Chapter 2: The Food Fight Extraordinaire

Garet smiled inwardly as the food arrived an the table. Isaac had fooled him into thinking Fate had knocked on the door once (actually, twice) too many times. He was going to get revenge, and nothing would stop him. He would plan like a diabolical mastermind, get revenge, laugh and contract ECCD, then...

SPLAT.

Garet's face and hair was sporting the addition of a blueberry pie.

Isaac and Felix were laughing their heads off.

As was Menardi, Agatio and Karst.

Not to mention Sheba, Ivan, Mia and Piers.

Garet got angry.

Soon, Isaac sported a new cherry pie on his mop of hair.

"MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT TAKES AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF HAIR GEL A DAY TO KEEP UP THIS HAIRSTYLE?!?!?!?!?!?" Isaac wailed. Loudly.

Garet wasn't listening; he was eating his blueberry pie, some rice, and a stuffed turkey while throwing pie at Menardi, who desired to return fire. Little did she know that Garet would duck, and Alex was directly behind.

Soon there was a wail that made Isaac's scream sound like a whisper in comparison.

"MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" whined Alex.

"I thought he had lost his mind." snarled Mia.

"Apparently he didn't." Jenna.

"Well, I still hate him." Mia again.

"You're not usually like this."

"I can't be Ms. Level Head forever, you know."

"I thought you could."

"Well, you're wro-"

Mia was interrupted by a plate of veal that happened to land on her forehead.

She started throwing anything at anyone.

It is estimated that three-quarters of the food prepared that day was not eaten, but thrown. Of the food that was thrown, it is known that at least two-thirds of the food was thrown multiple times.

The food fight was undoubtedly one of the greatest ever on Weyard, but here are a few descriptions given by witnesses:

Jenna's Description:

It was colossal. Pies were lofted into the air ten at a time, turkey flew everywhere, and a whole chicken flew onto my head. Ouch. Alex and Isaac were screaming like crazy; the only word that could be heard from them was "hair". Someone threw a pot of stew, and rice was thrown with bowls and all. Veal was another mainstay. I was pelted by lots of everything. Lots of people were hurt, and I want to hurt many others.

Felix's Description:

The food fight was fun! We should do it again every year! First, I smashed a pie into Garet's hair, then he started going crazy. He hit Mia, and she went crazy too! Then everybody wanted to hit them, but many missed, so turkeys started flying, as did bowls of rice and stew. Pies were thrown incessantly, and pounds of veal, beef and other delicious meats found their way onto people's heads. Fish was not as popular, owing to its flower-shaped carrot slices. Everyone but me thought they were pretty; only Garet and Mia were too angry to notice. Oh, and Isaac and Alex were screaming about hair.

Piers' Description:

We never had any of this in Lemuria. Flying chicken! Rice wars! Stew raining everywhere! But pie seemed to be the mainstay of the fight. I only threw a pie and some chicken at Menardi after she threw two turkeys and fifteen bowls of rice at me. Hardly enough payback for ruining my uncle Leon's best suit.

Isaac's Description:

MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there you have it, folks!