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Chapter Four

2 hours later, after both of them had unpacked, Hermione went into Draco's room. She said, "Draco, come to the kitchen. We gotta make all the things we want magical ready before they take our wands. Oh, right. Finite incantatem."

"Hermione, do you know how awful that was? Pansy is such a slut. I don't know what her problem is. She knows I hate her, but she can't leave me alone."

"You deserve someone who loves you that much, Ferret Boy," Hermione said with a smirk.

Then Hermione put her wand down and went into her room. Draco took the chance and murmured, "Accio wand."

When Hermione came out, she didn't even realize her wand was gone. After 5 minutes, Hermione turned to Draco and said, "Have you seen my wand?"

Draco just smirked and whispered, "Changus bikinis," pointing at Hermione.

Now Hermione was wearing the skimpiest black bikini ever made. She yelled and said, "Give me back my wand, you perverted ferret."

All Draco said was, "Easy on the eyes."