Cause I'm a blond! ::Relena's Version::
Dedication: Of course this fic is dedicated to Relena, the big-mouthed, stalking blond. EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
Heero: (chuckles) "Nice one, Olivia!"
Me: "Why thank you, Heero."
Duo: "That's my sis. The girl of many talents!"
Me: "Oh, Duo, stop it!" ::blush::
Now on with the funny!
Cause I'm a blond, Heero thinks I'm dumb
He came up to me one day and he said that I was wrong.
So I don't have to worry about getting my man
Cause I've got Heero in the palm of my hand
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
People hear my speeches
And it always makes them clap
Cause it turns out that my voice
is cuter than my laugh
Cause I'm a blond, B-L-O-N-D!
Cause I'm a blond, don't you girls wish you were me?
I was always into school and I read a lot of books
I can be smart and still have my looks
Not many people are smarter than me
So I have this philosophy
EAT THAT!
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see all the girls at the parties,
And I feel so sorry for them
Cause whenever I'm around,
All the boys ignore them
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
I say to have peace, we need understanding and compassion
But we got the Gundam pilots, and this is their mission...
Oh, what was it... ::Heero opens mouth::
No...wait.... Don't tell me...
Oh, yeah, ok...
Operation Comet!
Heero- "Meteor!"
Relena- "Whatever."
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
I refused to take an IQ test, cause Id pass it of course
Heero- "And someday I'm gonna take you to the cemetery dead in a hearse"
Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D!
Cause I'm a blond, don't you all wish you were me?
Relena: "I'd like to thank everyone for listening to me ramble
And I'll keep it in mind for as long as I can .
I'm a freshman at my high school and I'm passing with flying colors.
And my goal is stop war because I want world peace!"
::Duo tapes the whole thing and sends the tape to the Miss America pageant::
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
::pulls in Dorothy::
Cause we're a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
::pushes her out::
Heero thinks I'm a stalker, and maybe it's true
If you saw his hair and body, you would be too!
Cause I'm a blond, B-L- Heero: "Ah, who cares?..."
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!
Heero: "That's it! ::takes out a pistol and shoots Relena in the head::
Duo: "Heero! What did you do that for?!"
Heero: "Her constant rambling was driving me nuts! I was planning on shooting her anyway..."
Me: "Now Heero, what do we say after we shoot stupid blonds?"
Heero: ::sigh:: "Alright, I'm sorry to Relena's ghost and I'm sorry that you were so stupid."
Me: Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
Heero: "......"
::Quatre comes in::
Quatre: Hey guys, wanna go out for ice cream? My treat!"
ALL: "YEAH!"
::We all run out and then Heero comes back in and picks up Relena's dead body::
Heero: Hey Trowa, WuFei! Get the hearse!
Note: See!? I told you it was hilarious! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go help Heero bury Relena, see ya! Hey Heero, wait up!
-Tenshi no Shiine
P.S. Oh, and Jenny, if you're reading this, it has nothing to do with the fact that you're a blond because you happen to be a smart one. WHAT A RARE EVENT!! ::takes pictures and sends them to Teen People magazine ::I found a smart blond!! I can see the headline now... Intelligent blond walks among us. LOL!!! J/K! Not all blonds are stupid.