Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, and Gandalf walked into Johnny Rockets.
Saruman came in a 50s outfit.
"Welcome to Johnny Rockets, how may I help you?"
Gandalf
gasps. "SARUMAN! What are you doing here?"
"This is my
day job when I'm not trying to take over Middle-Earth."
"Why
didn't you tell me?"
"I thought-"Saruman starts to
cry. "I thought—Oh- You would think...less...of...me.."
Emotional music plays.
"Oh,
Saruman. I would never."
Gandalf and Saruman hug.
"WHERE'S OUR FRIGGIN TABLE?" Arwen shouted.
"Right this way."
They sat down.
"So Eowyn and Grima are the next couple?" Aragorn said.
Boromir nods.
"I thought Eowyn hooks up with Faramir, and I get my Aragorn." Arwen said.
"I thought you didn't love me.""I'm in it for the money. Leggy is my lover."
"Don't call me that." Legolas said blushing.
"LEGGY! LEGGY! LEGGY! OBEY ME!!!"
"But I don't get paid."
"You don't?"
"No."
"Oh. Whatever."
"Eowyn dumped my wimpy, pathetic, stupid, little brother, WHO'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! HAHAHAH! I AM ALMIGHTY! ALL WILL BOW DOWN! I WILL BE THE KING!" Boromir shouted.
"Maybe you should join therapy with me." Gandalf said.
"Well, ok. I wonder where the hobbits are." Arwen said.
"ACK!
Aren't I supposed to get reincarnated and change my color to PURPLE
SEXY GANDALF?"
"Um...no."
"Yes I am!"
Gandalf
changes into a bright purple costume that is very...erm...sexy?
"Oh
god! Gandalf please change!"
"FINE!"
Gandalf
changes into a costume (outfit I don't know) that is like his gray
one but purple.
Their
food came and they ate it REALLY FAST!
Especially Arwen.
"I thought you were on Weight Watchers?" Aragorn said between bites.
Gandalf squirted the ketchup on everybody in the restaurant, creating havoc.
"EEEEEEKKK AHHH!" Everyone screamed.
"SHUT UP ARAGORN!" Arwen said, stuffing her face with food.
"ON TO ROHAN!" Gandalf shouted. The fellowship ran out of the restaurant.