(note: at Krisillee's request, i have decided to make a sequel to "Behind The Scenes" enjoy!)
Prolouge After spending a long time in Cuba, the hobbits returned to the Shire, but no longer a band. Aragorn and Arwen returned to their home, and Gandalf and Saruman went to live in Saruman's tower in Isengard. Legolas and Elrond hung out in Lorien, and Boromir and Gimli are raised from the dead. See what happens!
Frodo and Sam had invited all the hobbit women to a strip party in Bag End. The party was bumping.
"SHAKE IT, SISTER!" Sam said to Rosie.
"MOVE, IT, ROSIE!" Frodo said, laughing.
"Yo, Rosie's my girl."
"Right now, she's dancing with me!"
"LOSER!"
"IDIOT!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"EGG HEAD!"
"BUTTER BRAIN!"
They started fighting. Rosie put on Usher's "Burn."
"SHAKE IT, SWEETIE!" Sam and Frodo said together, dancing with Rosie.
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DIRTY DANCING, TILL YOU'VE SEEN ME!" Frodo said.
"WHOO HOO! GET JIGGY WIT IT, FRODO!" Sam said.
"Wait! You're gay?" Rosie said.
"Um..."
Pippin and Merry popped out of nowhere.
"PPPPAAARRRRTTTAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!" They screamed!!!
They drank beer, pouring it into their mouths. They started singing.
MOVE YOUR BODY EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY ON THE FLOOR.
GET JIGGY.
DANCE.
SHOW YOUR FUNK GET GROOVY MOVE YOUR BODY
Which was an ancient Shire song Bilbo made.
Suddenly, Gandalf appeared!!!!
"GANDALF!!!" The hobbits gasped, while holding all the girls.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
"Uhhh..."
"It's Frodo's strip party!"
"PIPPIN!"
"What? It is!"
"What are you doing here, Gandalf? Aren't you and Saruman in Cuba?"
"No. We just moved to Isengard and we've been spending our days refurnishing it into a seashore theme. You must see it!"
"Oh."
"AHEM. Yes. NOW, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!"
"WE'RE NOT GAY!" The hobbits said, looking at each other uneasily.
"EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf shouted.
Each of the hobbits gave Frodo a kiss, and left. Frodo grinned.
"I LEAVE FOR A FEW MONTHS, AND BAG END TURNS INTO PLAYBOY MANSION!?!"
"Uh..."
"WELL! I'LL SAY!"
"Gandalf, why are you here?"
"Are you still in thearpy?"
"Are you and Saruman married?"
"Are you adopting kids?"
"Did you buy seashell wallpaper?"
"What color are your shoes?"
"How come your hat is so pointy?"
"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!! SIT DOWN!"
The hobbits sat at a table.
"Remember your old band, Dirty Hobbit Feet?"
"No." They answered.
"OH COME ON!"
"Erm...yes." They said.
"Well, I have decided to make a CD. There's a recording studio near Mordor."
"ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS!"
"GOD DAMN IT! NO! LISTEN TO ME!! We will meet Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimili, and Boromir.
"Didn't Gimli and Boromir die?"
"Yes, but there raised from the dead."
"You mean....they're ghosts?" Pippin said slowly and quietly.
"DUH!!!!" Gandalf said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's just scary!" Pippin screamed like a girl.
"Gandalf, does this mean we have to write more songs."
"Ahh...yes!"
"Where will we meet the fellowship?" Frodo asked.
"In the forest!"
"Will we see wood-elves?"
"NO!"
"Oh, but I think we will!" Sam said happily.
"NO WE WON'T!! SHUT UP! NOW, ARE YOU IN!"
"No."
"YES! YOU ARE IN! LET'S GO!"
"Can I bring my Maroon 5 CD?"
"Whatever."
Gandalf threw all the hobbit's things at them. Gandalf found liengere hidden in one of Frodo's drawers.
"What is this?" Gandalf asked.
"Those are...from last night."
"Frodo, you dog!" Sam said.
"Thanks Sam."
"Gandalf, pack all this!" Pippin held piles of food in his hands. Merry had some more too.
"This is only for the first day!" Pippin said.
"FRIGGIN HOBBITS!" Gandalf muttered loudly.
Gandalf and the hobbits left Bag End to begin their journey.
He gave all the bags to Sam.
"How come I have to carry everything?" Sam whined.
