A/N I love reviews!!!!! In these chaps, from Hermione's POV Draco is always referred to as a 'he' even though the whole world thinks Draco is Hermione and vice versa. It might be a little confusing but you'll get it after a while.

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Hermione's POV

I opened my eyes and the first face I saw was mine. I know it sounds like I've been losing my mind. So my instincts took over and I screamed. And it wasn't my usual high-pitched one. This one sounded low pitched and masculine. And the person who looked like me cupped her hand over my mouth.

'What happened? Who are you?' I whispered. I was too scared to say it out loud.

'God. Granger those friends of you are so annoying..'

'Who are you' I asked again.

'I think the better question is Who are you?' I stared at the girl who looks like me.

'What do you mean why does my voice sound like it's a male one?' As I spoke the voice sounded familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it. The girl who looked like me handed me a mirror. I stared at it and I found it was not my warm brown eyes like I've been seeing for the past 16 years, but the eyes where cold and grey. Like the eyes of Draco Malfoy. Exactly like the eyes of Draco Malfoy. I examined my other facial features with the mirror. I almost screamed again.

'I must be dreaming or something. This isn't me. I must be dreaming....' I muttered.

'Granger. I can assure you that you aren't dreaming.' Said the girl.

'That must mean you are Malfoy.' I said in a soft whisper.

'Now what do you think?' he said sarcastically. He smirked. Which was completely wrong. It made my face look so evil. So... Draco Malfoy-ish.

'You....You stole my body!' I said out of desperation.

'Oh come on. Do I look that stupid? If I could steal any girls' body I can assure you it won't be yours. Look what I have to work with?' I didn't say anything because it was technically my body.

'What happened?' I asked.

'The potions class. The powdered toadstool. Pansy Parkinson.' Said Malfoy through gritted teeth, smashing his right fist into his left hand.

'What am I going to do?' I started to wail. 'It's the first day of school. This year is important. They are starting to teach us NEWT stuff.'

'I dunno. But we can't tell anyone. I don't want people to know I'm trapped in your body. We need to find that antidote. And then the nightmare will be over.' It didn't sound like much of a plan but it was the only one we had.

'OK then. Tell me the Art of Being Malfoy.' I said. A frown remained on her face.

'Number one, wipe that smile off my face. A Malfoy never smiles. Only smirks.' He instructed. I tried to smirk

'That was a pathetic attempt.' He said smirking.

'Hermione never smirks' I said. 'She is sweet and smiles a lot'

'And arrogant don't forget arrogant' he said. I ignored him and asked

'Where is Harry and Ron?' His eyes wrinkled into a frown.

'Don't even get me started on those dorks.' He said. 'They aren't dorks, you git.'

I said. 'They are my best friends. And if you are me you have to like them.' He smirked.

I smiled. 'Whatever Granger. I liked being me. Now you have to go and ruin my reputation.' I laughed out loud

'It's harder to be me that you think Granger.'

'How hard can it be? You just strut around and put people down. Thinking that you live in some fantasyland where everyone worships you. And kisses your feet.'

The smile disappeared. It was replaced with a very angry look that didn't suit my face.

'Is that what you think of my life?!' He exclaimed. 'Your life must be easy then. All the teachers treat you like God. You have friends who actually care about your well being.' He yelled.

'I got to go.' He said and he left. I must have really hurt him.

I've been in here for several hours. In Malfoy's body and none of his pathetic friends have come to see him. I got and left. In search of Slytherin Common room.

'Draky' shrieked Pansy Parkinson. I groaned and turned around. She grabbed my arm and started leading me away.

'Where are you taking me?' I asked.

'Common room. Duh! Must've hit your head pretty hard.' She giggled in a very high-pitched way which made my eardrums hurt. I tried to shake her hand off my arm but her grip was HARD. We reached a portrait of snakes and Pansy said

'Mudblood' and it swung open. 'Now Draky let's plot to destroy that pretty little Mudblood, Granger's life.'

A/N Reviews please!!!!