Insanity doesn't even begin to describe it

Disclaimer: I dun own it, damn it damn it damn it!! I don't even own the burger king crowns!

AN: I didn't get them off E-bay in case some of your are wondering. There's a not very popular store in the mall near where I live that sells swords for cheap. They're still awesome quality, there's a much higher priced story right down the way that has the same stuff and is several hundred dollars 75% off, so I go to the cheaper one to get the same stuff! Okay, one more thing, one more reviewer (You know who you are) mentioned twincest. Now that was a shocker… Maybe I'll give one of the twins someone so there is no option about that. shivers That, I didn't expect.

Chapter 4

We had gotten to Rivendell, finally! Time to talk with Lord Elrond! Coolios… never talked with a lord-person-people before…

I kept getting weird looks on the way in… Could have been that I was talking with dah twins like we were old buddies or something… or the fact that I had gotten out a paper crown from Burger King and put it on my head. "I am the burger king! I mean Queen!" I yelled.

Elrohir grinned and bowed extra low, "My Kineen (kin- from king and een- from queen)!" Elladan pushed him over and bowed too… then he got pushed to the ground by Elrohir and they started a mock battle, picking up sticks from the ground.

"Never shall you beat me! I will win for the Kineen!" 'Ro shouted.

"I will win for the Kineen! Never will I let you beat me!" Elladan repeated slightly rearranging the words.

"Alright! I'm getting fought over! New experience! Usually they're fighting to get away!" I jumped up and down excitedly.

Elrohir jumped forward and pretended to stab his brother, fixing the stick between his arm and side. "Noo! I have been defeated! I am sorry my Kineen! But I will not lose alone!" With that Elladan "stabbed" his brother as well, catching it between his arm and side.

"alas! I thought I had defeated! But it seems that I was careless!" Elrohir fell to the ground and fell unmoving next to his brother.

"Aw hell! If you can't beat them, join them!" I pulled out one of their "swords" And "stabbed" myself with it, shouting, "Goodbye cruel world!"

Glorfindel walked by trying to hide his laughter and non too gently kicked a twin in the side. "Come on, we need to see your ada." He told them.

I sat up, "But my ada ain't here!"

"But theirs is" a new voice came up.

"Yo wazzup my homies! You ain't gonna bust a cap on my ass are you?" I started laughing again at his incomprehension. "Beware of dah Ghetto!" (A/N: Don't shoot me! Humor purposes only!)

" I do not know of 'dah ghetto'. Is that were you are from?" Lord Elrond asked.

"Nope! I'm from Sweet, sunny Cali!" I stated proudly.

"Then what is this Ghetto?" He asked.

"Somewhere you wouldn't last long, but don't worry! I'll protect you!" I quipped.

He chuckled. "Come, let us go to my study and discuss why you are here."

"Okily doikly." I jumped up from the ground grabbed both the twins and marched on.

"Hey! We were trying to play dead there!" 'Ro said.

"Yeah, well I brought you back to life, now get along lil doggie." I walked on, up the steps, and so on and so forth…. And on and ever on… and damn! When does it end! …oh, there it is. Well, there we are…la, la, la… oh yeah! I'm supposed to follow them in. Following now… okay! I'm here!

"Heeeello! Crecy?" I heard.

"Yep-a-dodals!"

A black stare, amused chuckle, and a "Strange girl, you are."

"I know. Isn't it great? Most call me a freak though. I laugh and ask them how long it took them to figure that out!"

"Riiiiiiiiight." Elladan said.

"wrrrrrrrong." I giggled.

"whatever!" Elrohir broke in, grinning.

"What a start of a B E A U tiful friendship!" I smirked as we looked at each other mischievously.

Apparently Lord Elrond has the same line of thought as Glorfindel when he exclaimed, "Not another one!"

"Why does everyone think that!" I cried out indignantly. "I'm not that bad!"

"No, but put us all together and you have mordor's child!" 'Ro exclaimed.

"Alight! Let the Pranks begin!" I yelled and pumped my fist into the air.

"No! No pranks! One I can deal with, two is pushing it, but three? What have I done to displease you Valar!" Lord Elrond asked while looking upwards.

"What?" I asked. "Is there something on the roof? Or do you have x-ray vision and are looking at the sky or something? I dun see nothing. Oh look! Double negative!"

More strange looks for a strange person. Cool!

Alirght another done! Yayz! Does happy dance Review! you know you want too! If you do I'll give you Burger king crowns! and you can be a Kineen too! I hope you don't mind junomagic, but I'm starting to put up story recommendations. I decided that some stories should just never die. Your story is awesome!!!
Story recommendations:

The Tides of Time and the Bones of the Earth

Summery: 500 years after the War of the Rings, ME is in danger again... A young woman sets out to find the elves & bring back magic.But will they help? A review:Excellent story. Well researched, well written, and, well, just well done everything!

Authored by: JunoMagic

Rated: R

Chapters: 40

Statis: Complete

Where you can find it: http :www .fanfiction. net /s/ 1934905/ 1/ ( Take out the spaces and Put it in the URL bar and it should come up. The damn thing wouldn't let me put it up otherwise. )