Insanity doesn't even begin to describe it

Disclaimer: Do I own it now? No… --Takes a step forward-- Do I own it now? No… --Takes another step forward--. Do I own it now? No… --Continues--

A/N: Ahem To Elvenelements: Twins are cool, twincest is not. Lol. And surprisingly, I have a secret supply of sugar in my blood stream, so I don't need to eat it all the time. --Grins-- ohhh, one more thing. I would love to write longer chapters, but it would take forever to get out, I'm too impatient to see what you think, and I don't have a long enough attentions span most of the time.

To JunoMaigic, I'm glad you loved having you story recommended, cuz I was happy reading it. Lol. And it's like Hitchhikers guide? Cool! Thank you for the great complement!!

You know what was funny? I was waiting for reviews for hours yesterday and today, so I went to my story to find out I DID get reviews! I just didn't get notified! You guys make me feel loved! Lol.

Chapter 5

The convo in the room didn't take long and it was rather boring… A lot of ' where did you come from?' and me givin lots of random answers, like "Well, my mommy and my daddy decided to get it on-" And interruptions going around the lines of 'Oh dear sweet Valar! That's not what I meant!'.

So all in all, I get to hang around with the twins and get to have my own room. In fact! I even got my very own dinner dedicated to me! Yep! Now everyone make a nice long line, don't rush! You'll get your turn meeting the wonderful me! --Blinks, then looks around-- Damn, no one's here! Nooo!

Anyway, I even get to sing a song from my home land. Just wait to you see what I picked! --Insert evil laughter here--

Elrohir and Elladan were 'escorting' me to my room. Opening the door to my new room, I grinned and jumped on the bed. Bouncing I looked around, Blue and sliver lined the room, swirling prettily and intricate patterns. Awesome!

"Oh cool room! I'll miss my old one though, it had stars painted on the roof!"

"Really? That must have been, what do you say? Cool?"

"Yep! Hey, what do you know! I'm teaching slang to the dull elf lords!" I giggled.

They looked indigent, "We are not dull elf lords! We are far from it!"

"Hmmm, I'll get back to you on that one. My curiosity has takin over my mind! I need to explore! Get lost! Ask someone for directions! Get even more lost! Then stumble into some really cool secrets and blackmail people! See? I have it all planned out!"

"Seems that you do," Elladan chuckled.

"And now we'll leave you to get ready for the feast in your honor. The dresses are in the closet-"

"WHAT!? HELL NO!!! DRESSES BAD! DRESSES BAD! AHHH!!" I Yelled, horrified. They both jumped.

"Uhhh… in that case I guess you could wear some leggings…"

"Yay!" I jumped up, hugged them, the shoved them out of the room.

I ran into the bathroom, found that the elves of Rivendell had actually indoor plumbing, not like home, but pretty damn close. I ran into the closet, which was in fact a walk in closet, not just some small one that I ran into and knocked myself out… I may do that later when I try to figure out where the end of it is…

Anyway, I put on some black leggings, and a dark red tunic with black embroidery. Looking in the mirror, I grabbed my OSC (Oh so cool) Backpack, and put on some make-up. My eyes were smoky, my lips a reddish brown since the whole blood red thing didn't work out with my complexion, and several pieces of jewelry. In other words, my six rings, two larger bands with stars and swirls designs on them on my middle fingers, and two smaller bands look exactly the same around my index and ring finger on both hands. I also wore earrings that hung down about two and a half inches with a bunch of little moons all over them hanging on the chain, and a heart linked choker necklace. (This is exactly what I'm wearing right now as I type.).

I was all ready for this little feast! Hopefully no dancing involved… I can't dance…Well, in this day in age, I can dance in clubs.

I walked outside just as Elrohir and Elladan, all spiffed up, arrived. Grinning and whistling they held out an arm each, and I grabbed on to each.

Story recommendations

The Games of the Gods

Summery: The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a too-perfect Mary-Sue. But when she dies and gets transported to Middle-Earth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Book-verse, MS bashing, sorta MS. Rating for language.

Authored by: Crimson Starlight

Rated: PG-13

Chapters: 80

Status: Complete

Where you can Find It: http : www .fanfiction. Net /s/ 1503169/ 1/ (once again, take out the spaces, put it in the web bar, and there you go!)