Rob Conway spoke up, "You don't?" I rolled my eyes, "You don't recognize me you morons?" The just looked at each other trying to figure out what I meant. I sighed, "Okay. You're never going to remember me. You were in my brother's house the other day."
Sylvan spoke up, "The only person we visited was Kevin Nash." I smirked, "Okay. Now what does that tell you?" Rob looked startled, as he just figured it out, "You're Nash's little sister?" I patted Rob on the head, "Good Boy. You figured it out. But don't worry Rene. I won't tell Kev that you tried to pick me up, in French no less."
Rene was just stunned, I smirked, "Just to let you know Rene…" And I ran my ringers down his chest, "You WERE my favorite member of La Resistance. But now I've changed my mind." Rene gulped, "Who's your favorite now?" I smiled, "FeFe over there. She's so pretty." And I bent down to pet her, "It's just too bad that her owners aren't worth a damn." And with that said I walked away. Rob turned to Rene, "You're dead if Nash finds out you hit on his sister." Sylvan nodded, "Yeah, you're lucky that SHE didn't kill you, but if Kevin finds out HE will."
I continued walking around backstage, hoping that the next person I met wouldn't be THAT much of a jackass. I heard two people talking in a locker room and I recognized one of the voices as Eric Bischoff. I got a big smile on my face, I haven't seen Bisch in SO long. I turned to walk into the locker room and groaned when I noticed who Eric was talking to, his stupid assistant Johnny Spade, oh my bad… Johnny Nitro. Gag Me!
I knocked on the door frame, seeing how the door was already opened. Both gentlemen looked up at me and they both got HUGE smiles on their faces. I looked at Johnny and frowned then averted my attention to Bischoff. I squealed and ran over to him. I engulfed him in a hug, "I haven't seen you in FOREVER Bisch. How have you been?" Eric laughed, "I've been okay. How bout you? How's life?" I smiled, "I've been good. Web Page designing… tons of FUN. OH… which reminds me, if the WWE needs anything done for their lacking website… I'm your girl!" Eric laughed.
"Damn, you wanna be MY girl?" I turned to Johnny and looked at him like he'd grown two heads. "I'm sorry. You must have assumed I was talking to you. News Flash… I wasn't." "Ooo… feisty." "Yea, Ken, what happened? Who pissed you off?" I smiled, "Eh… no big deal. I took care of it." And then I smiled evilly. "No seriously. What happened earlier?"
I rolled my eyes, "Like I told you, it's not a big deal Bisch. But you're never gonna let me be… That stupid français salope! He fuckin' hit on me." The I turned to Johnny and growled. Eric laughed, "Francais salope??" I smiled sweetly, "French Bitch." "Oh. I see. What did he do?" "Rene asked me if I would go to bed with him tonight. In French. So I let him have it." And I shrugged. Eric smiled, "Nash and Michaels would be proud." I got a HUGE smile on when he said that, "I KNOW they would. Cool huh?"
Johnny didn't look impressed, "You know that little piss ant Michaels?" I looked at Eric amazed, then I laughed, "Sorry… don't know if I heard you right. What?" "You know that little piss ant Michaels?" I looked at Eric extremely surprised. Finally I just said what I was thinking, "You MUST be shitting me. Michaels a piss ant?? Are we talking about the same person here?" Johnny shrugged, "Shawn Michaels." Then very sarcastically he added, "The heart break kid."
I bit my upper lip, trying to contain my anger, and walked over to Johnny, "So we ARE talking about the same person." When Johnny didn't say anything I just smiled, "You have NO idea who I am, do you?" Johnny smiled and shook his head no. I smiled, "Then let me introduce myself. I'm Kendra Nash." As soon as I said Nash Johnny's smile disappeared. "Oh… so you recognize the name?" Johnny gulped, "Yes."
"I'm Kevin's little sister. Shawn BROUGHT me here. If there's one person you don't want to talk bad about Shawn to it's me. But because you didn't know that I'll give you a second chance… I'll just castrate you next time, capuche?" Johnny didn't say anything. "Oh what's the matter? Little Johnny doesn't have anything to say? Aww… that's just too bad." Then I turned my attention back to Eric. "Wait a sec here… Shawn's kicked your ass before. How can you call him a piss ant?" Johnny stayed silent. Eric laughed, "Damn, Ken put you in your place didn't she? How's it feel to have your ego bruised?"
I smiled, "Speaking of egos… okay… Johnny. Why did you change your last name??" Johnny didn't say anything. "I mean if you were gonna change it, you should at least change it something worth wile. I mean… NITRO? What were you thinking??" Eric rolled his eyes, "HA HA Kendra. Very Funny!" I smiled, "I thought so." Then after a few more minutes of bull shitting with Bisch I left to go find others.
I was walking down the hall trying to find someone to bug someone else when all the sudden I was lifted into the air. I screamed. Then I looked at the arms that were around my waist. "GLENN!?" He put me down and I turned around and gave him a big hug. "BUDDIE! How've you been holdin' up?" Glenn laughed, "I've been good, I guess. How's my little one been? I haven't seen you since graduation." I smiled, "I've been good. Keeping busy with graphics and stuff like that."
