VINDICATED I AM SELFISH I AM WRONG
I AM RIGHT I SWEAR I'M RIGHT
I SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
AND I AM FLAWED
BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL
I AM SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS
YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF
The hobbits sang.
"I HATE THAT SONG" Gandalf said.
"Oh."
THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME SHE SAID GOODBYE TO MANY TIMES BEFORE HER HEART IS---
"OH ROSIE!! I LLOOOVEEE YOOOUUU!" Sam said.
"I HATE MAROON 5!" Gandalf sighed.
The hobbits walked up to Aragorn and Arwen.
"Are you married?"
"Are you going to have kids?"
"Do you think Aragorn is sexy?"
"Do you think I'm sexy?" Pippin said. Raising his eyebrows.
"Do you both have blue eyes?"
"Are you going on a honeymoon?"
"Are you eloping?"
"What color is your shoe?"
"Why do you like Aragorn?"
"Do you use Crest Whitening Expressions?"
"GANDALF! Why won't they shut up?" Aragorn asked.
"I can't stop them. They're like tiny little machines. It's nuts."
Gandalf bent down to pet a rabbit. Suddenly, the rabbit jumped up on him, attacking him.
"HELLLP MEE! GEEETTT ITTT OOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf swishes from side to side, the bunny still on him.
The hobbits scramble to help him.
They take the bunny off, who isn't even holding Gandalf very strongly.
"Ah. Well, it felt more forceful then it was. Let's go."
"Gandalf, you look so sexy."
"SO NOW YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON GANDALF?"
"WELL ITS BETTER THAN LIKING A DUMB BLOND?"
"SHE'S NOT DUMB! SHE CAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gimli and Legolas pop out of nowhere.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!" Frodo screamed.
Frodo ran around in circles, screaming like some kind of maniac.
"Dawson's Creek marathon is on!" Pippin said.
"I love that show!" Merry said.
"I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR MY LIFE TO BE OVER!!!" Pippin sang for effect.
"Yeah, whatever. THERE'S A GHOST!!!!!!" Sam screamed, noticing Gimli.
"SHUT UP! YOU WEREN'T THE ONE STUCK IN THE FRIGGIN FOREST WITH SOME EGO-MANIAC ELF. I HAD TO WATCH PIRATES OF THE CARRABIEN 22 TIMES!!! 22!!! JUST SO LEGOLAS HERE COULD POINT OUT HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL FEATURES!!!"
"It's not my fault I'm beautiful." Legolas said, stroking his hair.
"Did you get a nose job?"
"Yes."
"It looks nice."
"OH MY GOSH! HI LEGOLAS!" Arwen shrieked. "Are you still in love with Elrond?"
"Yes."
"Why did you have to drag us from Cuba?" Aragorn asked Gandalf.
"We're the fellowship of the ring. We must stick together."
"Doesn't it break?"
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT! WE MUST WAIT FOR BOROMIR!"
"He's probably kissing up to his dad."
"Isn't it funny when he falls down the cliff in the 3rd movie?"
"SHUT UP! I cry at the end of the 3rd movie." Sam said. Holding back tears.
"Why does are director have to be so fat?" Aragorn muttered.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT PETER!"
"I HAVE AN IDEA!"
"WHAT?"
"LET'S GO TO KRISPIE KREAMS!"
"ALL RIGHT!"
(note: I promise I'll get more chapters done! Thanks for all your reviews! each and every one of you!!!! so much love!!! lol more will come!! thanks also little greenie! anyway, its hard doing two stories at once but so far i think im doing well. i hope. enjoy!)
The hobbits sang.
"I HATE THAT SONG" Gandalf said.
"Oh."
THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL ON ME SHE SAID GOODBYE TO MANY TIMES BEFORE HER HEART IS---
"OH ROSIE!! I LLOOOVEEE YOOOUUU!" Sam said.
"I HATE MAROON 5!" Gandalf sighed.
The hobbits walked up to Aragorn and Arwen.
"Are you married?"
"Are you going to have kids?"
"Do you think Aragorn is sexy?"
"Do you think I'm sexy?" Pippin said. Raising his eyebrows.
"Do you both have blue eyes?"
"Are you going on a honeymoon?"
"Are you eloping?"
"What color is your shoe?"
"Why do you like Aragorn?"
"Do you use Crest Whitening Expressions?"
"GANDALF! Why won't they shut up?" Aragorn asked.
"I can't stop them. They're like tiny little machines. It's nuts."
Gandalf bent down to pet a rabbit. Suddenly, the rabbit jumped up on him, attacking him.
"HELLLP MEE! GEEETTT ITTT OOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf swishes from side to side, the bunny still on him.
The hobbits scramble to help him.
They take the bunny off, who isn't even holding Gandalf very strongly.
"Ah. Well, it felt more forceful then it was. Let's go."
"Gandalf, you look so sexy."
"SO NOW YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON GANDALF?"
"WELL ITS BETTER THAN LIKING A DUMB BLOND?"
"SHE'S NOT DUMB! SHE CAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gimli and Legolas pop out of nowhere.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GHOST!" Frodo screamed.
Frodo ran around in circles, screaming like some kind of maniac.
"Dawson's Creek marathon is on!" Pippin said.
"I love that show!" Merry said.
"I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR MY LIFE TO BE OVER!!!" Pippin sang for effect.
"Yeah, whatever. THERE'S A GHOST!!!!!!" Sam screamed, noticing Gimli.
"SHUT UP! YOU WEREN'T THE ONE STUCK IN THE FRIGGIN FOREST WITH SOME EGO-MANIAC ELF. I HAD TO WATCH PIRATES OF THE CARRABIEN 22 TIMES!!! 22!!! JUST SO LEGOLAS HERE COULD POINT OUT HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL FEATURES!!!"
"It's not my fault I'm beautiful." Legolas said, stroking his hair.
"Did you get a nose job?"
"Yes."
"It looks nice."
"OH MY GOSH! HI LEGOLAS!" Arwen shrieked. "Are you still in love with Elrond?"
"Yes."
"Why did you have to drag us from Cuba?" Aragorn asked Gandalf.
"We're the fellowship of the ring. We must stick together."
"Doesn't it break?"
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT! WE MUST WAIT FOR BOROMIR!"
"He's probably kissing up to his dad."
"Isn't it funny when he falls down the cliff in the 3rd movie?"
"SHUT UP! I cry at the end of the 3rd movie." Sam said. Holding back tears.
"Why does are director have to be so fat?" Aragorn muttered.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT PETER!"
"I HAVE AN IDEA!"
"WHAT?"
"LET'S GO TO KRISPIE KREAMS!"
"ALL RIGHT!"
(note: I promise I'll get more chapters done! Thanks for all your reviews! each and every one of you!!!! so much love!!! lol more will come!! thanks also little greenie! anyway, its hard doing two stories at once but so far i think im doing well. i hope. enjoy!)