OMGA chapy too man!!!! I'M EXSITED

Lol!!!L!l1OLOLOL!1!1

OMG isa Xmass a gost isa in ma hoose and draxco is gong to te rAPEA MEY1!!1!1! LoLOLoOLL!!!

So. I go to to mb th e funoest Xmass fo oall tmi. At hermiony (AN: LOLlOLOL!!11LOLOl) becauseas she ia 1 hote bithc. (AN: wank88j) iok so she cum.

And the pale silhouette flitted silently across the pale moor, highlighting delicate features, and flushed cheeks.

SOOOO NEWay!Y I went edd an dummBellDoor want aswel. Todo.

I LOOBVA THAT GUD TODO/ EAAAT/ naow /

Wat u get wen cross 2 chinesesa. 2 CHINEESSEEE CROSSEdxd/

Once a ponmath atimy therirey waz a prienst chaeple man, he was drive in ataxi or in one or soothing I do no SHUT THE FUCK UP and they dropve long road. And then they hit a bum in tha roa and the priest go WHAT TH FUCK WAS THAT and tha taxi wog go A BLACKANESS BITCH.

R u a being a racist a u biiatch racy I AM BLACKANESS BITCH.

I no bitch I waz bagin ya mumma not ya dad.

Well that oj then CLOCK CHICKENS GO MOOO

anyway on with that sit 1!!!

So wen I wads leetel gurl ma muamma sayed to me YoU Can'S HANDLE tHE TRUTHG!!!11 I lub lub JACKY NICOLSANN. Youu SO HAWT. Dat moo vie be guuuud.

Crazey chansawe maytes.

Ploz. Re[ly.

Thend.