After about 30 seconds I said what I felt was needed, "Um… Buddie… Why no eyebrows or hair?" Glenn laughed, "It goes with the character." I rolled my eyes, "But Glenn, you look scary with no hair. Which I guess is the point… but still… I think Vinnie Mac needs to know that hair is a MUST!" Glenn laughed, "He's somewhere around here. You want to go to his 'office'? I can take ya there." I sighed, "Aww.. Kane as my escort. How wonderful. But you GOTTA take the shirt off… you're just not KANE with a shirt on." Glenn looked at me funny, "You been looking at me with a shirt off?"
I rolled my eyes, "Yes. I mean… only a lesbian WOULDN'T look at all you hot guys with their shirts off… and I sure as hell ain't no lesbian." Glenn shook his head and laughed, "No… you're not a lesbo. I know. I remember when one of Nash's girlfriends called you one cuz you didn't try to get with all the wrestlers you were around." I rolled my eyes, "Oh God! Don't remind me of that hore Candy… she was so superficial, and she was the leader of the rats. So of course she couldn't believe I didn't have sex with all the guys backstage. She'd probably do ANYONE… hell… she'd probably even do you."
Glenn's mouth opened in surprise and I tried to suppress my laughter. "She'd probably do me, eh?" I smiled angelically, "Yes. Candy did anything with a dick… and unless there's something you haven't been telling me… *grin* that includes you." Glenn shook his head, "Man Little One… I keep forgetting how young you are. If you were just a little bit older I'd show you." I stuck my bottom lip out and pouted, *sniffle* "Why couldn't mom have had me a few years earlier then? Damn the luck." Glenn chuckled, "Come on Little One, lets go find Vince."
**Author's Note** I'm so SORRY that it took me so long to write a new chapter. School's kickin' my ass. I want to thank Sharnhorst for reading my story and reviewing (By the way… her stories are the BEST… so if you haven't already READ THEM!)… I'm glad you like it so much. Which brings me to my next point… THANKS to EVERYONE who reviews this story. I don't really know what I should do with it right now… so if you have any ideas or anything you would like to see happen just say so and I might make it happen. PLEASE REVIEW!! Thanks Again Everyone--
--Jess
"So… Mr. Dupree… you want me to warm your bed tonight?" Rene just looked at me in amazement, apparently no one in the WWE knew how to speak French. I smiled sweetly, "Well?" Rene just looked stunned, then he got into character, "Yes. I KNOW you want a piece of my body. I saw the way you were looking over here." I smiled, "Oh. Rene, you have me all figured out. I feel so ashamed now… oh wait. No I don't."
The stupid French sympathizer Rob Conway spoke up, "You don't?" I rolled my eyes, "You don't recognize me you morons?" The just looked at each other trying to figure out what I meant. I sighed, "Okay. You're never going to remember me. You were in my brother's house the other day."
Sylvan spoke up, "The only person we visited was Kevin Nash." I smirked, "Okay. Now what does that tell you?" Rob looked startled, as he just figured it out, "You're Nash's little sister?" I patted Rob on the head, "Good Boy. You figured it out. But don't worry Rene. I won't tell Kev that you tried to pick me up, in French no less."
Rene was just stunned, I smirked, "Just to let you know Rene…" And I ran my ringers down his chest, "You WERE my favorite member of La Resistance. But now I've changed my mind." Rene gulped, "Who's your favorite now?" I smiled, "FeFe over there. She's so pretty." And I bent down to pet her, "It's just too bad that her owners aren't worth a damn." And with that said I walked away. Rob turned to Rene, "You're dead if Nash finds out you hit on his sister." Sylvan nodded, "Yeah, you're lucky that SHE didn't kill you, but if Kevin finds out HE will."
I continued walking around backstage, hoping that the next person I met wouldn't be THAT much of a jackass. I heard two people talking in a locker room and I recognized one of the voices as Eric Bischoff. I got a big smile on my face, I haven't seen Bisch in SO long. I turned to walk into the locker room and groaned when I noticed who Eric was talking to, his stupid assistant Johnny Spade, oh my bad… Johnny Nitro. Gag Me!
I knocked on the door frame, seeing how the door was already opened. Both gentlemen looked up at me and they both got HUGE smiles on their faces. I looked at Johnny and frowned then averted my attention to Bischoff. I squealed and ran over to him. I engulfed him in a hug, "I haven't seen you in FOREVER Bisch. How have you been?" Eric laughed, "I've been okay. How bout you? How's life?" I smiled, "I've been good. Web Page designing… tons of FUN. OH… which reminds me, if the WWE needs anything done for their lacking website… I'm your girl!" Eric laughed.
"Damn, you wanna be MY girl?" I turned to Johnny and looked at him like he'd grown two heads. "I'm sorry. You must have assumed I was talking to you. News Flash… I wasn't." "Ooo… feisty." "Yea, Ken, what happened? Who pissed you off?" I smiled, "Eh… no big deal. I took care of it." And then I smiled evilly. "No seriously. What happened earlier?"
