Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, and Arwen all walked to Krispie Kreams.
Arwen gasps.
"Where are the hobbits?"
They all look around.
"Who the hell cares? Let's go!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Arwen, what do you see in Legolas?"
"Look at him."
Legolas flashes a smile. His teeth are so bright that everyone has to squint.
"You're lucky I'm not in love with Ben Afleck!"
"Armageddon! Duh!" Legolas said.
"Legolas has seen all my movies."
Legolas stares proudly at Aragorn, smirking.
"Why..you...NOT THAT JERK FROM GIGLI!"
The sky grows dark and thunder sounds from the sky.
"ON ALL THAT IS HOLY, ARAGORN! NEVER MENTION THE CURSED WORDS GIGILI EVER EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Gigili Gigili Gigili!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn taunts. He sticks his tounge out.
The ground shakes.'
Gandalf rolls his eyes.
"Damn humans."
They continue walking until they reach Krispie Kreams.
A sign says closed.
"WHAT?!? CLOSED??!?! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!"
Boromir appears wearing a dounut hat.
"I, Boromir, son of Denethor, King Of The Krispie Kreams, command you to go to Rohan Krispie Kreams."
They all laugh.
"Look, we all know you're not king, but this is just sad!" Aragorn says between laughter.
"WELL I'VE GOT TO BE KING OF SOMETHING!"
"But how can you be king if you're dead?"
"Strange...I have no idea."
"Well, why do you want us to go to Rohan?"
"So Aragorn can have an affair with Eowyn, so Gandalf can knock around this old bag who does nothing but sit and watch football all day with his buddy, who I think is more than a buddy-"
"Oh, Aragorn, I think Grima and Eowyn are on to each other." Gimli said.
"Yeah. So, let's go!"
They all cheered.
"Wait! Let us stop at Johnny Rockets!" Gandalf exlamied.
Arwen gasps.
"Where are the hobbits?"
They all look around.
"Who the hell cares? Let's go!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Arwen, what do you see in Legolas?"
"Look at him."
Legolas flashes a smile. His teeth are so bright that everyone has to squint.
"You're lucky I'm not in love with Ben Afleck!"
"Armageddon! Duh!" Legolas said.
"Legolas has seen all my movies."
Legolas stares proudly at Aragorn, smirking.
"Why..you...NOT THAT JERK FROM GIGLI!"
The sky grows dark and thunder sounds from the sky.
"ON ALL THAT IS HOLY, ARAGORN! NEVER MENTION THE CURSED WORDS GIGILI EVER EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled.
"Gigili Gigili Gigili!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn taunts. He sticks his tounge out.
The ground shakes.'
Gandalf rolls his eyes.
"Damn humans."
They continue walking until they reach Krispie Kreams.
A sign says closed.
"WHAT?!? CLOSED??!?! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!"
Boromir appears wearing a dounut hat.
"I, Boromir, son of Denethor, King Of The Krispie Kreams, command you to go to Rohan Krispie Kreams."
They all laugh.
"Look, we all know you're not king, but this is just sad!" Aragorn says between laughter.
"WELL I'VE GOT TO BE KING OF SOMETHING!"
"But how can you be king if you're dead?"
"Strange...I have no idea."
"Well, why do you want us to go to Rohan?"
"So Aragorn can have an affair with Eowyn, so Gandalf can knock around this old bag who does nothing but sit and watch football all day with his buddy, who I think is more than a buddy-"
"Oh, Aragorn, I think Grima and Eowyn are on to each other." Gimli said.
"Yeah. So, let's go!"
They all cheered.
"Wait! Let us stop at Johnny Rockets!" Gandalf exlamied.