Gollum, Sam, and Frodo walked around the rocks of nothingness.
"We bordesss. We wantss video gamess."
"FRODO! Why'd you have to bring him? It was just me and you...together..."
"Sam, we all know what's on your mind. We need a guide. You have no sense of direction."
"Acutally, my love-"
"Please don't call me that."
"Oh. Well, Mr. Frodo, I have a compass."
Sam took a compass out of his pocket.
"Why didn't you use that before?" Frodo sighed.
"My preciousss....my preciousss." Gollum started muttering.
"Frodo is my precious! So back off!"
"Sam, we all know about your affection towards me."
"You sound like therapy."
Gollum looked at Sam.
"YOU'RE A STUPIDS GAYSES FATSES HOBBIT!"
"Gayses? Gayses? I am not gayses."
Frodo and Sam went to sit down. Sam got a little closer.
"Please, Sam!"
"Sorry, Mr. Frodo."
"We hatses it here. We must go."
"You're one person, Gollum! Not two!"
"I haves an multiple personality disorder."
"And a funny accent."
"CURSES YOU!" Gollum yelled at Sam.
"Whoa, calm down. I don't have two names."
"We musts go."
"I'm just going to sit here and wait unitl Scene 45 in Return of The King."
"Whatses is thats?" Gollum asked.
"Mr. Frodo here takes his shirt off."
Sam grinned at Frodo.
"Whys musts you go to Mordor?"
"To record a CD."
"You sucks."
Frodo shrugged and all drifted off to sleep.
(i'll try to get more it depends. ummm hope you liked it and check out Forever Young! see yas)
"We bordesss. We wantss video gamess."
"FRODO! Why'd you have to bring him? It was just me and you...together..."
"Sam, we all know what's on your mind. We need a guide. You have no sense of direction."
"Acutally, my love-"
"Please don't call me that."
"Oh. Well, Mr. Frodo, I have a compass."
Sam took a compass out of his pocket.
"Why didn't you use that before?" Frodo sighed.
"My preciousss....my preciousss." Gollum started muttering.
"Frodo is my precious! So back off!"
"Sam, we all know about your affection towards me."
"You sound like therapy."
Gollum looked at Sam.
"YOU'RE A STUPIDS GAYSES FATSES HOBBIT!"
"Gayses? Gayses? I am not gayses."
Frodo and Sam went to sit down. Sam got a little closer.
"Please, Sam!"
"Sorry, Mr. Frodo."
"We hatses it here. We must go."
"You're one person, Gollum! Not two!"
"I haves an multiple personality disorder."
"And a funny accent."
"CURSES YOU!" Gollum yelled at Sam.
"Whoa, calm down. I don't have two names."
"We musts go."
"I'm just going to sit here and wait unitl Scene 45 in Return of The King."
"Whatses is thats?" Gollum asked.
"Mr. Frodo here takes his shirt off."
Sam grinned at Frodo.
"Whys musts you go to Mordor?"
"To record a CD."
"You sucks."
Frodo shrugged and all drifted off to sleep.
(i'll try to get more it depends. ummm hope you liked it and check out Forever Young! see yas)