A/N Nothing much to say. Just ... Review!!!!!

Disclaimer: Nothing here but the plot and the witty phrases

.: Draco's POV :.

I woke up with a start. I bolted upright. I looked around at the familiar surroundings of the Hospital Wing. How did I get here? Then I remembered the Potions class. How Parkinson yelled at me just as Granger was handing me the powdered toadstool. The explosion. The blackout. I saw Madam Promfrey heading my way.

'Ahh... Ms Granger. You are up. You can go now if you want.' I looked at her dumbfounded. Did she just call me Granger?

'Ms Granger, You must be hungry. You and Mr Malfoy over there have been out for 6 hours. It's now 4 in the afternoon.' I looked towards the bed she was gesturing to. And I saw my own peaceful asleep face staring back at me.

'Hermione' My head swiveled automatically at that name. And standing at the door of the Hospital Wing was Potty and his faithful sidekick Weasel.

'Can you leave yet? The first day of school is never a first day if you aren't there to tell us off for not doing our homework' said Weasel will a stupid grin on his face. Potty laughed. He obviously found it funny because I didn't.

'Come on. Let's go back to the Gryffindor Common Room.' And I slowed myself to be dragged with them.

'I bet it was that git Malfoy's fault.' Said Weasel. I didn't respond. I was too busy staring at my own reflection in the mirror. Instead of seeing the face of Draco Malfoy, which I've seen for the past 16 years, I see the puzzled face of Hermione Granger. Her bushy brown hair cascaded like waves down my shoulders. Her soft brown eyes staring back at me in confusion. This look almost made her look cute. Almost. If I'm in Granger's body that would mean Granger was in my body asleep in the Hospital Wing. I don't know how this could happen. But whatever Granger did she should be the first to know. So I can't go around telling Potty and Weasel my real identity.

' Mione, what do you think?' yelled Weasel. I turned around.

'Huh?' I jumped back at the sound of Granger's voice escaping my lips.

'Our latest plot to humiliate Malfoy.' Potty explained. Is that how they spend their free time? Plotting to destroy my life and reputation? They are a really sad case. 'Why would you want to destroy Dra- Malfoy's life anyway?' Potty and Weasel stared back at me befuddled.

'You must have really hit you head if you can't remember your worst enemy.' Said Potty.

'Duh, Mione. He made you miss 6 whole hours of school. And it's the first day too. And he caused the explosion.' Added Weasel. I rolled my eyes at their stupidity.

'Guys. Malfoy had nothing to do with it. It's Pansy Parkinson that deserves the humiliation. She screeched just as Gra – I was giving Drac- Malfoy the powdered toadstool.' I said matter-of-factly. They looked at me.

'Are you OK, Hermione?' asked Potter with a worried look on his face.

'Did you just defend Malfoy?' asked the disgusted tone of Weasel. Duh! You're Granger now Malfoy. You like these losers. I screamed in my mind.

'No.... Noooooo....... Ummmm...... I just think it's time to humiliate the root of the problem.' I said. It seemed to satisfy them.

'Talk to me...' said Weasel with a new found interest. I smirked. 'Well.....'

A/N I might do Harry and Ron's POV sometime soon. So yea..... Please review. And in case any one can't tell, Draco and Hermione have switched bodies.....