Sam, Frodo, and Gollum walked through the forest.

"Oooh! Did any of you see Forever Young? I was so cute and cuddly!" Frodo squealed.

"Yes, you were, Mr. Frodo."

Frodo giggled.

Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin strayed away from the rest of the fellowship and found the ents.

"EEEKKKK!!! YOU'RE SO TALL!"

"Yes...............I...................am.............."

"Can you talk any faster?"

"No........that's.........just........the.......way........Tolkien..........wrote........me.........."

The ent grabbed Pippin and Merry.

"Hehehehehehehe! That's my tickilish spot!" Pippin laughed uncontrollably.

"Does.......he......do.......this......all.......the.......time...."

"Pretty much, yeah."

"I wonder where Rosie is..."

"Wait isn't that Sam's girl?"

"Oh, yeah."

"Russel Crowe is so hot!" Merry said.

"He's my hero!" Pippin said.

"Didn't you work with him?"

"Yes!"

"Did he take his shirt off?"

"Yes!"

"YAY!!"

"YIPPIE!" The hobbits cheered.

"How come you're grabbing me?" Merry asked the Ent.

"I...don't...know...I...kind...of...enjoy...it..."

The ent raised his eyebrows.

"Call......me........Treebeard......."

"Can you take us to Mordor?"

"Ok!"

Pippin's cell phone rings.

"Hello? Oh, Hi, Rosie."

Rosie over phone, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAM?!?!? GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!?!?!?!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"

"How'd you get my number?"

Rosie laughed. "PHONE BOOK, IDIOT!"

"Oh."

Rosie sighed. "WHEN IS SAM COMING BACK?"

"Oh no we're breaking up!"

Pippin nodded for Treebeard to do some sound effects.

Treabeard, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!"

Pippin hung up.

"Treebeard, first take us to the river so Merry and I can work on our Flashdance routine!"

Treebeard walked slowly to the river.

(note: again, sorry for the shortness! see you soon!)