Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, even though I wish I do...but oh wellz..all I own in this story is Kairi because...she is me... well... partially me... she is a demon with weird powers... she can fuse her body with aeons! Yay! So...let the story begin!

Botan Loses Her Voice

This story starts off in Koenma's office...

Koenma: Grrrrr...where is my assistant, Botan?!? She is sooooo late! If it wasn't for my father... she will be FIRED!

Ogre: Calm down Koenma sir. She will be here. I saw her this morning.

Botan walks in, but looks gloomy and sad...

Koenma: WHERE WERE YOU, BOTAN?!? YOU ARE SO LATE!

Botan: opens mouth to speak

Koenma: Never mind that. I need you to get the boys over here. I have a new case for them.

Botan gets her oar and flies down, out of the spirit world, to Yusuke's house, where everyone is hanging out in the living room.

Kuwabara: Grrrrrrrr... I SO CAN DO THAT!

Hiei: Hn...cannot

Kuwabara: CAN TOO!

Yusuke: Kuwabara, don't you dare think of using your spirit sword to slice the t.v. in half... again... don't you remember what happened last time?

Kuwabara: But Yusuke! Hiei said –

Yusuke: Look, I don't care if Hiei said you couldn't even tie your own shoes! Just ignore him!

Kuwabara: sinks low in chair and mumbles

Kurama: looking out window Where is Kairi? She said she would be here...

Yusuke: I don't care where she is! Arent you happy that no girls are here to boss us around??

Hiei: Hn... Kurama wants her here because he lov-

Kurama: Er... I just want her here... that's all

Yusuke: Well... I don't like her... she nags me more than Keiko! I never thought that would be possible!

Kairi: appears in window HEY! I heard that! Throws rock at Yusuke

Yusuke: Ow... Xx

Kairi: HI KURAMA! jumps into room and lands in Kurama's arms

Hiei: Hn...bakas

Suddenly, knocking was heard at the door. Yusuke opened it and Botan appeared.

Yusuke: Hello Botan! Lemme guess... do u have another request from Koenma???

Botan: Tries to speak, but no luck

Yusuke: What???

Kuwabara: Jumps up from chair OOO! I KNOW! She wants to play charades! Can I play?!?

Kairi: Er... I don't think so Kuwabaka...

Kurama: I don't think so neither. She sounds a little raspy.

Botan: smiles and nods to what kurama suggested

Hiei: So...are you saying that the annoying ferry girl cannot speak?

Kurama: inspecting Botan's throat yep... she has laryngitis...

Hiei: eyes brightened Really???

Yusuke: Don't joke around like that, Kurama!

Kairi: Would my Kurama lie to you like that?!?

Yusuke: YEE HAW!! No more annoying bubbly words from Botan! WOO HOO!

Botan: glares at Yusuke and writes on piece of paper

Kairi: Woah Botan... you have messy handwriting!

Kurama: takes paper from Kairi Wow... shes right! hands paper to Yusuke

Yusuke: Hey! I can read this! reading paper out loud Yusuke, you're such an ....HEY!

Kuwabara: snatches paper wow Urameshi... you can really read this?

Yusuke: Yeah, so?

Kurama: Well that settles it. Yusuke, you take care of Botan. Since you are the only one who can read her writing, you must look after her

Yusuke: WHAT?!?

Kairi: In other words, be her servant!!

Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: well...that was my first fic! Please RR! So I could know what I need to improve! Thanx! Suggestions are also welcome!