I rolled my eyes, "Like I told you, it's not a big deal Bisch. But you're never gonna let me be… That stupid français salope! He fuckin' hit on me." The I turned to Johnny and growled. Eric laughed, "Francais salope??" I smiled sweetly, "French Bitch." "Oh. I see. What did he do?" "Rene asked me if I would go to bed with him tonight. In French. So I let him have it." And I shrugged. Eric smiled, "Nash and Michaels would be proud." I got a HUGE smile on when he said that, "I KNOW they would. Cool huh?"
Johnny didn't look impressed, "You know that little piss ant Michaels?" I looked at Eric amazed, then I laughed, "Sorry… don't know if I heard you right. What?" "You know that little piss ant Michaels?" I looked at Eric extremely surprised. Finally I just said what I was thinking, "You MUST be shitting me. Michaels a piss ant?? Are we talking about the same person here?" Johnny shrugged, "Shawn Michaels." Then very sarcastically he added, "The heart break kid."
I bit my upper lip, trying to contain my anger, and walked over to Johnny, "So we ARE talking about the same person." When Johnny didn't say anything I just smiled, "You have NO idea who I am, do you?" Johnny smiled and shook his head no. I smiled, "Then let me introduce myself. I'm Kendra Nash." As soon as I said Nash Johnny's smile disappeared. "Oh… so you recognize the name?" Johnny gulped, "Yes."
"I'm Kevin's little sister. Shawn BROUGHT me here. If there's one person you don't want to talk bad about Shawn to it's me. But because you didn't know that I'll give you a second chance… I'll just castrate you next time, capuche?" Johnny didn't say anything. "Oh what's the matter? Little Johnny doesn't have anything to say? Aww… that's just too bad." Then I turned my attention back to Eric. "Wait a sec here… Shawn's kicked your ass before. How can you call him a piss ant?" Johnny stayed silent. Eric laughed, "Damn, Ken put you in your place didn't she? How's it feel to have your ego bruised?"
I smiled, "Speaking of egos… okay… Johnny. Why did you change your last name??" Johnny didn't say anything. "I mean if you were gonna change it, you should at least change it something worth wile. I mean… NITRO? What were you thinking??" Eric rolled his eyes, "HA HA Kendra. Very Funny!" I smiled, "I thought so." Then after a few more minutes of bull shitting with Bisch I left to go find others.
I was walking down the hall trying to find someone to bug someone else when all the sudden I was lifted into the air. I screamed. Then I looked at the arms that were around my waist. "GLENN!?" He put me down and I turned around and gave him a big hug. "BUDDIE! How've you been holdin' up?" Glenn laughed, "I've been good, I guess. How's my little one been? I haven't seen you since graduation." I smiled, "I've been good. Keeping busy with graphics and stuff like that."
After about 30 seconds I said what I felt was needed, "Um… Buddie… Why no eyebrows or hair?" Glenn laughed, "It goes with the character." I rolled my eyes, "But Glenn, you look scary with no hair. Which I guess is the point… but still… I think Vinnie Mac needs to know that hair is a MUST!" Glenn laughed, "He's somewhere around here. You want to go to his 'office'? I can take ya there." I sighed, "Aww.. Kane as my escort. How wonderful. But you GOTTA take the shirt off… you're just not KANE with a shirt on." Glenn looked at me funny, "You been looking at me with a shirt off?"
I rolled my eyes, "Yes. I mean… only a lesbian WOULDN'T look at all you hot guys with their shirts off… and I sure as hell ain't no lesbian." Glenn shook his head and laughed, "No… you're not a lesbo. I know. I remember when one of Nash's girlfriends called you one cuz you didn't try to get with all the wrestlers you were around." I rolled my eyes, "Oh God! Don't remind me of that hore Candy… she was so superficial, and she was the leader of the rats. So of course she couldn't believe I didn't have sex with all the guys backstage. She'd probably do ANYONE… hell… she'd probably even do you."
Glenn's mouth opened in surprise and I tried to suppress my laughter. "She'd probably do me, eh?" I smiled angelically, "Yes. Candy did anything with a dick… and unless there's something you haven't been telling me… *grin* that includes you." Glenn shook his head, "Man Little One… I keep forgetting how young you are. If you were just a little bit older I'd show you." I stuck my bottom lip out and pouted, *sniffle* "Why couldn't mom have had me a few years earlier then? Damn the luck." Glenn chuckled, "Come on Little One, lets go find Vince."
**Author's Note** I'm so SORRY that it took me so long to write a new chapter. School's kickin' my ass. I want to thank Sharnhorst for reading my story and reviewing (By the way… her stories are the BEST… so if you haven't already READ THEM!)… I'm glad you like it so much. Which brings me to my next point… THANKS to EVERYONE who reviews this story. I don't really know what I should do with it right now… so if you have any ideas or anything you would like to see happen just say so and I might make it happen. PLEASE REVIEW!! Thanks Again Everyone--
--Jess