Author's note- This is a short parody on soap operas in general with 2 random characters from 'Days Of Our Lives.' My friend Pirate Monkey wrote this with me, and neither have us have seen a full episode of 'Days Of Our Lives' in our lives, so we don't care if it's "totally out-of-character."
Anyway, so enjoy it! Please Read and Review.
Your Daily Soap Opera in Short
By: NoroLimAsfaloth
A sob racked her body as she thought of him. She cried like never before. Tears rolled down her cheeks. She sniffed, and wept. She began to bawl. Salty water poured over her face.
He was the father of her baby who was stolen by her best friend who threw the baby up into space. He also murdered her brother. She wanted to kill him.
She would never forgive him. Never. Not in a thousand years. Even if he begged at her feet she wouldn't. Not if he died. Not if she died. Not if her baby died. Not if her best friend who threw her baby up into space died. Not if her murdered brother died.
So, Sami marched right over to Lucas' house and barged through the door, only to see him making out with her sister.
"OMG!" Sami screamed as Lucas looked over at her. "You are my space-baby's father! You are a horrible person 'cuz you killed my brother! OMG!"
"Don't you care that I saved on my car insurance?" he asked, trying to look overly angry.
"NO! I'll never forgive you! Not in a..." she launched into her "never forgive you" speech.
Suddenly Lucas ripped his and her clothes off and got Sami pregnant.
"OMG!" she yelled.
The next day Sami was somehow giving birth already. She rushes to the hospital and is taken to an emergency room, even though there is no problem whatsoever with the baby. The nurses all stand around her, and never stop looking concerned. The doctor can't make it to the birth for some reason, so the receptionists keep making pointless phone calls to the doctor's cell phone-which is off.
Sami stays in labor for a matter of days while her mother fervently with a distant relative of the father.
When the baby was finally born, it died, so Sami committed suicide. Her mother then began to scream at the concerned nurses and had to be thrown out of the hospital. She lives forever and is never happy.
Lucas ran off and is never seen again.
No one knows-or cares- what happened to Sami's first baby.
So therefore, there is absolutely no reason at all to continue this story, but heck, it's a soap.
The End