Tales of the LupinBlacks

by Daughter moon

RLSB Slash, This was written in mind of those magnets they sell in card shops, with motto's on the front. Each chapter is a new motto.

2. It's either me or the dorm

Title: The Magnet Motto collection, Tales of the Lupin-Blacks
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Word count: 133
Disclaimer: I own nothing

Part 2
It's either me or the dorm…
"Sirius!"
"Yes?" Sirius appeared from the depths of his trunk to gaze at his lover across a sea of parchment, clothes and discarded bed sheets.
"You were supposed to clean up this mess this morning."
"Was I?" Remus made a soft sound of annoyance that bordered on a growl.
"Yes!"
"Why?" Remus looked at him in disbelief.
"Because you left the place in such a mess we had to sleep in the common room last night-"
"Oh yes, and very nice it was too, squashed up together on that little couch…"
"Sirius!" Sirius looked calmly at his roommate.
"Look Remus, I understand why you are a little upset, but it's either me or the dorm – we can't both be beautiful." The door slammed shut, and one hinge fell off.
"What did I say?"