Insanity doesn't even to begin to describe it
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Chapter 6
Walking in the room was quite interesting. Everyone looked at me, then everyone started whispering to their neighbors… Just wait until I'm around for the while. But then again, they always say first impressions last the longest. Well, not really ,I just made that up…
Anyway, I got a disapproving look from Lord Elrond on my choice of clothes, but I guess we'll get to that in no time flat.
"Good evening, Lady Crecy, but may I ask why you are not in a dress?" Lord Elrond asked. Yep, I knew It wouldn't take long.
"Well, Its sexist to believe that women can't do what men can. Where I come from, The United States Of America, Everyone is equal, no matter what color your skin is or your sex is." I explained.
"Your King allows this? I've never heard anything like it." He replied interestingly.
"Well, we don't have a king, or any royalty, Just democracy. We vote for a leader who has certain requirements for the position. Then for all the major questions like if a rule will be past or not, everyone of age will vote for it or against it. Majority rules."
"This is an interesting topic, but I saw not press tonight. We shall eat and enjoy the feast!" He finished.
"Alright! No explaining! At least yet… I must hide when that happens…" I Blinked and looked around shifty eyed. A few weird looks later, another conversation was brought up.
"Crecy?" The twins said in their creepy way of speaking at the same time.
"That's my name don't wear it out… Oh my GAWD I can't believe I said such a cheesy old line… Um… Yes señor?"
"What's señor mean?"
"Its Spanish for Mr., which is like the 21st century's equivalent of Lord. I'm smart! S-M-R-T!!!!"
"Smart has an A in it." Elrohir stated.
"I know, dumbass."
"Don't call me a dumbass! I am no animal!" His eyebrows rose up to his hair line, I wonder how they get up that far.
"I beg to differ." Elladan smirked. 'Ro threw him a glare.
"I meant your asshole, dipshit!" I started to laugh. He started to blush, so I cracked up even further. Trying to stop I put on a very stern face and tried as hard as I could NOT to laugh. Apparently my hardest wasn't very hard because I managed to burst out laughing seconds later except taking both the twins in the laugh fest as well.
"Ahem" I heard. Snickering, I looked up to see Lord Elrond. "Where did you learn such language?"
"School!" I replied enthusiastically.
He raised an eyebrow, opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off by… guess. Oh come on, its easy! Think! Oh fine… I'll tell you… it was me!
"I can do the eyebrow thing too!" I raised my eyebrow at him. "See! I'm multitalented!"
"So it would seem."
Successfully off topic that I just cursed in front of elf lords, we ate some more. And let me tell you! The food was awesome! I tried a little of everything, and it was yummy. I was even planning to go find the kitchens later and messing around. Complement them, then teach them some good modern dishes. Won't that be interesting!
Okay! Time for the feast! The feast that will involve dancing --shudders--, singing --evil grin--, alcohol --raises eyebrows--, and plenty of hot guys to look at --smiles suggestively and winks--.