Aidenn pulled the Escalade neatly into its parking slot. He always had been the best driver of the three. Adrian was all right, except he had no sense of direction. And Antoine... they had allowed her to drive. Once. After she had hit her fourth garbage can, Aidenn leapt over, grabbed the wheel and shoved her into the other seat. She had sat and sulked for the remainder of the trip, but under no circumstances was she to drive. He leapt out, his coat fluttering behind, and started grabbing bags out of the back. Antoine did the same. She was being unusually quiet, and she was shutting him out of her thoughts. He wasn't really concerned, and kept grabbing stuff. They made their way out of the garage. She suddenly shook herself, startling him.
She laughed. "Sorry, Aidenn... I was just thinking."
"About? Ways to KILL us?"
"No. About... about us. What will happen to us."
"What do we mean?"
"Well... take us, for example. Why were we made?" He knew she meant herself, specifically.
"To... we see our point. To save the Matrix. From Neo."
"Yes. But now..."
"It will be alright. We won't let him hurt us..." His expression turned fierce. He dropped the bags he was holding and scooped her into his arms.
"We know we won't."
"Let's get back to Adrian. He'll probably have found Fluffy by now."
Her expression brightened, and she wiped tears from her eyes. "You have an entire database of information to choose from, and the best you can do is FLUFFY?!"
He blushed. "Yes."
She smiled up at him, hugging his chest. "We love us... we're so funny..."
He was still uncomfortable with her displays of emotion. He turned away and started picking up the abandoned bags.
She sighed and did the same.
Adrian opened the door of the suite, dropping the paper as he did. He cursed at it briefly. As soon as he entered the room, he started sneezing furiously. Through his watering eyes, he thought he saw a white blur go by.
"We bust be halucinading..." He sensed that Aidenn and Antoine were back, so he decided to go ask them if they could see it. He almost ran into them on his way through the Chateau, because his eyes were still watering.
"Adrian!" cried Antoine, "What happened? We look awful! Did we surf without protection again? If we got a virus, we are SO dead..."
He narrowed his eyes. "Doe. Dere was someding in our room..."
He missed the guilty look that passed between the other two. "Well, uh... Must have caught a virus... We'll get us something for that." Aidenn said, too cheerfully.
"Yes! Us too..." Antoine added, and ran off after him.
Adrian glared after them. He was suspicious. They were definetly up to something. He shrugged, and made his way to the restaurant for dinner.
"What are we going to do?" Antoine hissed, refering to Adrian's allergies.
"Only one thing to do... we reprogram him..." Aidenn gave an evil little smirk.
"WHAT?! Are we totally PSYCHO??!!! Adrian'll FREAK!! We won't do it willingly..."
Aidenn looked at her. "Who says we do it WILLINGLY..."
"We'd do that to us??? For some CAT?"
"Yes. It won't hurt him any... scare him and scar him for life, but not hurt him... We'll just drag him out of bed, shove him in a reprogramming room, and bye-bye allergies!"
Antoine pursed her lips at him. "hmmm.. We'll think about it... Let's go to dinner now." They wandered off down the hall together.
Adrian was waiting for them at their usual table when they arrived. They attempted to compose their faces and thoughts so he wouldn't suspect, but his suspicion was being broadcast to the world. He didn't let it bother him too much, though, and the three of them enjoyed the dinner.
It wasn't until after that Adrian remembered to tell the others about the pool boy thing.
"WHAT???!!!!" shrieked Aidenn.
"We heard us. Pool. Boys. P-O-O-L space B-O-"
"Yes, yes! Shut up! This is bad."
"What about us?" Antoine asked, her face twisted.
"Ummm... well..."
"Did she call us 'that girl' again?"
"As a matter of fact..."
"Oh, never mind. We know what our choices are. We'll stay in our room, thanks." She grinned at her companions before flopping on a bed. She bounced a few times, listening in on their mental conversation. All she heard was, "We should..." before they cut her out. They exchanged identical, evil grins before coming towards her, arms outstretched.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Antoine yelped, scrambling over the satin covers. She slipped and got tangled, falling flat on her face. She felt two pairs of strong arms scoop her up.
"Oh no we don't... we're coming with us, GIRL!"
Antoine began to sulk, glowering. She resigned herself to going, however, and changed into a full length black dress. She liked wearing black occasionally, because it contrasted so nicely with her white skin and dreads. While she was in the bathroom, her Twins had changed into their purple Speedos. Fortunatly, they had also opted to wrap large, fuzzy towels around themselves. These would not be removed until they were ripped off... and they probably would be...
