The fellowship was walking to Krispie Kreams when Sam and Frodo spotted a cute squirell and went to feed it.
"Aww look at it." Frodo said, tickling the squirell.
The squirell showed its fangs and hissed.
"EEK! HOLD ME SAM!!!!!!!!"
Sam and Frodo hold on to each other. They run around in circles screaming, and are split from the fellowship.
Sam and Frodo walk around in the forest when Gollum appears out of nowhere.
"OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY!!!!!!!!???!?!?!"
"Oh, I'm gonna hurl."
"Whatses is your problems? Hobbitses?"
"You talk funny."
"Oh. Sorry. Better?"
"Yes."
"So, wanna take us to Mordor?"
"Yeah, whatever." Gollum said.
"Oh, and you should know that I have a multiple personality disorder."
"Wow. Do you go to rehab?" Frodo asked.
"It's not rehab, idiot. It's physciatry." Sam said.
"I thought it was rehab?"
"That's for people who drink. And do drugs."
"Pippin should go there."
So Gollum began to lead them to Mordor.
(sorry for it being so short! thank you for all the reviews! sorry if i disgusted anyone with my insane writing, i just write anything that comes to mind. Weird? Yeah. anyway, hope you enjoy! sorry this story has been slow, I've been trying to get Married With Children finished but it's not even to the end yet, dont worry. Thanks so much for all the reviews!!!!!!! yay!!! more will come!!!)
"Aww look at it." Frodo said, tickling the squirell.
The squirell showed its fangs and hissed.
"EEK! HOLD ME SAM!!!!!!!!"
Sam and Frodo hold on to each other. They run around in circles screaming, and are split from the fellowship.
Sam and Frodo walk around in the forest when Gollum appears out of nowhere.
"OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY!!!!!!!!???!?!?!"
"Oh, I'm gonna hurl."
"Whatses is your problems? Hobbitses?"
"You talk funny."
"Oh. Sorry. Better?"
"Yes."
"So, wanna take us to Mordor?"
"Yeah, whatever." Gollum said.
"Oh, and you should know that I have a multiple personality disorder."
"Wow. Do you go to rehab?" Frodo asked.
"It's not rehab, idiot. It's physciatry." Sam said.
"I thought it was rehab?"
"That's for people who drink. And do drugs."
"Pippin should go there."
So Gollum began to lead them to Mordor.
(sorry for it being so short! thank you for all the reviews! sorry if i disgusted anyone with my insane writing, i just write anything that comes to mind. Weird? Yeah. anyway, hope you enjoy! sorry this story has been slow, I've been trying to get Married With Children finished but it's not even to the end yet, dont worry. Thanks so much for all the reviews!!!!!!! yay!!! more will come!!!)