Rand al'Thor is a polygamist
(in training, so they say)
For he has at least three girls
with a kid along the way.
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The first is Min, who started it all,
with her 'auras' and 'visions of love'
in Whitebridge Rand just gave her a call
and they've been together ever since.
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The second is Elayne, the fine daughter-heir,
(Rand literally fell in her lap)
She has long, golden blond hair
and most would call her a ditz.
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Aviendha is last, the 3rd of the girls,
a former Maiden of the Spear
You touch her and you she'll hurl.
Says she; "E had twins. I was hungry. I ate them."
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So are the bitches of Rand, our hero
(or so he wants us to think)
he's the Dragon Reborn and you he'll blow
up if you cross him at all.