OOOH! I'm in a writing mood, people! You may have another chapter in this story tonight, but for now I'm gonna try to wrap up my parody... that loose end is bugging me... might finish my unfinished Mouse chapter, too... Love ya all!
She laughed. "Sorry, Aidenn... I was just thinking."
"About? Ways to KILL us?"
"No. About... about us. What will happen to us."
"What do we mean?"
"Well... take us, for example. Why were we made?" He knew she meant herself, specifically.
"To... we see our point. To save the Matrix. From Neo."
"Yes. But now..."
"It will be alright. We won't let him hurt us..." His expression turned fierce. He dropped the bags he was holding and scooped her into his arms.
"We know we won't."
"Let's get back to Adrian. He'll probably have found Fluffy by now."
Her expression brightened, and she wiped tears from her eyes. "You have an entire database of information to choose from, and the best you can do is FLUFFY?!"
He blushed. "Yes."
She smiled up at him, hugging his chest. "We love us... we're so funny..."
He was still uncomfortable with her displays of emotion. He turned away and started picking up the abandoned bags.
She sighed and did the same.
Adrian opened the door of the suite, dropping the paper as he did. He cursed at it briefly. As soon as he entered the room, he started sneezing furiously. Through his watering eyes, he thought he saw a white blur go by.
"We bust be halucinading..." He sensed that Aidenn and Antoine were back, so he decided to go ask them if they could see it. He almost ran into them on his way through the Chateau, because his eyes were still watering.
"Adrian!" cried Antoine, "What happened? We look awful! Did we surf without protection again? If we got a virus, we are SO dead..."
He narrowed his eyes. "Doe. Dere was someding in our room..."
He missed the guilty look that passed between the other two. "Well, uh... Must have caught a virus... We'll get us something for that." Aidenn said, too cheerfully.
"Yes! Us too..." Antoine added, and ran off after him.
Adrian glared after them. He was suspicious. They were definetly up to something. He shrugged, and made his way to the restaurant for dinner.
"What are we going to do?" Antoine hissed, refering to Adrian's allergies.
"Only one thing to do... we reprogram him..." Aidenn gave an evil little smirk.
"WHAT?! Are we totally PSYCHO??!!! Adrian'll FREAK!! We won't do it willingly..."
Aidenn looked at her. "Who says we do it WILLINGLY..."
"We'd do that to us??? For some CAT?"
"Yes. It won't hurt him any... scare him and scar him for life, but not hurt him... We'll just drag him out of bed, shove him in a reprogramming room, and bye-bye allergies!"
Antoine pursed her lips at him. "hmmm.. We'll think about it... Let's go to dinner now." They wandered off down the hall together.
Adrian was waiting for them at their usual table when they arrived. They attempted to compose their faces and thoughts so he wouldn't suspect, but his suspicion was being broadcast to the world. He didn't let it bother him too much, though, and the three of them enjoyed the dinner.
It wasn't until after that Adrian remembered to tell the others about the pool boy thing.
"WHAT???!!!!" shrieked Aidenn.
"We heard us. Pool. Boys. P-O-O-L space B-O-"
"Yes, yes! Shut up! This is bad."
"What about us?" Antoine asked, her face twisted.
"Ummm... well..."
"Did she call us 'that girl' again?"
"As a matter of fact..."
"Oh, never mind. We know what our choices are. We'll stay in our room, thanks." She grinned at her companions before flopping on a bed. She bounced a few times, listening in on their mental conversation. All she heard was, "We should..." before they cut her out. They exchanged identical, evil grins before coming towards her, arms outstretched.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Antoine yelped, scrambling over the satin covers. She slipped and got tangled, falling flat on her face. She felt two pairs of strong arms scoop her up.
"Oh no we don't... we're coming with us, GIRL!"
Antoine began to sulk, glowering. She resigned herself to going, however, and changed into a full length black dress. She liked wearing black occasionally, because it contrasted so nicely with her white skin and dreads. While she was in the bathroom, her Twins had changed into their purple Speedos. Fortunatly, they had also opted to wrap large, fuzzy towels around themselves. These would not be removed until they were ripped off... and they probably would be...
OOOH! I'm in a writing mood, people! You may have another chapter in this story tonight, but for now I'm gonna try to wrap up my parody... that loose end is bugging me... might finish my unfinished Mouse chapter, too... Love ya all!