Gundam Wing Heero Yuy- Chop Suey: A day in the life of the mysterious Heero Yuy

We all look at Heero Yuy, and we see a psychotic killer, but on the inside- he is still a psychotic killer. Okay, maybe I'm being a little dramatic. Well, I guess I'll get on with the story.

CAUTION: This story is not for those with weak stomachs, poor eyesight, trouble breathing, allergies to peanuts, severe constipation, allergies to pet dander, hair loss, gas and/or diarrhea, or for those who think I'm an idiot.

This story is based on real events. Only the names, places and events have been changed.

A Day in the Life of Heero Yuy

8:00 a.m.: Hears alarm clock next to his face. A very loud alarm clock. Or maybe Duo's foghorn.

8:01 a.m.: Jumps out of bed and starts screaming at his roommate, Duo. Rubs eras to stop the ringing.

8:05- 9:00 a.m.: Watches Saturday morning cartoons.

9:00-9:15 a.m.: Takes a shower.

9:15- 9:25 a.m.: Eats Breakfast.

9:25 a.m.-3:30 p.m.: Goes to work making french-fries at MickeyD's.

3:30- 4:30 p.m.: Goes to Wal-Mart to get groceries.

4:30- 5:00 p.m.: Watches "King of the Hill".

5:00- 9:00 p.m.: Plays FFX on the PS2

9:00 p.m.- 8:00 a.m.: Sleeps

Starts all over again.

So, how boring was that. You thought it would be at least halfway interesting the way I dragged it on and on, didn't ya....

Well, I'm sorry I made Heero's life so boring, but... Oh, nevermind. Bye!