"I COME HOME" Merry sang.
"IN THE MORNING LIGHT" Pippin sang.
"MY MOTHER SAYS WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT." Sam sang.
"OH MAMA DEAR WE'RE NOT THE FOURNTANE ONES" Frodo sang.
"AND GIRLS THEY WANNA HAVE FUN" Merry and Pippin sang.
"OH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!" Frodo and Sam sang.
"THEY JUST WANNA THEY JUST WANNA OOOHOOOHOOOOHOOOH!" Frodo belted out.
"SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
"But Gandalf, it was your idea to release a CD."
Gandalf sighed and took out some asprin and chugged them all down.
"Let's go."
"Gandalf, what color are your eyelashes?"
"How old are you?"
"What's your real name?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"What's your favorite toothpaste?"
"Do you cut your tonails?"
"Do you like my nail polish?"
"Are you punk?"
"Do you like my flower clip?"
"Are you a Blondie fan?"
"What color is your hair?"
"Do you like flip flops?"
"CHECK OUT MY NEW DCs"
"I like your Chuck Taylors."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GOOD LORD! I Can't take this!"
"Guess what?" Frodo said.
"What?"
"I'm wearing contacts."
"OH MY GOLLY GRAICOUS GOSH!" Sam said. "They're fake??" Sam began crying.
"HAHA! JUST KIDDING!"
Sam cried.
Suddenly Aragorn and Arwen appeared out of nowhere.
"GANDALF! Like, Aragorn won't tell me if he thinks Eowyn...that bitch...is prettier than me."
"SHUT UP! We're not supposed to meet Eowyn yet."
"Eowyn's hot." Merry says.
"Gandalf, what do you want? Arwen and I were about to...when you called."
"Like, no we weren't. Elrond was right in front of us."
"Oh. Right."
"We're going to make a CD."
"I was on American Idol." Arwen said.
"I was on Frasier." Pippin said.
"Did you see my cameo on Family Ties?"
"Yes, but the Cosby show was much better."
"I don't think so."
"YES!" Frodo said.
"NO!" Sam said.
"DAMN IT, FAMILY TIES IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEE!!" Frodo screamed.
"Ok..." Gandalf said. "PAY ATTENTION! SHIT HEADED HOBBITS!"
"Now that's one I haven't heard before. We're called halflings, shire-folk, but never shit-headed hobbits." Pippin said.
"OH PIPPIN!"
"You know what? I just realized I had a Scottish accent!"
"No kidding, Pip."
"But that's odd, because we live in England. Don't we?"
"SSSSSIIIIILLLLEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEE!" Gandalf shouted.
"Let's give each other some hugs." Frodo said.
The hobbits hugged each other.
"We hug 15 times in the movies."
"WOW!"
"STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! Now, we're going to Mordor to do a CD. Where's Boromir and Gimli? And Legolas?"
"Legolas is STILL doing his hair, and Gimili and Boromir still aren't raised from the dead yet."
Will the fellowship ever meet?
(note: Thanks for the reviews! Hope you enjoy!)
"IN THE MORNING LIGHT" Pippin sang.
"MY MOTHER SAYS WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT." Sam sang.
"OH MAMA DEAR WE'RE NOT THE FOURNTANE ONES" Frodo sang.
"AND GIRLS THEY WANNA HAVE FUN" Merry and Pippin sang.
"OH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!" Frodo and Sam sang.
"THEY JUST WANNA THEY JUST WANNA OOOHOOOHOOOOHOOOH!" Frodo belted out.
"SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
"But Gandalf, it was your idea to release a CD."
Gandalf sighed and took out some asprin and chugged them all down.
"Let's go."
"Gandalf, what color are your eyelashes?"
"How old are you?"
"What's your real name?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"What's your favorite toothpaste?"
"Do you cut your tonails?"
"Do you like my nail polish?"
"Are you punk?"
"Do you like my flower clip?"
"Are you a Blondie fan?"
"What color is your hair?"
"Do you like flip flops?"
"CHECK OUT MY NEW DCs"
"I like your Chuck Taylors."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GOOD LORD! I Can't take this!"
"Guess what?" Frodo said.
"What?"
"I'm wearing contacts."
"OH MY GOLLY GRAICOUS GOSH!" Sam said. "They're fake??" Sam began crying.
"HAHA! JUST KIDDING!"
Sam cried.
Suddenly Aragorn and Arwen appeared out of nowhere.
"GANDALF! Like, Aragorn won't tell me if he thinks Eowyn...that bitch...is prettier than me."
"SHUT UP! We're not supposed to meet Eowyn yet."
"Eowyn's hot." Merry says.
"Gandalf, what do you want? Arwen and I were about to...when you called."
"Like, no we weren't. Elrond was right in front of us."
"Oh. Right."
"We're going to make a CD."
"I was on American Idol." Arwen said.
"I was on Frasier." Pippin said.
"Did you see my cameo on Family Ties?"
"Yes, but the Cosby show was much better."
"I don't think so."
"YES!" Frodo said.
"NO!" Sam said.
"DAMN IT, FAMILY TIES IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEE!!" Frodo screamed.
"Ok..." Gandalf said. "PAY ATTENTION! SHIT HEADED HOBBITS!"
"Now that's one I haven't heard before. We're called halflings, shire-folk, but never shit-headed hobbits." Pippin said.
"OH PIPPIN!"
"You know what? I just realized I had a Scottish accent!"
"No kidding, Pip."
"But that's odd, because we live in England. Don't we?"
"SSSSSIIIIILLLLEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEE!" Gandalf shouted.
"Let's give each other some hugs." Frodo said.
The hobbits hugged each other.
"We hug 15 times in the movies."
"WOW!"
"STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! Now, we're going to Mordor to do a CD. Where's Boromir and Gimli? And Legolas?"
"Legolas is STILL doing his hair, and Gimili and Boromir still aren't raised from the dead yet."
Will the fellowship ever meet?
(note: Thanks for the reviews! Hope you enjoy!)