Chapter 7: The End?
The evil author decided that this fanfic must come to a close as it has already tortured enough innocent people, and is fit only for use within the walls of Agatio and Karst's Torture Chamber for the Torture of the Murderer of Karst's Sister (whose name was Menardi) i.e. Isaac, also known as Agatio and Karst's Torture Chamber. The evil author also decided that there would be no torture chamber within the boundaries of his fanfic and therefore destroyed Agatio and Karst's Torture Chamber. By the way, the people within the walls of the Torture Chamber before it was destroyed were tortured by Kraden's incessant talking, Agatio's utter stupidity which was never touched upon in this fanfic, and Karst's presence. Therefore it was a good thing that the only victims of Agatio and Karst's Torture Chamber for the Torture of the Murderer of Karst's Sister (whose name was Menardi) i.e. Isaac was eight chickens, portrayed above as the eight chickens dressed like farmers that were whipping Garet, as well as the readers of this fanfic.
By the way, Menardi is alive and well for the purposes of this fanfic, so Karst never needed to open her torture chamber, and the above text need not be true.
As for Alex, he was found on the peak of Mt. Aleph, the top of which still sticks out of the ground, therefore he was never buried with the rest of Mt. Aleph. After the rock beat him up, he went into a coma-like state for a few weeks, and no one noticed him. He awoke, found his way into a crowd one day, and accidentally got pushed into Mia's view, after which he suffered a severe lecture from the girl of her dreams, a (temporary) glacial burial, and rape at the hands of a Dragon Fume.
Oh, and at the moment, Isaac is practicing those pesky Trancendental Etudes.
DISCLAIMER UPDATE: The evil author does not own the Trancendental Etudes or Rachmaninoff's Third Piano Concerto. Liszt owns the Trancendental Etudes, and Rachmaninoff owns his Piano Concerto.
And so ends the torture...I mean, insanity.
The Big Rocky Eye: Whew! Finally!
Isaac: Why did I had to play the piano??
The Big Rocky Eye: Because I wanted you to.
Isaac: But that's not fair! (sobs)
The Big Rocky Eye: Life is not fair, little one. NEXT!
Mia: Why do I have to be a snarling maniac in the fanfic?!? That is so...unlike me.
The Big Rocky Eye: Because I wanted you to hate Alex.
Mia: I don't hate him that much! (to Alex, in a "cute" voice) How could I hate my snuggle-wuggle?
Alex: (wavery voice) I love you Mia!
Mia: (voice back to normal) I love you too!
Isaac: Mia, we have some things to discuss.
Mia: Meep!
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
Jenna: How come I don't get to burn people up and get mad and stuff?? I want to be me!
The Big Rocky Eye: Tell you what. If you don't pester me about it, then I won't tell Garet about your secret desire for him.
Jenna: (gone)
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
Alex: Why am I barely in this fanfic and why is bad stuff always happening to me?
The Big Rocky Eye: Because you are a egotistical freak with excessively long blue hair.
Alex: Are you implying that my hair is imperfect?
The Big Rocky Eye: Yes. And your idea of a wedding ring is lame.
Alex: Making a ring out of my hair? That isn't lame, that's true love!
The Big Rocky Eye: You're going to give it to Mia, aren't you?
Alex: No! I'm going to propose to Jenna!...Meep! (runs off)
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
Feizhi: Why are you always calling "NEXT!" and why am I not in the fanfic?
The Big Rocky Eye: You don't exist here. Begone!
Feizhi: (gone)
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
(cue crickets)
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!!
(cue really loud snoring)
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!!!
Garet: Oh, sorry, I fell asleep.
The Big Rocky Eye: What do you want?
Garet: I want to burn Aaron and Kay to a crisp and then eat them like cookies.
The Big Rocky Eye: Then you'll have no more siblings to burn. Burning siblings is always better fun than burning other people.
Garet: I never really thought of that.
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
Garet: I'm not done!
The Big Rocky Eye: NEXT!
(Garet storms off)
Menardi: I come here in representation of the Union of Unused Proxians Also Known As Freaks With Weird Faces and Weird Skin Colour, hereafter to be referred to as the UUPAKAFWWFWSC!
The Big Rocky Eye: What does this Union want?
Menardi: First of all, it is the UUPAKAFWWFWSC, and second of all, us Proxians are grossly neglected in this fanfic. For starters, Agatio and Saturos was never here, and me and Karst only got a few lines each!
The Big Rocky Eye: Too bad for you. NEXT!
(cue UUPAKAFWWFWSC solidarity chant)
The Big Rocky Eye: Ugghhhh...Alright fine! More Proxians in the next fanfic! NEXT!!
Felix: Why make me so desperate for Sheba?
The Big Rocky Eye: You jumped after her in Venus Lighthouse, is that not enough?
Felix: I'm perfectly content with living with my sister Jenna.
The Big Rocky Eye: What if I told you that Garet wants to propose to her?
Felix: Then I would beat the (censored) out of him!
The Big Rocky Eye: It's true, you know...
Felix: WHAT?!?! GARET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Big Rocky Eye: Anyways, that takes care of that. Please, go easy on me, it is my first fanfic, and read & review! Bye bye!
Bob, Piers, Sheba, Kay, Aaron and everybody else that didn't get a turn: Evil author, you're not done yet! You still have to let us speak!
The Big Rocky Eye: I am done. Goodbye.
THE EN...
The Big Rocky Eye: Give me my "D" back!
Bob, Piers, Sheba, Kay, Aaron and everybody else that didn't get a turn: We demand that we be interviewed!
Sheba: I'm still disturbed about Felix sucking his thumb and Garet in his PJ's!
The Big Rocky Eye: Next fanfic I will interview you guys. Now give me back my "D"!
Bob, Piers, Sheba, Kay, Aaron and everybody else that didn't get a turn: Okay!
THE END!! (It's official this time.)