Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.... but I wished I have because then I will be rich and will buy more companies and states and continents and...um...maybe some candy. Yep. So anyway, I don't own YYH. The only thing that is mine is Kairi because she is my alter ego. She is a demon with unusual powers. She can fuse with aeons from the final fantasy series. So, without further interruption, let the torture commence!

P.S.: I cannot use the little cute stars for the actions so I'm going to use ()!

Botan cannot speak: 2

Kurama: Well that settles it. Yusuke, you take care of Botan. Since you are the only one who can read her writing, you must look after her

Yusuke: WHAT?!?

Kairi: In other words, be her servant!!

Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Botan:

Kairi: Well, I came to you guys out for lunch, but it seems only Kurama, Kuwabaka, and Hiei are the only ones who can come. Good luck Yusuke!

The three boys and Kairi left, leaving Yusuke and Botan home alone.

Yusuke: Of all the luck...darn... oh well. Botan, you can stay in my mom's room. I don't think she will be home for another week.

Hiei: Hn...

Yusuke: O.O? Hiei, I thought you left with that freaky girl.

Hiei: I couldn't pass up this show. This is so entertaining!

Yusuke: Whatever... this sucks big time

Botan: (writes on paper and hands it to Yusuke)

Yusuke: (snatches up paper and reads it) You want ice cream? Ok... I think I have some left in the freezer.

Hiei: Ice cream?

Yusuke: (goes to freezer and takes out half of a container of chocolate chip ice cream) Ok... you can have the rest, Botan. (Gives Botan ice cream)

Hiei: Wait a minute. That's sweet snow! I want some now!

Yusuke: Tough cookies! There is none left. Botan took the rest.

Hiei: (glares at Botan) Give me your sweet snow and I won't make the rest of your life a living torture!

Botan: O.O;; (gives Hiei the whole ice cream container)

Hiei: Heh... wise move... (Eats ice cream messily)

After of a few days of butler business...

Botan: (lying in bed, ringing a bell noisily)

Yusuke: (walking upstairs, mocking Kairi) Oh, I got an idea Yusuke! Why don't we give her a nice bell! Therefore, she can get you easier! (Muttering to self) Stupid demon girl...

Kairi: (Flies in through window, knocking Yusuke over the head with her tail) Whoopsie! Oh well... anyway, is Kurama here?

Yusuke: X.x I think he's downstairs, cooking soup for Botan...

Kairi: Oh... thank you

Botan: (rings bell louder)

Kairi: Wow...I don't think she will get her voice back for a looooooooooooong time!

Yusuke: Just my luck...

When Yusuke makes it upstairs, he finds a startling surprise...

Botan: (sitting at window) Oh, hello Mr. Bird! I love your song! I can sing too! Lalalalala...

Yusuke: (bursts in door) AHA! YOU CAN SPEAK! I'M FREE! OH SWEET FREEDOM!!!! (Runs downstairs)

Kuwabara: (playing video games with Hiei) Darn... darn... DARNNIT!!!!!!!!! I lost again...

Kairi: That makes the score: Forty-two for Hiei and negative six for Kuwabaka. Um... how did you get negative?

Kuwabara: Another one of life's mysteries...O.O

Hiei: Heheheheehee... (Makes jagan eye glow)

Yusuke: IM FREE! OH SWEET FREEDOM!! OH MAMA!!!!!!! (runs into kitchen) Kurama! I'm free! Botan can speak!

Kurama: What? She cannot speak. I checked this morning.

Yusuke: YES SHE CAN! SHE WAS SINGING!

Kairi: Impossible! She loves to talk. Why would she pretend?

Yusuke: Because she wants me to be her servant forever!

Kuwabara: Lets see here... Yusuke is mega lazy... but on the other hand, Botan loves to torture Yusuke.

Kairi: How about a list about Yusuke and Botan's flaws?

Hiei: Hn... good idea... for a ningen

Kairi: I AM NOT A NINGEN! I am a demon!