"Because. GO!!!"
Gandalf and the hobbits left
Prolouge After spending a long time in Cuba, the hobbits returned to the Shire, but no longer a band. Aragorn and Arwen returned to their home, and Gandalf and Saruman went to live in Saruman's tower in Isengard. Legolas and Elrond hung out in Lorien, and Boromir and Gimli are raised from the dead. See what happens!
Frodo and Sam had invited all the hobbit women to a strip party in Bag End. The party was bumping.
"SHAKE IT, SISTER!" Sam said to Rosie.
"MOVE, IT, ROSIE!" Frodo said, laughing.
"Yo, Rosie's my girl."
"Right now, she's dancing with me!"
"LOSER!"
"IDIOT!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"EGG HEAD!"
"BUTTER BRAIN!"
They started fighting. Rosie put on Usher's "Burn."
"SHAKE IT, SWEETIE!" Sam and Frodo said together, dancing with Rosie.
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DIRTY DANCING, TILL YOU'VE SEEN ME!" Frodo said.
"WHOO HOO! GET JIGGY WIT IT, FRODO!" Sam said.
"Wait! You're gay?" Rosie said.
"Um..."
Pippin and Merry popped out of nowhere.
"PPPPAAARRRRTTTAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!" They screamed!!!
They drank beer, pouring it into their mouths. They started singing.
MOVE YOUR BODY EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR BODY ON THE FLOOR.
GET JIGGY.
DANCE.
SHOW YOUR FUNK GET GROOVY MOVE YOUR BODY
Which was an ancient Shire song Bilbo made.
Suddenly, Gandalf appeared!!!!
"GANDALF!!!" The hobbits gasped, while holding all the girls.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
"Uhhh..."
"It's Frodo's strip party!"
"PIPPIN!"
"What? It is!"
"What are you doing here, Gandalf? Aren't you and Saruman in Cuba?"
"No. We just moved to Isengard and we've been spending our days refurnishing it into a seashore theme. You must see it!"
"Oh."
"AHEM. Yes. NOW, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!"
"WE'RE NOT GAY!" The hobbits said, looking at each other uneasily.
"EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf shouted.
Each of the hobbits gave Frodo a kiss, and left. Frodo grinned.
"I LEAVE FOR A FEW MONTHS, AND BAG END TURNS INTO PLAYBOY MANSION!?!"
"Uh..."
"WELL! I'LL SAY!"
"Gandalf, why are you here?"
"Are you still in thearpy?"
"Are you and Saruman married?"
"Are you adopting kids?"
"Did you buy seashell wallpaper?"
"What color are your shoes?"
"How come your hat is so pointy?"
"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!! SIT DOWN!"
The hobbits sat at a table.
"Remember your old band, Dirty Hobbit Feet?"
"No." They answered.
"OH COME ON!"
"Erm...yes." They said.
"Well, I have decided to make a CD. There's a recording studio near Mordor."
"ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS!"
"GOD DAMN IT! NO! LISTEN TO ME!! We will meet Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimili, and Boromir.
"Didn't Gimli and Boromir die?"
"Yes, but there raised from the dead."
"You mean....they're ghosts?" Pippin said slowly and quietly.
"DUH!!!!" Gandalf said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's just scary!" Pippin screamed like a girl.
"Gandalf, does this mean we have to write more songs."
"Ahh...yes!"
"Where will we meet the fellowship?" Frodo asked.
"In the forest!"
"Will we see wood-elves?"
"NO!"
"Oh, but I think we will!" Sam said happily.
"NO WE WON'T!! SHUT UP! NOW, ARE YOU IN!"
"No."
"YES! YOU ARE IN! LET'S GO!"
"Can I bring my Maroon 5 CD?"
"Whatever."
Gandalf threw all the hobbit's things at them. Gandalf found liengere hidden in one of Frodo's drawers.
"What is this?" Gandalf asked.
"Those are...from last night."
"Frodo, you dog!" Sam said.
"Thanks Sam."
"Gandalf, pack all this!" Pippin held piles of food in his hands. Merry had some more too.
"This is only for the first day!" Pippin said.
"FRIGGIN HOBBITS!" Gandalf muttered loudly.
Gandalf and the hobbits left Bag End to begin their journey.
He gave all the bags to Sam.
"How come I have to carry everything?" Sam whined.
"Because. GO!!!"
Gandalf and the hobbits left