Hiei: Whatever...

Kurama: (takes out a sheet of paper and makes two columns. One marked "Yusuke" and the other marked "Botan") Ok. Let's begin.

Kuwabara: Yusuke is a big liar!

Kurama: Yusuke

Hiei: Ferry girl hates Yusuke

Kurama: Botan

Yusuke: I don't see where this is going...

Botan: (furiously rings bell)

Kurama: Go get that Yusuke. We will work on this list while you take care of Botan.

Yusuke: Bye-bye freedom... (Drags self upstairs)

Later that night...

Kurama: (tired and worn out) Ok... lets read this over. What is in the "Botan" column?

Kairi: OK! (Pulls down giant screen, pulls out a pointer and plays a video projector)

1. Botan hates Yusuke... 2. Botan works hard and deserves a vacation with a servant...

3. Botan is giving payback for everything he has done to her... 4. Lastly, Botan is evil... um, Hiei, I don't quite agree with the last one

Hiei: But its all true

Kairi: Whatever... Next! In the Yusuke column, 1.Yusuke is a liar... 2. Yusuke hates Botan... 3. Yusuke is all evil... 4. Yusuke is tired of waiting on Botan... 5. Lastly, Yusuke is very very very very lazy! And to sum it all up (takes out calculator) Yusuke is wrong. He lied! Oh well...

Kurama: How did you get the equation to figure that out?

Kuwabara: What I wanna know is how she got the screen and projector in here.

Kairi: It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Yusuke lied to us.

Yusuke: (slowly climbing downstairs) So, what's the word...?

Kuwabara: You lied Urameshi!

Yusuke: WHAT?!? BUT I SAW HER! I HEARD HER WITH MY OWN EARS!!!

Hiei: I believe the detective.

All: O.O? WHAT?!?

Hiei: Yes. I do. The ferry girl can speak and I have a plan to prove it. But you all must work with me.

Yusuke: Anything to end this torture!

The next day...

Hiei: ... And that's the plan. Any questions?

Kuwabara: Yes. One. What was the plan again?

Hiei: I'll explain it slowly for the slow one here...Listen up Kuwabara! We are to stay as quiet as we can. No noises, no sounds, no anything!

Kuwabara: What if I have to cough?

Yusuke: HOLD IT IN!

Kuwabara: Fine

Hiei: Telephone unplugged Kurama?

Kurama: All ready to go!

Kairi: Shhhh! She's coming!

Yusuke: (runs into living room and muted TV)

Botan: (walks in and hands Yusuke a paper)

Yusuke: (takes the paper and moves mouth without sound)

Botan: (Looks at TV)???

Kurama: (runs into room and slams into Botan)

Botan: ??

Kurama: (moves mouth but doesn't make a sound)

Botan: (looks over to Hiei and slaps his head)

Hiei: (angrily mouths words to Botan)

Botan: OH LORD ENMA! I HAVE GONE DEAF!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O! Oops...

Yusuke: See? She can speak! OH MAMA! IM FREE!!!!

Botan: (laughs nervously) Um... oh... my voice...

Kairi: It returned!

Hiei: Ferry girl speaks. Yusuke, May I?

Yusuke: You may

Botan: O.O GULP

Later that night...

Yusuke: How does the weather feel out there Botan?

Botan: (hung upside down from telephone pole) HAAAAAAAAALP ME!!!!!! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! GET ME DOWN! IVE LEARNED MY LESSON... aw nuts...

Me: Well... that's the end! I know its short, but it was fun to write! Don't forget to RR and I will make Hiei take Botan down from there. Promise!

Hiei: How will you convince me to do that? I like it this way.

Me: You will do as I say!

Hiei: Hn... you can't make me

Me: You're right. I cant, but Kairi can!

Hiei: Kairi?

Kairi: MWAHAHAHA!

Hiei: O.O GULP! Um... please RR and save me from this psycho!!!!!!

Me: RR and as always, suggestions are welcome. I need to know if I have to improve on my skills!